Boo Radley
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I thought I would let you reprobates know I am a 10 lb natural lump and a wood chunk.
That is all.
So... lost weight, have you? That's just swell.
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Nidan1? It seems one of your little pets has followed you in again. We've told you time and again to tie them up outside. That's what the wooden stocks are for. Now put a leash on jomcskeezix1234poot and drag him out of here before he makes a mess.
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I love me some Australians.....
... deep fried. On a stick.*
(* It's not cannibalism because they're a different species, much lower on the food chain.)
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And I would have looked at your proposed budget and said, "Next!"
Then I would have sent you to "professionals" because I would have found it amusing.
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... we consulted with advertising professionals and have changed it to the version you see below.
*Ker Dessel - When it's called a setup for a reason
(Sprays beer all over the keyboard and the monitor and parts of the wall behind the monitor and across the desktop and a little bit on the cat)
BWWWWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!1!!1!!!!1!11ONE!!1!!
You ACTUALLY followed advice you got from advertising professionals??? How did you know they were advertising professionals? Big stains on their pants? Wearing special helmets to keep them from licking windows? They took you to lunch and then added it to their invoice? And while at lunch, dazzled you with meaningless buzzwords?
Oh, Joe... there are times when you display a most magical kind of stupid.
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I see Boo Boo Radley is still abouts. Why? The men in white coats haven't caught up to him yet?
Rune
No, they pretty much leave me alone anymore. After I told them some stories about your wildly uneven scenarios, scenarios which make anything coming out of Ker Dessel* look like tactical masterpieces, they realized that in the grand scheme of things, I was quite normal.
Seriously though, if you're using scenario design as some form of emotional therapy, it just really isn't working.
Unless it's supposed to help you release your inner demons, because it that's the case, they're pouring out like the teenagers running out of the movie theater in The Blob.
*Ker Dessel - When you want to play CM in the worst way)
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Pot, this is Kettle.
Hi, er Kettle, is it?
Having yet another identity crisis, Skeezix?
It's probably because you don't have a personality.
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What the hell am I doing.
Oh, I know this one!
Annoying the hell out of the rest of us.
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Just for the record, Joe Shaw is a slimy, no good, gamey, bastiche.
Tautological statement. -10 points.
You'll be taking remedial Logic here pretty soon, Bub, unless you knuckle down more.
And being the knuckle-dragger you are, that should pose no problem for you.
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I'll give you this Nidan1 .
No thanks. You can keep him.
And keep him far away from the rest of us.
And stay there with him.
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It's a metaphor..... sigh
No, it really wasn't.
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What kind of bucolic hell do you reside in where you use a mop to shovel excrement?
I mean... what the hell, Emrys!
In what kind of special abattoir of hope that you call home would this constitute normal behavior.
You are just to freaking weird, man.
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Just remember due to budget cuts there is no actual mop. Just dunk your
head into the suds, get onto your hands and knees and lower your head
to the floor and start crawling.* (It's works better if you make motor sounds
at the same time).
Noba.
*For extra efficiency, shake your head from side to side.
You have a motorized mop? Or did they just tell you it was motorized and then sat back and watched as you pulled the cord again and again and again, never noticing that it was part of a bungee cord that had been stapled to the handle.
And they all laughed and laughed at your antics.
As well they should.
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You know, after 42 years of either working in advertising or studying some aspect of it, mopping floors does not seem like such a bad thing.
At the end of the day, you can look back at what you've done and say, "It was dirty, and I made it clean. That's a positive thing".
No, that doesn't sound bad at all.
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And get that damned bong out of your desk drawer.
Joe
I do. Several times each day.
That's about the only way I can deal with you without going completely homicidal.
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... "We need someone who will Champion the Peng Challenge Thread and will uphold the traditions and rules of the thread." And the Olde Ones agreed ... of course he was witholding the booze until they did agree but even so they agreed. "But who," they asked, " would be capable of handling such an enormous responsibility?"
"There is only one man for the job," sayeth Seanachai to them, "Sir Joe Shaw."
And so it was that Sir Joe Shaw became the Justicar of the Peng Challenge Thread. And as Justicar he upheld the decrees of the Olde Ones and the traditions of the Peng Challenge Thread. And in time it became even greater, it became the M.B.T. the Mutha Beautiful Thread and the CessPool. And it was good. And Joe Shaw became not only the Justicar but the Justicar for LIFE of the Peng Challenge Thread and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah!
Sir Joe Shaw JFLPCT
Oh, please! That was, without a doubt the largest, steaming piece of shameless self-indulgent, self-promoting, self-abusive nonsensical crap I've ever seen.
And Not only have I been around here for over ten years, but I also work in advertising!
How do you get that head of yours through doors? If it gets any larger, it'll shift the earth's axis.
I hope you at least washed your hands when you were done typing it.
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I have returned to my home and family ...
You mean you found where they'd moved to in your absence?
You'd think they'd have learned how to cover their tracks by now...
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Right. Like you assumed he was human and that's so far off base as to stagger the imagination.
He'd have to take a lung-busting run up to even get close to the early primates.
He didn't even make it to 2nd call backs for the pre-monolith scenes in 2001: A Space Odyssey because he didn't look evolved enough.
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You're on Crack, right?
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Time for a new incarnation of the MBT.
I'm waiting for one of you slackers to step up and take (what would pass for a regular human as) responsibility.
Long feckin' wait, so far.
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I am the embodiment of the MBT .
Joe
This is true. Joe is indeed the embodiment of the Cesspool.
Any Cesspool.
A. He smells bad
2. He has a layer of scum on him.
III. He smells bad.
(\). He spreads diseases.
(Ibid). He smells bad.
(*). He's foetid.
(Hula) And he smells bad.
We should be thankful he never stays long.
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I collect fungus for fun.
I thought it just grew on you naturally.
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So, he should not be cracking wise.
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Mung !!!!! ????? , aren't they some sort of sprout?
You twits are obviously not Flash Gordon grogs....
(While in his secret lair, Nidan the Gnarly struts angrily back and forth in his pitted out lycra space jammies wondering why you just can't find good henchmen nowadays!)
The Peng Challenge: Thread Blunder
in Combat Mission Red Thunder
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yACWE3CzmYQ