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Soddball

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  1. My wench comes from the Izzul of Widget - Ryde, in fact. Still, I can forgive you for living on an island where there is no point owning a sports car because everyone drives at 28mph. It drove me crazy in 2 hours when I was there. :mad:
  2. You'd know plenty about gonad seeking, you worthless sack of lemur pubes. :mad: :mad: </font>
  3. You'd know plenty about gonad seeking, you worthless sack of lemur pubes. :mad: :mad: </font>
  4. You'd know plenty about gonad seeking, you worthless sack of lemur pubes. :mad: :mad:
  5. You'd know plenty about gonad seeking, you worthless sack of lemur pubes. :mad: :mad:
  6. Check whether the land around the houses is level. Houses have to be surrounded by level land or sometimes they disappear.
  7. Scatpuncher owes me a turn, nonce. I wouldn't be in this cesshole otherwise. :mad: </font>
  8. Scatpuncher owes me a turn, nonce. I wouldn't be in this cesshole otherwise. :mad:
  9. What the Hell are you doing noncing around here when you should be sending me a turn, you dangleberry? It's been three days now! Jinkies, if I'd known you send turns slower than MasterGoodale I'd have told you to shove your challenge up your copious backside where it belongs. :mad: :mad:
  10. "Darling, eh? Last person I called Darling was pregnant 30 seconds later!" WOOF! WOOF!
  11. Then how come you suck so much at the game? I suppose it's because at that turn rate you must get through 2 PBEM games a year.
  12. I have withdrawn from the nightmare of the Eastern Front to the balmy climes of Africa and Italy. My appleoggies for the inconwenience, but I decided months ago that Russkies suck. TURNS OUT to all maggots except for Jim Boggs - who, with his arse-pleasuring AOL account which keeps returning my turns, is unlikely to receive anything until he gets a hotmail or yahoo freebie one. :mad: :mad: You will be thrilled to learn that Rune has delivered me a Fat Chrimbo Hog of a scenario to play against that sad lonely pervert Seanachai. You will be further thrilled to learn that despite his penchant for talking ****e on the forums, he sends turns at a rate only equalled by MasterGoodale. :mad: :mad: What an unflushable he is. :mad:
  13. I have withdrawn from the nightmare of the Eastern Front to the balmy climes of Africa and Italy. My appleoggies for the inconwenience, but I decided months ago that Russkies suck. TURNS OUT to all maggots except for Jim Boggs - who, with his arse-pleasuring AOL account which keeps returning my turns, is unlikely to receive anything until he gets a hotmail or yahoo freebie one. :mad: :mad: You will be thrilled to learn that Rune has delivered me a Fat Chrimbo Hog of a scenario to play against that sad lonely pervert Seanachai. You will be further thrilled to learn that despite his penchant for talking ****e on the forums, he sends turns at a rate only equalled by MasterGoodale. :mad: :mad: What an unflushable he is. :mad:
  14. :mad: :mad: :mad: The moons of Saturn got in my eyes. </font>
  15. So what made them adopt a mong like you for a father? :mad: :mad: :mad: Grats to the girls - they are going to need to take care of you when you are old and infirm and dribbling nonsense all the time. I hope they're going to be ready very soon, because you're 90% of the way there. You tosspot.
  16. Perhaps it was laced with angry nitro, but since it's only TURN ONE I think you're full of ****e. :mad: Soon, you will be filled with Deranged, Rancid, Flaming Molten TNT with Puss and Maggots!!!!!!! :mad: I porked your entire family. :mad: I rule and you suck. :mad: I am a Ninja and you are a Pirate. :mad: Puss Flask! :mad:
  17. The differences are: The Waffen-SS units are renamed to Waffengrenadiere and their unit badges are removed from the game, because of Germany's laws regarding the display of Nazi-related symbols. CDV's copy protection software is on the CD. You get a DVD case with the game. My main reasons for buying CM:AK through Battlefront.com rather than through the shops - that you get a cool manual and you get it sooner - turned out to be false hopes.
  18. Soddy, you gitwit! UPS does not track international packages past them getting on a plane or hitting a border. Something about you ferners and TNT. :mad: :mad: </font>
  19. AXE - you cruiser of the Bournville Boulevard - have you considered trying this link? :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
  20. Fridericus, I think it was bad luck. I will run some tests when I get a chance to see what happens but I don't think there is a problem. I need to know what ranges you were having the issue at, and with what weapons firing at what tanks otherwise I cannot replicate this fault. As for "panzerkampf im bild" by will fey - I haven't read German in 10 years so I think I am unlikely to appreciate it Could you give us a run-down of the relevant parts?
  21. You claim that you tested it against the AI. Fair enough. Tell us how you carried out the tests and how it is unhistorical based on references. I am willing to be converted. I played two TCP/IP pure-armour games yesterday, one in 1941 and one in 1944, and not one of my 30 or so tanks (total) took gun damge.
  22. Jinkies. That was nasty? You really are a pansy, aren't you. :mad: :mad: You great panty-wearing chutney ferret. :mad: :mad: :mad:
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