Sledge59

Welcome back, Hanns. Now write section {87/87) of this very thread's ruleset on the blackboard 100 times.

Well I've got a whole truckload of sod for your lawn. So there.

Wrong again, PondScum. Football is for consumerist zombies. Turn sent. Your agglutinated pal, Sludge

Something witty.

Most of your points will disappear with more experience. Future incarnations of CM will address what little remains. This game is a dream come true due to the state of technology and the ingeniousness of its trustworthy makers.

Not to worry, Sire. He who brays a lot is all talk and no action. I've sent to him a torture rack fitted especially for the insubordinate pillock. His fate is sealed. Mark my words: This pitiful creature will beg for mercy before the battle is done. In order to open his files, he'll be forced to watch the worst all time episode of "Hee Haw" in its entirety, a pain worse than death! Your faithful Squire, Sledge

Err... Uh... Well... What I mean to say is... Consider it done.

Send that file immediately! You don't play as well when you're drunk.

BulgeWart, toss yer silly comic books and prepare to meet Berlichtingen! You'll be drawn and quartered, then buried shallow in loverly France. The gravestake shall be inscribed: Lourdaud illettré de terre Installation sous peu, pustule.

I will speak once more of these things, though you will surely not understand. I am generous to give such an unworthy idjit any time at all, let alone a second chance. You are not even worthy of the great Berli's excrement, and the piece you chose is totally unsuited to my purpose, and therefore utterly useless. Anyone who can't see the value in the underhanded art of compromise is beyond all hope, and is therefore deserving of a spot at the bottom of my dance card. I'll be sending you a jug of bleach to swim in, if you dare!

I'll second that and pitch in a ton of lead for the cause.

What's all this balderdash? Is that the best you can do? I think not! In any case, PondScum has dropped the ball and Noba hasn't replied, so you're up. At least you have big ears. Just know that when our battle is over they'll belong to Seanachai.

This must be about Hanns and his lineage.

Hey PawnScat, lend me your ear for a moment… No no no, I won’t hurt you this time, just LISTEN for once: UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE I AM ON A QUEST FOR THE EARS OF IDJITS, AND TO MAKE YOU, IN PARTICULAR REALIZE YOUR ACTUAL MICROSCOPIC SIZE. Now, carry on with your pointless whinging, you pitiful excuse for an opponent! Omnisciently, Sledge

Sir Seanachai, I’ll happily taunt this BilgeRat creature into a game as soon as he posts his e-mail address in his profile. Nobady, your challenge is inaccurate and weak at its best. It will, however give me great pleasure to avenge Seanachai for your obviously ill-won victory. I’ve an untested and unseen scenario here, created by Croda. How about it, dunderhead? Try again, Yuknob. What you read was a backhanded insult. Now since you’ve lost your pair you’ll just have to make do and pretend that you still have your Donkeyhood and either Sound off or Sod off. If you can toss a deft challenge, I’d be more than happy to demonstrate an appropriate acceptance. Otherwise, don't bother me again! PiddleDip, you ignorant schmuck. I so generously offered you a way out of the sheer stupidity that your flippant acceptance communicated to all but your adoring kanniget, but you had to dig an even deeper hole for yourself. Get this straight, nincompoop: I have the utmost respect for Berli’s abilities as a scenario designer and would play the one you sent with any worthy opponent, particularly one who shows a modicum of skill at negotiation. I am a man of purpose, and your feeble attempt at denying my liege, Seanachai your ear by insisting upon this small portion of Operation Dragoon will not work. If you can’t do any better than you have thus far, I will propose to you a compromise: We will play your little hand-picked travesty simultaneously with a real contest as per my previous suggestion. You will receive return files for your selection just as quickly as I do in mine. [ January 30, 2002, 12:30 AM: Message edited by: Sledge59 ]

Lawyer, I’ll admit to unkindness; yet I’m entirely pleased to see you take the bait like the rabid animal that you so obviously are, and that I so wisely refused to be. You see; I always greet those in your profession with a smile so that they will not suspect before I mercifully ram the dagger into their hearts by charging triple for my expert craftsmanship. This is the Justice of genuine power. Now run along and play with your joystick; you self deluded pustule on society. DitchwaterDolt, microorganisms like you can be full of malicious intent, but are inherently so utterly mindless about it that anyone with more intelligence than DonkeyDung will discover your moronic traps miles and miles ahead. Your puny plan is as thin as transparent film on stagnant urine. It appears that you desire to become an executioner; but do not possess the mental capacity to carry it out. I told you to name your terms, bubo; instead you presumptuously sent along some totally useless “historical” piece of Berli’s excrement where the rallying and well supplied French ran rampant through a depleted and ill prepared German defense in the latter days of the war. This arrived along with handcuffs, a blindfold, and a cyanide capsule. You may have them all back, along with some good advice: When negotiating, always be certain that your intended victim will find the deal somehow attractive and worthwhile. Since you have cocked this up so badly, I’ll help you out: In the spirit of the One True Cesspool we will play an entirely gamey scenario with player picked forces on a field so large that your meager capacity for real thought will be will be taxed far beyond its apparent limitations. The flag(s) will be somewhere roughly in the middle, and the force Type will be identical for us both. I will play Heer or Waffen SS, and you will play the French, as per Dalem’s requirement. The rest is up to you. Can you handle that? Good! NOW GET ON WITH IT, brainless one. The rest of you will have to wait. Real Life beckons and I have lawyers to educate. Hating you all more each day, Sledge UBB is an archaic pain in the ass. [ 01-29-2002: Message edited by: Sledge59 ]</p>

