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Shavian House is not to be bothered with.
Fixed that for ya, lad.
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Oh, Niiiiiidannnnnnnnnn!
Why were so many of your troops clustered waaaaaaay back at the rear of the map?
How can they fight if they're hiding behind buildings and stuff?
My Waffen SS was hoping for a Sooper Colossal Victory instead of just your normal, every day Major Victory.
I are sad now.
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Ah it is a beautiful thing to see ones tutoring bearing fruit.
Joe's confused (again) and thinks he's Mr. Green Jeans.
from a far distant landNow granted sburke had some native talent already,no question there, but under my inspired leadership he has truly blossomed
More of the unfortunate plant life metaphor...
and is matching, and may I say besting, some of the lesser lights around here {snee .. Boo Radley ... ze}.Again, this is another example of how Pshaw makes value judgements. i.e. quite poorly
Once again my judgement is proven infallible.Do the unicorns bow to you in your world, Joe? Do the woodland animals gather around you as you go traipsing through the meadows of your mind? Did Fellini, rapidly taking notes as he watched you, mumble, "Oh, I can use this!", while looking over his shoulder, Dali said, "No one would believe this ****e".
You can tell us, Joe.
We won't care, but you can tell us.
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Well done sparky, yes there are 5 digits on each hand for we humans.
And it's an interesting thing (or it would be if I cared) that you needed to put your beer down to count over five.
Because apparently you were counting on your fingers.
Conprendo, Bozo?
I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.
Dear GAWD, Pshaw! Where do you find these guys? In what Remainder bin in what Dantean version of Walmart are these guys stacked up like wormy cord wood?
I'll admit, I had some rough going when I took Nidan to Squire and don't even get me started on Lurkur, but maybe if you wouldn't spend so much time smearing your Rooskie plane all over the landscape and drunkenly screaming "How BOUT them Cowboys" (Little hint: no one cares) every few minutes, this guy wouldn't keep falling off the turnip truck of life and ending up with his skirt up over his head!
If I want incomprehensible gibberish, I'll read some OGSF posts.
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Oh now lookwhat you made me do, I have to set my beer down to count the number of Germans I can see sprawled face down in the dirt.
Because there's more than five?
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Good thought sburke, it's about time the useless Bastiche makes himself useful around here. Mind you it might well be more of a task than he can handle.
Your Liege,
Sir Joe Shaw JFLPCT
You aren't making a "thingy" reference, are you, Joe?
A "thingy" reference?
I might expect that from spork, knowing the slap dash way you train your Squires, but I'd hoped you were above such things.
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Do honor to the Shavian House.
Your Liege,
Sir Joe Shaw JFLPCT
In other words, if you don't pee on your toes you'll be considered an over-achiever.
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I do recall claiming Olde Oneship of the Cesspool some time ago.
Just another thing you and dalem have in common.
I'll bet your folks are so proud...
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Well I can only believe in this instance it was the instinctive reaction on the part of my inborn desire to maintain a high standard of excellence to only want to quote intelligent people. Which in this case, considering the slobbering drivel that is displayed daily in the CessPool, you being a prime example, would be to quote me.
Holy CRAP! How do you get that head of yours through doors, Sparky?
Wait a minute... is Emrys playing a prank on us all and posting under a fictitious name?
I WAS WRONG.
Oh, wait... never mind. All of Emrys remaining circuits would blow and he'd experience a complete shut down before he could force himself to admit to being wrong in any way.
Carry on, children.
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... since he's clearly not the sharpest knife in the fabled silverware drawer.
And if there's ONE thing Joe Shaw knows, it's silverware drawers!
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... places like Akron that drink all day.
You make it sound like a bad thing.
You need to have a long, friendly chat with ol' Unca Stuky.
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Yeah that his last edit matches the time stamp on his next post shows a distinct lack of perception about technology. Then again he is from Ohio. It was predictable.
Said the guy who:
1) Admits to being from Filthadelphia,
Now lives in a town where one of the top-rated restaurants is a Falafel drive-in and
III) Well really, that's a tough one to top... but anyway,
ΓΈ) Is Squire to Foul Ole Joe, which should trump just about anything and means that anything he says can be discounted to the point where it'll be at the bottom of the Remainder Bin until the Apocalypso.
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I'm sure the Just-a-carrot will have something to say about that.
If he didn't, that'd be a freaking first.
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I don't know what you're talking about.
Nothing new there.
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I, for one, have no problem lumping Wisconsin in with China, India and West (ByGawd) Virgina. I say we throw in Oddstralia, Texas and Noo Joisey to make it a lucky seven.
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"It is a class A misdemeanor to wave a burning torch around in the air."
Then how do you get rid of all the cow flatulence?
Or do you all just not notice it anymore?
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No one from Ohio should be commenting on who is and isn't a true member of the human family...
"Ohio: The Thinking Man's Wisconsin"
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Well Michael at least I have the gumption to play actual people.
I thought you were playing NG_Cavscout.
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I am from Phila.
Oh, Peng should be informed.
We have another escapee.
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we will have a jolly canter around the Paddock!
He looks jolly to me...
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... we wouldn't want our tender parts anywhere...
Joe
Neither would we.
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"Live and Exotic", could mean all sorts of things. I saw a similar sign at the reptile house at the Bronx Zoo recently.
By the way, how is your kin folk?
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I apologize.
Michael
Sig material, that.
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It probably wouldn't not do that.
Wow. speak English much?
Boo Radley! He who thinks chipping one stone upon another is the highest form of technology achievable. Still in Ohio, the Cuba Gooding Jr. of Midwestern states? Send me a CMx1 turn, if you can wrench up enough courage to be badly beaten yet again. Make it angry, unyielding.
I don't even know what half this means, but CMx1? Seriously? Why not play a rousing game of Asteroids? Maybe pinball?
We don't do CMx1 around here anymore, Skeezix.
The Peng Challenge: Thread Blunder
in Combat Mission Red Thunder
Posted
SPEWWWWWWWWWWWWPIUTPUTPUHHHHHHPATOOIE!!!
Oh, that was a good one! Coffee over the monitor, the desk, the keyboard! What a freakin' mess!
Standards? House Rune????
Other than developing monumentally unbalanced CM scenarios, you mean? Could we see a list of these standards, please? I'm sure everybody here would benefit from reading them. just grab any one of your half eaten crayons and writ... I mean PRINT them out for us.
Don't want you to hurt yourself.
That's why we're here.