Sledge59

Tha BilgeRat has shown his ugly mug again has he? Perhaps you missed this one from a month and a day ago: I was sorry to hear the news when you piloted your ship onto that reef, MrRat. You see, your emails are most entertaining and while you were marooned, I longed to hear even a single 'Aaargh'. Now that all is underway again, I'll give you this as a welcome back. It wasn't me, MrRat. We are reinacting history here, and those Tommies helped make it possible for the Free French to win this particular fight. Let that be a lesson to you!

We'll hear the will: read it, Marlow.

And Marlow isn't touchy.

And Pigs fly. And Elephants are trapeze artists. And Donkeys are well behaved. And Lizards uphold truth and fairness. And the Sludge does not creep into your boots. BWAHAHA... HA

No problem; It's nailed to the fuel tank.

A song for Joe Shaw (on the run). Run Joey Run Daddy please don't, it wasn't his fault, he means so much to me Daddy please don't, we're gonna get married...just you wait and see. She called me up, late last night, she said Joe, don't come over My dad and I just had a fight, and he stormed out the door I've never seen him act his this way, my God, hes going crazy He says he's gonna make you pay, for what we've done, he's got a gun, so Run Joey Run Joey Run Daddy please don't, it wasn't his fault, he means so much to me Daddy please don't, we're gonna get married...just you wait and see. I got in my car and I drove like mad, till I reached Julie's place She ran to me, with tears in her eyes, and bruises on her face All at once, I saw him there, sneaking up behind me, WATCH OUT! Then Julie yelled, he's got a gun, and she stepped in front of me Suddenly, a shot rang out, and I saw Julie falling I ran to her, I held her close, when I looked down, my hands were red, and heres the last words Julie said... Daddy please don't, it wasn't his fault, he means so much to me Daddy please don't, we're gonna get married.....aaahhh..ahhhh ahhhh....ahhhhh Run Joey run Joey run Joey run Joey run Joey run --David Geddes

It brings me great pleasure to inform the members of the 'Pool that Leeo has at long last beaten me in a game of CM. He assaulted a battalion of Heer draftees with two companies of crack Brits and cut through them like a hot knife through butter. It was truly a sight to behold. Conscript squads are utterly useless against any enemy with loaded weapons. You should have seen all the wet trousers and heard the wailing down in those carefully placed foxholes. It was truly sickening. Lorak! Take a happy pill or somefink... then mark me down for a loss to Leeo. PUHLEEZE.

My money is on the Jeep.

Lord Shiva isn't dead, he's simply resting. Don't you mislead these nice folks, MsDonkey.

Always keeping your best interests in mind, pal. I'm only too happy to be helpful. No need for thanks, JUST LET ME OUT OF THIS FECKING CAGE BEFORE MY EYES POP OUT!

A sludgy request: Would everyone who is in a game with PondScum please stop sending him turns until he resumes the game in which he is about to lose to me? I realize that this is an unusually reasonable request, but think of it this way: This is an easy way for you to torture the Duck.

p.s. Dorosh owes me bigtime.

MajorBooBoo has been banned on the 'Panther availability' thread. I claim full responsibility. Nobody else had anything to do with it; especially not Steve.

I nominate this thread title as best quiz question for SSNs.

The fact that he spelled it quire should be a whopping clue.

You're an adult, right? Why don't you ask him? Maybe he's teaching you the folly of anarchy.

Lars, if you failed to type up a 53 page contract prior to the game in triplicate and have signed, notarized, and ammended to your local statutes; IT'S YOUR OWN DANG FAULT.

To the blitzkrieg specialist... Salute! I'm so glad to be trouncing you once again.

Take the bull by the horns, Leeo. I've no idea what Goanna is doing up at 4am, and certainly the Admins would rather have us move than languish here.

Goanna! I command you to start a new thread this instant.

THAT DOES IT!!! {picks up the Sod Off Shotgun} <big>*BLAM*</big> Monkey see, Monkey do. Monkey die like the rest. [ February 27, 2002, 01:31 PM: Message edited by: Sledge59 ]

For Yeknod

Send it to Croda. He'll post it.

Poor old Joe: Blind in one eye and can't see out of the other.

No, Croda. There ain't nobody here but us chickens.