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Snarker

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  1. Axe just trounced me. Bum's rushed my clankies and shot the occupants when they tried to leave with the keys. I proclaim him my nemesis; my arch-enemy; and he who is lacking bowels of compassion shall be known as Axe the Stonyhearted for his actions this day. {Scuffs dirt and mumbles} Gamey bastiche... I mean :mad: :mad: :mad:
  2. Hmmm. A quick question. If you have dust clouds between your lone spotting unit and motion beyond that cloud will dust appear even though it's out of the los of your unit? In other words, does dust hide dust? Or do we get another dust cloud regardless?
  3. What was the give away in the title that made it so easy? I don't want to make the same mistake twice. :mad: :mad: :mad:
  4. Or, 'Shock me twice and watch me spell correctly: MasterGoodale's Cheery solution to Waffling three letter words.' [ October 27, 2003, 02:35 PM: Message edited by: Snarker ]
  5. You should be working in tech support with your iron grasp on how a computer works. </font>
  6. All right. That's the second or third neighbor to the north that's qouted the price as $39. What's the conversion rate between your funny colored money and our newly introduced funny colored money? 1.25? 1.5? Or did the US coloring the money devalue it to match yours? Whatever it is, this is the one I'm going to BFC with!!!! Fix or do somefink! [ October 25, 2003, 11:01 PM: Message edited by: Snarker ]
  7. With the amount of sloppy mud around they may well be farming. My car has never been so dirty. And there's no point in cleaning it. :mad: :mad: To try would be Sisyphusian. (How's that for pretention? Or should I say Peng-tention?) Jas :mad: n </font>
  8. Maybe because you are a bunch of turds. :mad: You turd. All we got yesterday was sleet. :mad: </font>
  9. You sure they're not "farming" the house next door, Axe? :mad: :mad: [ October 25, 2003, 09:34 AM: Message edited by: Snarker ]
  10. Hell, Master Goodale set off his own mines. And took out my Brummbar and Pioneers with some also. They work... in quantity and set up properly.
  11. What did the world do to you now, maggot? Must be bad, you spelled 'pus' correctly. Plague of locusts? 'Gators in you septic system? Mouse ate your cat? :mad:
  12. Yes, I am! No Apocalypso for you until after CMAK releases. I haven't waited this long to see the Horseman spoil the fun (from the mortal point of view).
  13. Hmmm. Snark vs Stalin turn 50 : status wait. I'll check my email and see if I missed turn 51.
  14. Nope. Not letting you lot post one right after another. Call it an irrational fear...
  15. Another one bites the dust. Will the real nutter please stand up... [ October 23, 2003, 08:50 PM: Message edited by: Snarker ]
  16. Another one bites the dust. Will the real nutter please stand up... [ October 23, 2003, 08:50 PM: Message edited by: Snarker ]
  17. I don't think ewe should be throwing stones from inside that glass maggot case maggot!! :mad: :mad: Down in these parts "tuping" is what boy sheep do to girl sheep who they love very much (just in case your daughter is reading this!!), and if ewe'r one is too fats then ewe should probably ensure it gets a better diet and more exercise! In any case I'm sure hte SPCA will have a few words to say to ewe!!! :mad: :mad: </font>
  18. That sounds like it. The map was large - if it's as large as you remember it I probably just opened one section! I'll have to dig it out, if only for the OOB.
  19. GRGRGAAAAAARRGHH!!!!! I ordered three cheeseburger Happy Meals with nothing on them at the local McDonalds. "Ok, like, do you want cheese on them?", asks the teen McNitwit. "Um, yes. Without cheese it's a 'hamburger Happy Meal' with nothing on it," I reply. McNitwit looks puzzled. "Ok, like, then you don't want the hamburger either?" Exasperated, I shake my head and roll my eyes. "That's right. Oh, and before you ask, no buns either, please." {Laughter and sniggers from the customers behind me.} McNitwit uses the microphone to announce the "special order". {Stunned silence in the grill area, followed by uproarious laughter in the restaurant.} :mad: :mad: :mad:
  20. The Four Horseman of the Apocalypso. So sayeth a Troll, so nameth a Gnome.
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