Edward Windsor

Well, the festive season is well and truly a dim, distant memory Still, if any of you maggots want to indulge in a little post-dated seasonal tomfoolery we could always drop by the Peng thread with a few wisecracks about being lesbians trapped in men's bodies :mad: Turns out later tonight. Possibly. Teddy PS I can't believe none of you guys want to help out with the nice request for a CMBB manual pdf.

Ooooh, I like Snarker's wheels. Can I swap them for my Merc? So when are you going to send them to us? Teddy

:mad: :mad: :mad: Has a turn got lost in cyberspace again? Teddy

Should have been a DB5 :mad: :mad: :mad: Unfortunately I'd probably need a loan of your super computer to play it :mad: :mad: :mad: Teddy

May 15

A detailed guide should be in the manual. Cheers, Teddy

Hello Monty, I didn't have any problems but I was only using a viewer. Maybe this will help: "For Excel users (full version only): The tables will initially show up as being blank. You need to *Select All* and choose a font or font color for the page to make the text visible. I don't know why things don't convert properly between various Microsoft products. :-(" Cheers, Teddy

Snarker, have things gone horribly wrong for you in Po Valley or have you suddenly found a life ? :mad: ? :mad: Alternatively, my last turn (sent on the 29th, I believe) went missing. Let me know, you big hairy maggot. Teddy

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Don't tell me you fell for that old line? Beneath that cuddly exterior, Dave is one smoooth operator. He'll love you and he'll leave you, break your heart and deceive you. Because wherever he lays his hat, that's his home :mad: Hope all you maggots have a happy New Year, Bottoms up, Teddy

No turns. You big time-zone challenged maggots. I'm off to bed to ponder the wonders of Sigourney :mad: :mad: Teddy

Is not simply playing Snarker punishment enough? :mad: :mad: :mad: He's currently smearing my chaps all over the Po Valley, but when he's done he may have time to lightly flambe a few more of my plucky Brits :mad: :mad: :mad: Teddy

I'm not normally a fan of operations (I must have a short attention span or...) but that sounds an intriguing proposition. I don't supose you could reign in your wild and crazy imagination, though, to limit it to a couple of thousand points? Teddy

That sounds like a job for Axe and his new Cray :mad: :mad: :mad: Any plans to update Kneiber Dam? That would look marvellous in the middle of the desert during daylight hours ... although I have my doubts about its historical accuracy. Not that it's ever stopped you before :mad: :mad: :mad: Teddy [ December 30, 2003, 07:32 AM: Message edited by: Edward Windsor ]

Morning chaps. Does anyone know where Abbott is these days? Did he buy CMAK and, more importantly for maggots everywhere, is he working on more of his splendid scenarios? Yours quizzically, Teddy

Game updates after fighting my way off the sofa ... Mike and I have finished Line of Defence. He was always going to be in trouble once he'd shot down my CAS before it had taken out half my armour ... the demo can now be uninstalled, but it has given me more entertainment than many games I've paid full price for :mad: Snarker is kicking my bottom all over the Po Valley. He is, of course, a maggot :mad: Dave and I are still staggering around in a sandstorm, trying to work out if the briefing to Ambush! bears any resemblance to what our poor men are experiencing. It currently looks as though the outcome will be as historically accurate as U-571 :mad: Axe has skipped town with his Italians after my lucky start to Clash of Titans. My Brits are at the oasis, splashing around on their lilos, drinking G&Ts and awaiting his return :mad: Right, I've still got half a turkey and a few cases of red wine to get through Teddy PS Saw Galaxy Quest yesterday ... Sigourney Weaver is going to be giving me sleepless nights for a while :mad: :mad: :mad:

I hope all the magnificent maggots who populate this thread of waffle have a TNT-packed Christmas :mad: My own perfectly-formed packages of mayhem and confusion will be a little haphazard over the next few days, but I trust you will all be too merry - or drunk - to notice. All the best, Teddy

I hope all the magnificent maggots who populate this thread of waffle have a TNT-packed Christmas :mad: My own perfectly-formed packages of mayhem and confusion will be a little haphazard over the next few days, but I trust you will all be too merry - or drunk - to notice. All the best, Teddy

Although there are a few chucklesome moments, I'm not a big fan of the Sexie tour ... talking about being a transvestite isn't intrinsically funny :mad: But at least it'll give you a chance to get a few fashion tips Teddy

Although there are a few chucklesome moments, I'm not a big fan of the Sexie tour ... talking about being a transvestite isn't intrinsically funny :mad: But at least it'll give you a chance to get a few fashion tips Teddy

Phew. Turns out. If you didn't get one, it's because I don't love you. Teddy

Phew. Turns out. If you didn't get one, it's because I don't love you. Teddy

Apologies to all maggots with whom I'm currently engaged in TNT-chucking. Turns out ASAP ... hopefully tomorrow. Teddy

Apologies to all maggots with whom I'm currently engaged in TNT-chucking. Turns out ASAP ... hopefully tomorrow. Teddy

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