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One is entirely balanced, but particularly brutal. The other involves a German attack on a Russkie position, and is far from balanced but has particularly cool and groovy terrain. Take your pick, biadge.

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A free *bump* never hurt. Nice to see I'm holding my own. Wahey! Holding my own, that sounds a bit rude.

My game vs Hortlund has kicked off to a frisky start, even though the terrain stinks. My game vs that whining fairy Eddie Windsor remains harsh, yet fair, with MasterGoodale's map providing me sufficient cover to ensure I reach 30m of my objective before being cut to ribbons by elite SMG squads. If any of you biatches are planning a challenge, I now have two (count 'em!) scenarios ready to rock and roll. Volunteers?

On the positive side, BFC can be flattered that their games are now considered popular and widely known enough to be pirated professionally. Looks like you've made it, boys

I'm still here, it's just that whenever I go to bump I find someone has beaten me to it. Much appreciated, though!

When you next have an opponent, let me know. I have a gem of a scenario for you all prepped and ready to go.

You owe me one, too, you twonk. Tell that worthless sack of lemur pubes Goodale to stop whining about his scenario. It's fine. I just find it a but unchallenging when I have 22 JS-2s and my opponent is running around in 5 Panzer IIIs, that's all I'm saying.

Got it and shipped it. Yuck.

How in god's name have you managed 1,600 posts? I've been here for years and I've only managed a tad over 2,000! You must spend all day posting on here just to get your number of posts up. Just goes to show that it's not what you say, but how interestingly you say it, that counts.

:eek: No more sugar for him. Ever.

That's a remarkably generous offer, MG. I have to admit I'm seriously intrigued to see what a man of your obviously special talents can come up with. I'm game if Soddball is. Chin chin, Teddy</font>

Reputations are over-rated and get broken with one stupid move. I had a really fine reputation here at this forum as a know-nothing waster bozo, and I blew it all by creating the FAQ thread.

Want to try a pbem against me instead of poking him with sticks?</font>

Give it a go. Head to the Opponent Finder forums and see what happens

Hush. You have enough in your drool-stained chops as it is, what with having three battles you're losing in. You may conjure up a battle of horror when I have my new wives.

OK. Now I'm guessing you might need an email address? Will this be a random computer-type thingy, or a Soddball special ... where a handful of my green, pitchfork waving, Molotov cocktail-chucking heroes face a battalion of your evil elite sturmtigers, which are full to to the brim with bitter, molten TNT (insert frightfully angry red faces here)? Yours quizzically, Edward</font>

It's actually a huge heap of exploding TNT and melting limbs. There are no rules here. This is a cage for the deranged MasterGoodAle, not a cess-floaty place. We're only in here to keep the rabid loon from getting himself banned creating too many threads.

Really? Well, if you're so f***ing clever, you go out and collate all the information. How, you worthless cretin, is this source of information "pure bull...t" exactly? Don't tell me you've been stupid enough to read all the way through?

Sorry Abbott. I was being too efficient You are in charge next time - I promise to be too busy collecting wives to produce titles.

I don't do molten TNT. I collect wives. Old Teddy Windsor and Leutnant Hortlund are going to be my wives.

Here we are, here's the new one. Play nicely or the bad bald one will come along and polish you off. I am patched up now. My wives can expect their setups today.

I refuse to reply to anyone who mis-spells my name. AGAIN.

I get the feeling you are disappointed by our responses - are we not enraged and disgusted enough for you? If you were hoping to get lots of aggressive responses, that was very naughty. Stop trying to bait.

Thanks, Jussi. I'll give it a go.