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I'm busy sending turns out. Where's my reply, you stinking Maggot?? Stop bumbing the thread and ship me one. </font>

I'm busy sending turns out. Where's my reply, you stinking Maggot?? Stop bumbing the thread and ship me one. </font>

I'm busy sending turns out. Where's my reply, you stinking Maggot?? Stop bumbing the thread and ship me one.

I'm busy sending turns out. Where's my reply, you stinking Maggot?? Stop bumbing the thread and ship me one.

You lie like yo mama when the fleet comes in. :mad: </font>

You lie like yo mama when the fleet comes in. :mad: </font>

If you weren't so diabolical at playing the game, you might win one once in a while. As it is, you're well on the road to becoming my wife. :mad: Setups out to worthless maggots: Nidan1, Axeintheyear2525. Suckage factor 9!

If you weren't so diabolical at playing the game, you might win one once in a while. As it is, you're well on the road to becoming my wife. :mad: Setups out to worthless maggots: Nidan1, Axeintheyear2525. Suckage factor 9!

I prefer Sig ownership as the ultimate demonstration of the worthlessness of my opponents. As yet, I haven't finished any CM:AK games, so my Sig is sad and lonely - but soon it will be stuffed to the gills with cretins who tried to crush me and were forced to lap up their own face-melting, molten TNT and puss. Anyway, isn't being a Lawyer punishment enough for losing?

I'm at work first thing in the morning, so I've just had the one bottle of wine tonight. Wanker. :mad: Still, it was a decent bottle of Koonunga Hill. I hate all of you slags. Why aren't you out telling the 'Man of the Year' thread to disqualify me on grounds of being a hermaphrodite? What's the point of you all? Tossers. :mad:

I'm at work first thing in the morning, so I've just had the one bottle of wine tonight. Wanker. :mad: Still, it was a decent bottle of Koonunga Hill. I hate all of you slags. Why aren't you out telling the 'Man of the Year' thread to disqualify me on grounds of being a hermaphrodite? What's the point of you all? Tossers. :mad:

News just in - Snarker is too dim to send a turn correctly. The nonce.

News just in - Snarker is too dim to send a turn correctly. The nonce.

More info than we needed. Perv boy. :mad:

More info than we needed. Perv boy. :mad:

Aye, but it's still always the same map. No changes in weather, no changes in overall location, no advancement of the front. </font>

I'm certainly finding that units like the Deacon and the Portee stink like sewage. No matter how often you tell them "Look, reverse up the slope, wait until you spot a tank, shove off an AT round and run like buggery" they go "reverse, fine, I can do that." Then as the enemy unit rumbles into my covered arc the driver bellows "Holy cow! A halftrack! Run away! Run away!" whilst the six-man gun crew cling on for dear life. Eventually the unit is abandoned, not I suspect from damage but because the gun crew lynch the driver for being such a wet and a weed. :mad:

I have some excellent news. Inferno for CM:AK should be available within a week for playtesting. It promises to be a stinking hellhole of flaming carnage and molten face-melting TNT. :mad: :mad:

I have some excellent news. Inferno for CM:AK should be available within a week for playtesting. It promises to be a stinking hellhole of flaming carnage and molten face-melting TNT. :mad: :mad:

Hey! Two bastards have voted for me! :mad: I have a high reputation as a worthless scumbucket nobody to keep and I demand that The Brood speak out against this insanity! In other news - I am kicking everyone's arse at CM:AK, except for Keke who I have yet to beat because he is a cheating UnterFinn. :mad: :mad: :mad:

Hey! Two bastards have voted for me! :mad: I have a high reputation as a worthless scumbucket nobody to keep and I demand that The Brood speak out against this insanity! In other news - I am kicking everyone's arse at CM:AK, except for Keke who I have yet to beat because he is a cheating UnterFinn. :mad: :mad: :mad:

Hi Mum. Please lock up the L33t H4x0r and his sad whining.

I should exchange it now. The way your currency is going, by next week £25 will be $143.86. :mad: :mad:

I should exchange it now. The way your currency is going, by next week £25 will be $143.86. :mad: :mad:

Of, forgot to say. I live in (Royal) Tunbridge Wells and my copy took 3 days to arrive from BFC's Ireland warehouse.