Mailman came at my home in Fort Dodge, IA.
I was waiting atthe mailbox, as I had just got home.
Mailman pulled up, before he could finish saying "hi" I said:
"you got it for me?"
"got what?"
"a computer game (understatement, I know, but I am talking to normal folks) should be in a box or shipping envelope."
"nope."
"damn.... you'd better have it tomorrow."
mailman laughs and parts with a "good luck."