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Droopy Barrel? Sounds like a personal problem to me...you do know that there is such a thing as too much information? Speedbump

Hiram, the strength that flows through your family humbles me. Our hopes and prayers continue to be with you and yours... Speedbump [ August 16, 2002, 09:56 PM: Message edited by: Speedbump ]

Joe, has he played Jabos! yet? Speedbump

Argghhh...always with the "Perfect Squire" thing...kicks a rock...hits a passed out Iskander in the head...I would have been his favorite if I could've got an extra 5 pages out of "Jabos!, the most sinister scenario ever?" Speedbump

Joe, since Papa doesn't appreciate what he has, can I have his Stenographer? Speedbump

Twit. Inquisition and trial are two different things. Trial... run by Joe Shaw, Justicar. Includes stenographers. Inquisition... run by Meeks Grand Inquisitor. Includes varoius body parts scattered about, hamsters and, of course, the Brick</font>

Oh boy...oh boy...oh boy... ATTENTION: SSNs, here follows a lesson of the MBT! One of the great traditions of the pool is the Inquisition also known as a trial! I nominate MrSpnkr to bring charges as prosecutor against Gaylord Focker. Seanachai to represent the defendent. Both will argue before the right honorable Sir Joe Shaw. And most important.....I got first choice of the Stenographers!!!!! Speedbump edited to get the names correct in the court papers... [ August 15, 2002, 03:48 PM: Message edited by: Speedbump ]

Croda!! You are a drippy chancre sore on my sense of reality. I had hoped you retired from this mortal coil, yet you slink back in with your tail between your legs and have not sent me a turn since the Bard was a street corner mime. </font>

That would be "the land of those who if they really want fish bad enough, go to a restaurant". Speedbump

AJ, I already said I was sorry. Please do not post anymore of this...this...{GACK} Speedbump

Okay, I am sorry I ever brought it up. Please stop. Or as Hiram would say: "SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!" I can't take anymore of your inance ramblings about consumer products not found outside of your horrid little (metaphorically not geographically) country...So please Seanachi, as much as I hate to say this, another sing-song please. Anything to drown out these damned Aussies... Speedbump [ August 08, 2002, 11:23 AM: Message edited by: Speedbump ]

Which is??? Pillock! Sir AJ Knight of the HoB</font>

Very good, Squire Simon, your education is progressing nicely. Of course there are also wagon wheels, tim tams, jaffas..... Mace</font>

Apology recieved and accepted. Your deception makes perfect sense to me Roxy, and as far as I'm concerned, the folks you are e-mailing are the only ones who need know the details</font>

Yeah, but it's something like, "Our liege is a fumbling twit who can't recall what side he's playing in a pbem, doesn't send you a fecking turn for weeks and weeks, then finally (after much prodding and abuse) sends you back the same goddam file you sent him weeks and weeks ago, but only after first whining that he had already sent said incorrect file, when in fact he had merely confused his in-box with his out-box (down, Bauhaus!)," except in Latin or somefink. Agua Perdido PS: Joe, send me the right feckin' turn, already! You, too, jdmorse. I see you skulking back there.</font>

Sir Joe, I just noticed Boo Radley's sig above. I note that House {cough..cough} Croda has a slogan. Do we have a saying that will lift hearts and put fear into the hearts of our enemies? Speedbump

You have kids? And you live about 40 mins. from me? Now I truly have something to fear: Speed Bump-ettes.</font>

Boo Radley makes an excellent point. Can anyone name anything of value coming out of the former Penal {down Bauhaus [by the way, I haven't seen too many Bauhaus references here lately, oh for the good old days], that is not what Penal means...} colony. Let me start the list: 1) Crocodile Dundee 2) The Wiggles 3) The Crocodile Hunter 4) The toilet bowl effect (you know, goes the wrong way around) 5) Mel Gibson...strike that, he was born in the U.S. 6) .......any others? Speedbump

I have a solution. I will mail you all of my kid's Wiggles tapes and kill two birds with one stone. First, she will be entranced by Ozzielands other finest export, while I will have the prime colored simpletons out of my house! Speedbump

A hand appears from off-frame, reaching in to push Panzer Leader's head further underwater. A voice is heard, "Stay down this time..." Speedbump

I do not fear your "songs", my liege. For I know that were I to take the earplugs out during a "performance", my head would instantly implode from the sheer, naked, and abrupt awfulness of your versilocution. </font>

My dear dalem, a girl is one of the most precious gifts a man can be given. Only those who work in network development or build plastic models, or huff paint from their $300 airbrush system would not know this...uh, dalem it just struck me...you work for a telecom and...ahem. Sorry, no more to see here, move along, nothing to see.... Speedbump

Brilliant, my former liege. What beautiful prose. Course when you are as old as that, talking like an Englishman with lace at his neck and goat hair piled high atop his head must come naturally. Speedbump Ps Don't one of you reprobates start a new thread around #300?

Good effort Speedbump and a noble sentiment but one small correction. It's actually the Shavian House. Third and finally because I think it sounds better that way and fifth because it sets us apart from the plebian other houses. Joe</font>

But not mine Mr. Spnkr...we just add consonants to make your name that more descriptive. Speedbump