Simon Elwen

Well here's hoping you have a great holiday and a few things you might want to note . Bovington is a couple of miles out from Wool station , there is only 1 taxi (Wool is a very small place) so nab it quick if the bus isnt around , take his mobile no and he will pick you up when your done . Also as you come out of the station look over to the left , by the road junction there is a good pub , they might even have their bbq going with luck . For Normandy I would recommend The Holts guide to the Battlefield its one of the best. Standing on one of the beaches at 6 am is something so atmospheric and moving I would go to hill 112 with binoculars then you can really see its importance on the battlefield Take some time in the Imperial War Museum its worth a day in itself .

Hmm back from a week away at work and 190 posts to plough through . Goodbye Texas Hello Doodads A Trial... no Trial....Hohum No pictures......shame A departure......? An Infestation.....eradicated Updates Boo this is going my way Noba this is not quite going my way Lars awaiting a turn A J awaiting a turn as well

Hmm a week away at the computer free zone called work and 150 posts to plough through and what is there 2 promotions to Knaggit v good or not , however you see it 2 family trees not v good some songs v good no pictures shame updates Boo already given him a nosebleed , more to dish out here Lars his horde is not a worry , but he is going fishing instead....... Noba only turn 2 here A J RaR still going on , it might be edging his way to a minor win. Thats that done , time to post turns

Hmm a week away at the computer free zone called work and 150 posts to plough through and what is there 2 promotions to Knaggit v good or not , however you see it 2 family trees not v good some songs v good no pictures shame updates Boo already given him a nosebleed , more to dish out here Lars his horde is not a worry , but he is going fishing instead....... Noba only turn 2 here A J RaR still going on , it might be edging his way to a minor win. Thats that done , time to post turns

Noba don't bold me , I know my place as the only ssn around here at the moment . As for losing .....we'll see about that

Cheater. You peeked.</font>

It could be a paintball hit , but it looks too big .

Its cm player grafted onto a persons leg

Didn't PI stand for Prize Idiot ? I went to school with Colin Montgomery the miserable golfer and Jeremy Dyson the writer of "The League of Gentlemen" a fine comedy series in blighty.

Buy Panasonic ! here Or not as you see fit !

Well a week away workng and about 200 posts just read ,mmm, where to begin , Its good see the John Wayne thread finally gone to only be replaced by sci fic , Well my dad was at school with Patrick Stewart , Dad said that "The Captain" wasn't bald or any good at physics. Updates Boo just begun so nowt there lars just finished , tactical victory for the Minnesota Air Force , nothing more nothing less a j Still fighting R a R , it will be over eventually

I am patient however , I will remind you of the words of your own Thomas Jefferson "Never put off 'till tommorow what you can do today"

Whining? WHINING??? Sometimes my mantra is the only thing that keeps me from pulling an Ozzy Osborne and biting the heads off these gerbils. But you'll learn, oh yes indeedy-do. You'll learn.</font>

An update A J Is it supposed to be Berli's vision of hell? , shoudn't there be more fires , rubble , the river boiling, etc , instead everybody's roasting chestnuts round the fires and watching the tracer fire , more to come in this I expect Lars turn 7 Jabo , I got something of the map now for something else Boo Whats all this calmblueocean tosh , get angry , get even , stop whining

ok stukey try this one here

My local is both dog and possibly olde one friendly too here Should any one of you lot make it over the pond , the 1st pints on me.

Actually, we had the good taste to go to a authentic English pub where they brew their own and serve it at the correct temp. </font>

This week you certainly have the upper hand, I'll give you that.</font>

I thought they were all imprisoned. Why would they stay on that pale and drizzly little island thingamajiggy unless they had to?</font>

lars there are 3 'sort of' challenges there , they are probably too subtle though. I see that you have 9 games on the go . Well make it 10 and we will see who is pa-thet-ick It is raining here , I'll save some for your parade If you can win i may go and play in traffic , If I win you can buy yourself an umbrella is that specific enough for you

a darkened room . two figures lie asleep in armchairs creeaak , the door opens SLAM BANG "I'm back" clomp clomp clomp clomp "uncle stukey uncle stukey UNCLE STUKEY wake up uncle stukey WAKE UP" "make me a minefield to play in , make me one you said you would go on go on go on go on ...... "uncle jeff uncle jeff UNCLE JEFF wake upwake up WAKE UP where's the barbed wire You promised me you said you would make some you did you said go on go on go on go on"....... somebody else enters "Uncle seanachi , uncle stukey and uncle jeff won't wake up and play but you will won't you? I want a barbed wire and a minefield and a tank and a soldier and a gun and a jeep and a spotter and a morter and a bazooka and a sniper and a bunker and an engineer and a flamethrower go on go on go on I'm bored playing on my own"

To R Leete et al An apology too all , having now visited usenet , a place that i had never heard of before i now see the difference , ignorance of course is not a defence and now I stand corrected. I humbly beg forgiveness for any offence caused. I have left the offending posts up only to serve as a reminder to myself to never be so stupid again. I will happily remove them if requested to. Simon Elwen

Quote by booby "Upon your birth, your parents tried to sell you to carny folk, but the carny's standards were too high". How dare you insult the good name of those honest fairground entertainers for they are my parents . By my mothers beard and fathers leotard ,is it not enough to entertain a yokel like yourself with the majesty of the trapeze , the ghost train , bumper cars ,and all the fun of the fair. I will have aged crone sell you some lucky heather for you will need it.

Ah serf's up Fishing in the pool with crassbait snares the leetefish the cheese loving amphibian one can't wait to throw back in.

Prinze Albrecht Strasse 44 was Himmlers Apartment