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Snarker

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  1. 'One who snarks', according to Becket. But he's a lawyer, so my lawyer would probably object to that. :mad: :mad: :mad:
  2. Good god Soddball, or you so incompetent that you can't you even be insulted right? </font>
  3. GRGRGAARRRAAAAGH!!!!!!!! It's not nice to tease. I hope you're fly meat early on. :mad: :mad: :mad:
  4. Buaaahaahaaaa!!!! Halloween! My graveyard is ready, and looking mighty angry under the black lights. Skeletons emerging from the ground, plenty of grave stones and spider webs, the trees have flourescent faces - and me, in my faceless ghoul costume with 'monster voice' to haunt the premises. Little begging buggers are going to earn their candy this year, yes they are!!! Buaaahaaahaaaa!! Maggots. Extra :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: today for the kid down the block I caught throwing rocks at my pets. He's getting a pants-wetting leap and scream out of a chair under a strobe light. Yeah, explain that to all your tough buddies, mister cruelty to animals. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
  5. Silly Pixie. No need to be afraid, YK2 always hangs around here. :mad: :mad: :mad:
  6. He was slinging a sleep deprived rant about removing fatty tumors from his wine or sumfink. Then cleaning his filter with a secret blend of vat. Game of telephone, anyone? :mad: :mad:
  7. Oh, Master Boob on Nick Plague - home all day and no turn? Slacker. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Edited for :mad: [ October 29, 2003, 10:10 PM: Message edited by: Snarker ]
  8. Soddball you knob gobbling old git, I shouldn't be surprised to see you resurface in this abortive attempt at some sort of pre-pubescent anger-laced Peng clone. <a href="http://www.battlefront.com/cgi-bin/bbs/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=28;t=001254#000000" target="_blank"> You ladies are a day late and a dollar short</a> There seems to be a lot of molten globs of something or other being flung around, and I have a suspician it involves Soddball's bi-hourly habitual shaking of the white hot coconuts from the veiny love tree. Some things never change. Buggers, gits, and wankers, All. How does the rest of this go? Oh yes, GARAAgagahagaGAGGAGAGRARARA :mad: :mad: :mad: and so on and so forth. </font>
  9. You hairless bawl sac! I go by the addage that American beer is like making love in a canoe. You supply the punchline. I much prefer the chewy European stuff. Warm, where appropriate. Brew my own also. </font>
  10. Mike and Mike. First, Mike. Love wine, but it turns unless I drink the whole bottle... (hic) I need to find a good, reasonably priced table wine that doesn't give me a feckin' 'cheap red' tannin hangover after two glasses. Now Mike. The mass market beer here serves one purpose only. To get drunk. When I did some work with Miller in college, the stats were telling - 20% of 'Mercan beer drinkers drank 80% of the production. And you know who the advertising targets. Micro brews. Yes, the micro brews here are very good. Well, most of them, anyway. Brew your own carefully and it can be better than anything you can buy. But it's torture waiting for it to finish! Excuse me, maggots, but all this talk about fermented goodies made me thirsty. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
  11. Wart-fellating philistine. Your definition of beer is that foul pee-wee the rest of the world sees fit only for cleaning drains with. :mad: </font>
  12. Send a setup, you leg-humper. Something short, 20 or so turns so we can finish the gamey thing before CMAK. :mad: :mad:
  13. First off, congrats on finding someone! I'm sure you two make a lovely couple. Second, does the cyst come from drinking the wine or is it the secret ingedient you add to the wine? </font>
  14. GRGRGRRAAARGRRAGH!!!!! Here's one of the funniest things I've read in a long time: The maggeauxts. :mad: :mad: [ October 29, 2003, 04:15 PM: Message edited by: Snarker ]
  15. Indeed, the bloody Germans got it first (19th September 2002) and refused to share it with the rest of Europe for another 4 weeks. </font>
  16. Page 5 of this thread rates: Courtesy of Axe's find at The Gematriculator
  17. Careful. Their dollar is worth about 3/4 of ours and climbing. They may buy California when it's sold at auction to cover it's debt and then where would you be? Can you say, "Mike_The_Mountie?" :mad: :mad:
  18. My grandfather was Canadian. He had some wild stories. One was hitting a moose with his fathers car. The car stopped dead; the moose looked at him and the wrecked auto then just walked away. Even the animals in cold weather climes are made of steel.
  19. The setup is on the way, Axe. Oh, found a picture of you in your new arch nemesis outfit. Pretty spiffy. Who's the guy? :mad:
  20. What did you chuck at me last night? Oh, I remember. Angry pleas for mercy. My $5s worth: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
  21. Only if you bring your arch enemy costume (that's the one with Bob and Doug as the moose) to Marvel Cleaners.
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