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You up for a midnight beating? Not me, the kid. I may just squeak out a win, but he'll beat you senseless. He's better. Already.

I had it right the first time.

When haven't you been about any damn thing?

Boo, 'tis sad. I was trying to reach you. To make that mental connection (Oy, what was I thinking?) that transcends the space between us. Trying to get you to "think outside the box". Not THE box, that would never do. First, you have to find the frigging box, and that would be a task in itself, seeing as the Ladies haven't been around to tidy up in ages (where the HELL are Y2 and Patchy and Kitty et al, anyway?). But if you found the box, it'd have to be just the right one, or you'd never know what was inside or outside of it. And "they" haven't even adequately defined what is the damn box, so we even know which one to look for. Besides, it's probably full of dalem's broken models (he blamed it on the cat, can you believe it? The BASTARD!), and that isn't even the point. No. No. No. It's all about image. Thuggish oafs and Justicarrots and grammer grogs and Bards and all the rest is all well and good. But this is the new age, and we've gotta get with the times. Give the stockholders something they can sink their teeth into. New and improved (were we all using "old and outdated" before?), the bestest and mostest. It's gotta have snap. Be catchy. This is the age of X-treme, babe. We gotta get it. So you see, Boo, you hafta go with the flow. Do you wanna be a Thug forever? Or do you want to move into the new age of enlightenment (and corporate greed) to put us back on top? Let's capitalize on our strengths and focus on our core values. We can optimize our market share, and maximize the positive cash flow, while minimizing the marginal product lines. Or, we can just all hate Seanachai. It's what he wants, anyway.

Oh, Sorry Rose. Didn't know it was you.

Is there a reason we haven't sent Boo to Coventry yet?

Sheesh. And after all I did to defend you against the resident lout. Olde farts thers days, no appreciation at all.

Gormless? Do you have any evidence? Where's the links? I hate to rain on your parade, Boo (actually, I'd rather set up a Vickers and mow you down as you march down the center of Main Street), but where is the proof? It ain't in the pudding, because I ate that already, and there wasn't a bit of proof in it at all. Damned Jello, ought to be a law against proofless puddings. It's an outrage. I, for one, think Old Foul Joe is more likely a collector of gorms. Probably has stacks of discarded gorms just laying about. Some without the authentic trim, others with missing buttons, split seams and the like. But loads of gorms everywhere, hardly room to walk. I'll bet he even has pet names for some of them, and sleeps with his favorite gorm tucked in the crook of his arm like a gorm teddy bear. As to the berk part, I'll reserve comment. Berks are pretty rare these days, but back in Joe's time I bet they were everywhere. So, he could be one, but it's even money he hasn't paid his dues in years.

Lots of luck - all bad.

MrSpkr isn't dumb looking, he's just texan. Oh...Yeah. My mistake. Nevermind.

MrSpkr isn't dumb looking, he's just texan. Oh...Yeah. My mistake. Nevermind.

Hey Steve, you were right! You can easily confuse Olde Foul Joe by typing only one character. You win, I owe you a beer.

Hey Steve, you were right! You can easily confuse Olde Foul Joe by typing only one character. You win, I owe you a beer.

Would someone please explain to me how these differ in any way, shape or form from his usual style? And, just what, exactly, is a "nob"? Is that like a knob that has lost it's friend and leader, Mr.K? If it then loses Mr.N, and becomes "ob", does it also lose any command and leadership bonuses, too? Sounds pretty gamey to me.

Would someone please explain to me how these differ in any way, shape or form from his usual style? And, just what, exactly, is a "nob"? Is that like a knob that has lost it's friend and leader, Mr.K? If it then loses Mr.N, and becomes "ob", does it also lose any command and leadership bonuses, too? Sounds pretty gamey to me.

Edit: Trust a damn law-dog to take three paragraphs to say what anyone else can in two sentences!

Edit: Trust a damn law-dog to take three paragraphs to say what anyone else can in two sentences!

Not exactly. One cleans the sinks and toilets, the other just fixes the leaks. Either way, you're in the bathroom mopping up someone else's mess.

Not exactly. One cleans the sinks and toilets, the other just fixes the leaks. Either way, you're in the bathroom mopping up someone else's mess.

So, back in the dark ages, some shyster (is there any such animal as an honest Ossie?) figured out that Oddstralians were hungry enough and stupid enough to buy a waste product and eat it. And the worst part is, they're proud of it!

So, back in the dark ages, some shyster (is there any such animal as an honest Ossie?) figured out that Oddstralians were hungry enough and stupid enough to buy a waste product and eat it. And the worst part is, they're proud of it!

No it isn't. I'm very amusing in my own way. But yes, Leeo is a sad one. Lame even.

No it isn't. I'm very amusing in my own way. But yes, Leeo is a sad one. Lame even.

You are easily amused. A clear sign of dementia.

You are easily amused. A clear sign of dementia.