Soddball

Hey, I got a groovy present in my stocking:

You're asking for trouble, you looney. :mad: I might just make you play Inferno against Mike_the_Wino. :mad: :mad:

A Cess/Goodale combination is too foul to consider. :mad:

Duh. :mad: :mad: Oh, and WHERE'S MY TURN YOU NONCE?

Since the Pengites invaded our thread and charged through it whooping, it was pushed to over a bazillion posts in less than an hour. So, move in to the new one, Maggots!! :mad: :mad: I have forgotten to return my turns. Two days of drunken blurriness and the manufacturing of Inferno have left me without enthusiasm but just you wait till my headache clears. I'm off downstairs to see whether Father Christmas has left me anything nice in my stocking. :mad: :mad:

What the Bloody Buggery Hell are you lot doing? Cess Leakage Extraordinaire! Man the Pumps! :mad: :mad: :mad: Peng wierdos.

What the Bloody Buggery Hell are you lot doing? Cess Leakage Extraordinaire! Man the Pumps! :mad: :mad: :mad: Peng wierdos.

I have spent all afternoon in the kitchen Slaving Like The Wolf, making mincy pies and other slimming dessert-based delights for Christmas. So I hate all you bone-idle tosspots for being able to sit around and do feck-all except watch your life savings be consumed by Mattel. :mad: Bah. Have a Maggot Christmas you Wankers. Axe - don't give up the day job of licking bins clean and begging for biscuits. No, actually, your pome made me laugh plenty. Since it's Christmas, I'll admit that. But :mad: anyway. I'm raising two bottles of Louis Jadot Gevrey Chambertin to our mentor and the saviour of the universe, MasterGoodale - may he and Skunk Nads recover from their horrible illosities. I may be unable to talk later through fine wine poisoning, but I will still have hot totty sitting on my face, which is more than can be said for the sad degenerates in the Pling thread - May they yum up their own saliva as a delicacy for all eternity. Back to the jus.

I have spent all afternoon in the kitchen Slaving Like The Wolf, making mincy pies and other slimming dessert-based delights for Christmas. So I hate all you bone-idle tosspots for being able to sit around and do feck-all except watch your life savings be consumed by Mattel. :mad: Bah. Have a Maggot Christmas you Wankers. Axe - don't give up the day job of licking bins clean and begging for biscuits. No, actually, your pome made me laugh plenty. Since it's Christmas, I'll admit that. But :mad: anyway. I'm raising two bottles of Louis Jadot Gevrey Chambertin to our mentor and the saviour of the universe, MasterGoodale - may he and Skunk Nads recover from their horrible illosities. I may be unable to talk later through fine wine poisoning, but I will still have hot totty sitting on my face, which is more than can be said for the sad degenerates in the Pling thread - May they yum up their own saliva as a delicacy for all eternity. Back to the jus.

Try mix 'n match with churches and tall heavy buildings - problem solved.

I cracked it first time with the "Map edges friendly to" function in the scenario editor - I just reversed the polarity (good old Star Trek!) and it worked. If you want me to email you my working copy, let me know here. The 'map edges friendly to' function is what controls the facing of the units which start on the map.

Same thing as I said about in the last thread on this you posted. You need to change the 'friendly side' and 'attacker comes from' settings.

Buggerationation. Check yer inboxes, maggots, for corrected scenarios. I made a balls up. Sunfink to do with half a case of WhoreGarden. Watching "Daredevil" now. :mad:

Buggerationation. Check yer inboxes, maggots, for corrected scenarios. I made a balls up. Sunfink to do with half a case of WhoreGarden. Watching "Daredevil" now. :mad:

Halfway through the case. First draft has rolled out to Snorkel. Anyone else want to give it a go?

Halfway through the case. First draft has rolled out to Snorkel. Anyone else want to give it a go?

Got it, cockmunch. Have you been a BAD BOY!?. Am now 1/6 of the way through the Hoegaarden. Am listening to "Seven Nation Army" and ideas like 155 VT arty in a battle with 47m visibility are starting to appeal. :mad: :mad: Burn baby, burn! :mad:

Got it, cockmunch. Have you been a BAD BOY!?. Am now 1/6 of the way through the Hoegaarden. Am listening to "Seven Nation Army" and ideas like 155 VT arty in a battle with 47m visibility are starting to appeal. :mad: :mad: Burn baby, burn! :mad:

Ladies and Germs, I come before you in supplication to offer my skills as a master of flames and evil. This afternoon I have just been out shopping for Christmas giftettes. The woman's gift was selected by her at "Annabel's" - a phenomenally expensive lingerie shop. I mean - £50 for a pair of knickers and £100 for a bra. Jinkies. :eek: I mean, that's £50 a tit. In terms of weight it's probably more expensive than gold. :mad: Still, she was very happy and at least it means I can take the ironing board and dustpan and brush back to the charity shop. It also means that I get the night off to carry out my Duty to The Brood. Tonight, I will complete Inferno. To carry out my duties I have obtained an entire case of Hoegaarden and (should 12 litres of strong Weissbeir not be enough) a bottle of Australian Red. However, I may start flagging over the next five hours, and I beg you, fellow Cheery Wafflers, to post here and encourage me in my endeavours, that I might collapse into bed in the knowledge of a job well done. Edited for more :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: - POST, YOU WHORES! [ December 23, 2003, 03:17 PM: Message edited by: Soddball ]

Ladies and Germs, I come before you in supplication to offer my skills as a master of flames and evil. This afternoon I have just been out shopping for Christmas giftettes. The woman's gift was selected by her at "Annabel's" - a phenomenally expensive lingerie shop. I mean - £50 for a pair of knickers and £100 for a bra. Jinkies. :eek: I mean, that's £50 a tit. In terms of weight it's probably more expensive than gold. :mad: Still, she was very happy and at least it means I can take the ironing board and dustpan and brush back to the charity shop. It also means that I get the night off to carry out my Duty to The Brood. Tonight, I will complete Inferno. To carry out my duties I have obtained an entire case of Hoegaarden and (should 12 litres of strong Weissbeir not be enough) a bottle of Australian Red. However, I may start flagging over the next five hours, and I beg you, fellow Cheery Wafflers, to post here and encourage me in my endeavours, that I might collapse into bed in the knowledge of a job well done. Edited for more :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: - POST, YOU WHORES! [ December 23, 2003, 03:17 PM: Message edited by: Soddball ]

I assume that you'll be picking up your meths from B & Q before you head off to sell your batch of Big Issues then? It's disgusting, letting drunk old tramps on the internet. Still, I suppose you and Mike_the_Tramp have plenty to talk about on DrunkOldTramps.Com Arsemonkeys. This just in - Inferno for CM:AK is proving to be such a crazy flamefest that I can't playtest the early versions because I keep hooting with laughter. Oh, my. You boys are in for such a flamefilled Christmas scenario. :mad:

I assume that you'll be picking up your meths from B & Q before you head off to sell your batch of Big Issues then? It's disgusting, letting drunk old tramps on the internet. Still, I suppose you and Mike_the_Tramp have plenty to talk about on DrunkOldTramps.Com Arsemonkeys. This just in - Inferno for CM:AK is proving to be such a crazy flamefest that I can't playtest the early versions because I keep hooting with laughter. Oh, my. You boys are in for such a flamefilled Christmas scenario. :mad:

There is. Try the 'friendly side' controls in the parameters menu.

I got one too. Straight in the deletified and blocked sender section that went, I can tell you.

I got one too. Straight in the deletified and blocked sender section that went, I can tell you.