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  1. Bucket, or even right out the door if you have a garden hose. Just reconnect the hose outside and flush it for a minute or two when you finish.
  2. Yep, any banging noises from your water heater is caused by the sediment layer. You may need to do this a few times if it hasn't been done in ages. Getting rid of the sediment gets rid of the noise (if you have it) and the eliminates the excessive heating of the bottom of the tank resulting from the sediment. It's that overheating that reduces the tank's life. If you have hot water baseboard heating, turning your heat on and then opening the water feed fully then slowly opening theflush outlet a bit at a time will get rid of the noise there too and lower your heating bill to boot - you eliminate the air pockets. Um, put a hose on the outlet and run it to a drain.
  3. Wow, you must be rich! They are easy to replace yourself for about $200.00 to $250.00. </font>
  4. Yeah, 'billinaire'. If I actually answered these maggots, I'd be billed tons of money. That's how the scam works, eh? You may choose the instrument of your death. The Sta-puft Marshmallow Man has been done. :mad:
  5. I have many other offers. As a matter of fact, I am apparently the most trustworthy person using the internet, and am therefore a spam billinaire. Anybody want some of my 'riches'? :mad:
  6. As far as buildings and running through them, do any have basements / cellars? Would ruin a tank crews whole day...
  7. You're right. I'm sorry. Want his email address? :mad: :mad:
  8. GGGRRGAAAARGHHHHH!!!! I'd like to thank whatever maggot got my email addy and sent it to every nutter in the world. Please contact me for your special TNT look-alike alarm clock. Give me your mailing address and you'll know it's your reward because it will have the name 'Ted Kazynski' in the return address. After the Africans gave up, the British barristers tried. Then the Chinese tried. Now it seems we have another UN scandal on our hands. This is a new one. GRGGRAAAARGH!!!! Wait 'til I report you, MAAAGGOOOT! Poor Goofy Anon(ymous). They'll hang him for sure on this one! :mad: :mad: :mad:
  9. Bwahahaha!! Just as long as he stays out of here. The piece of filthy scum. :mad: /qb]</font>
  10. Ha! He had one too! They're quite the fashion rage these days, doncha know! </font>
  11. Bwahahaha!! Just as long as he stays out of here. The piece of filthy scum. :mad: :mad: :mad: </font>
  12. Well? Try the Murphy's Stout yet? :mad: No. Send me the turn yet? No. Do you think they kept you at the job interview for three hours and the interviewer walked you out because they were buying time while they evacuated the building because you had a badger on your chin? Yes. :mad: :mad:
  13. GGRRGRAAAARGHHRAAAAARGH!!!!!! Axe? You realize if you double your salary, you'll probably take home less money than you do now, don'tcha?
  14. Sweeeet! So you'll be able to cut me a deal on my membership? Buddy? Ole pal? Ole friend o' mine? <font size=1> ...if you know what's good for you.. </font> :mad: :mad: </font>
  15. Bwaahaa! I got the Bananastandi victory! You got the Bananastandi loss. Bwaahaa again! :mad: :mad: :mad:
  16. If you find him, let me know. Bastiche owes me money. :mad: :mad: :mad:
  17. Perhaps you need a new wife. One with more grog skillzzzzzzz. :mad: :mad: :mad: </font>
  18. Only five replies until you feed him to the sharks. You folks are slipping.
  19. GGRGRAAARGH!!! AARGHAARRH!!! You still owe me $81,489.59!!!! Pay me and I'll pay the revenuers the $22k out of that for old times' sake. :mad: :mad: Good to see you back.
  20. No, Mace, it's a combo Dudley Dooright, King Tut (the Batman sod) costume. It's how he met Paula. :mad: :mad:
  21. I'm not quite as old as Emrys, but older than you, Alice. :mad: :mad: :mad:
  22. The wet Dona sells the Captain's weenie to the assistant scribe then hocks a loogie? That makes no sense.
  23. I believe I did. Did you just send me one, O Waste of Good Wine? :mad:
  24. It does, Soddball, it does. They're such right bastards that when they go, almost no one has sympathy, and the event is little noted. People like Boggs leave everyone they interact with good memories, and that circle takes the time to notice a friend's passing.
  25. Just read the Peng. It seems Boggs will not be joining us in a joke or two anymore. A good man.
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