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Lawyer: Oooohhhh, a clever builder! What next, an HONEST builder?? I don't think so.<hr></blockquote> There are builders, and then there are sculptors of buildings. Pleased to meet you Lawyer, I nearly took the attorney's path myself.

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Posted by Seanachai: I want some bloody ears. <hr></blockquote> Ears ye shall have, sire. In abundance. For the moment, if you need it for that stew I can offer you the petrified ear of a bastard cousin. Yes, it's the ear of that former squire of yours; MrSpkr. He had just been made kanniget and said he was: "too busy to play worth a damn and would like to have a rematch". He hasn't done so yet... Heh heh heh! There is, of course, a fresher ear of that gamey Leeo, but if you'll allow me to hold it a little longer it may be needed for the parlay at the end of our present encounter. PondScum, you could have been forgiven for the jab at my person; but the insult to Berli will not pass by unpunished. This trumpery shall be exposed for the hogwash that it is. Name your terms, you despicable product of diseased excrement. My only regret is that the gallant Frenchmen under your inept command will have to die to the last man.

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Joe Shaw: ... I think that THIS SSN shows an appalling lack of imagination in the most important choice of all, the name! Let's face it gang, anyone with NUMBERS in their name indicates that they are incapable of coming up with a name that is significantly unique that there aren't 58 others with that same bloody name. <hr></blockquote> You know Joe, you've hit on something there. The number on the name is annoying, even if it was a good year. Not being a military man, but having served 25 years as a builder of things; I chose the name Sledge to tie the two worlds together in a word. There was no thought of Peng Challenges, or longevity on the board. After all, how many cyber-communities live two years or more? Not so many I'd think, and that gives credibility to this one. Perhaps another moniker is in order, and at this early stage it might not have to bend the rules. It's doubtful that there's an Albion on this board, or a zeitgeist, there are just so many possibilities. If one should really get stuck for ideas, even a real name could be used; eh Joe?

NEWS FLASH, ALBUQUERQUE WORLD NEWS: "Battlefront announced today that it will not model the Peng Challenge Thread in CMBB at all unless MrPeng gets his name back, post haste." This is serious business, folks. Let's get this conspiracy conviction over with, shall we?

Quit kidding us, PawBroon. That's not a MOD, it's an altered photograph. Beautiful work, Marco!

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Seanachai: SOD ALL! HE'S MINE! I'm not caught up, so I don't know if he's bespoken, but I'm taking this one on. I think he understands what we're all about. SHAW! (you pillock) is this one a serf? Is he Squire to aught? I claim this one, oh Justicar, for my Squire. If he's not yet a Serf, then please expedite the paperwork and get him declared a useless sack of ****e, head and shoulders above the even more useless sacks of ****e, so that I can take him on as Squire. If he's already a Squire to aught, then you're all a bunch of diseased Dingo dangly bits, and here, snip-snip, comes the nacker man.<hr></blockquote> I would be delighted to accept your most honorable invitation, Seanachai. I’m neither serf nor squire, but a lowly <font size="-2">ssn</font>. Time is short just now, but let me just say: <font size="+7">WOOHOO!</font>. Your humble servant, Sledge

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Wildman: I'm glad to see that you have the ability to recognize an idjit when you see one. Your hypothesis is sound. I don't give a flaming rat's ass on what the reader thinks. I believe that specifically means YOU!<hr></blockquote> I pose to you a question, Mister: If you don't care what the reader thinks, why do you post at all?

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Wildman: Sledge if you weren't an SSN I'd let you know I have NO idea what your talking about. That's right NO idea. <hr></blockquote> You're absolutely right, Wildman. By the way, you may want to edit again. Let me explain: your is a possessive pronoun; you're is a contraction of you are. Get it straight, man! People read this stuff.

Do you have any idea what board you are on, Wildman?