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Snarker

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  1. You non-conforming crustacian! :mad: This is the party after snowboarding/skiing. From Webster.com One entry found for après-ski. Main Entry: après-ski Pronunciation: "ä-"prA-'skE, "a- Function: noun Usage: often attributive Etymology: French après after + ski ski, skiing : social activity (as at a ski lodge) after a day's skiing </font>
  2. Apres-ski? What is that? Russian for 'oppressed'? Non chucking maggot. :mad:
  3. I've muttered it before, and I'll mutter it again. [mutter] There is no accounting for the generousity of women.[/mutter] :mad: You setup is out. 'Queen of the Dessert Chows on Angryolized TNT' or sumfink. You're the cake eating Queen. Shouldn't be a hard stretch. :mad: :mad:
  4. All true, but you'll still get your setup. Typical maggot-minded planning with the girlfriend btw. She'll be a happy camper in the Sunny North East, I'm tellin' ya. :mad:
  5. Pollywog did you get the angryolized setup? Yours soon Axel , you too Watson's Creek. So many maggots, so little time... :mad: :mad:
  6. Setup? What platform do you want yer snowy butt kick in now? :mad:
  7. Yech, the thought of you prancing aboot in tights and a cape makes me hurl. :mad: </font>
  8. I'd have no problem pimping out any of you maggots. Actually, I mean I'd have no compunction. There would be a problem pimping you out. :mad:
  9. Um, no. First, the fire thingy and the building flattening bug are separate. You get the fire pillar if a piece of armor brews up while on a bridge / land junction. No one knows the cause of the tac-nuke effect.
  10. I just had the most vile taste experience in my entire life and I'm going to share. Imagine taking club soda and soaking Wheaties in it for a day, tightly capped. Or taking Carnation malt mix and doing the same for about a day. Strain the glop through a coffee filter and then drink it, semi-cold. Now burp and taste it again, only amplified. ONE OF MY FECKIN' (ex)FRIENDS JUST SNUCK A COORS NON-ALCOHOLIC INTO ME!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: One sip, anyway, which is one sip too many. He shall die a very paaaaaaainful death. :mad: :mad: :mad: Preferably by drowning in this ****e.
  11. I'm so smart, they told me to stay home and teach myself. </font>
  12. If Soddy and Seanachai played tennis, it would be eternal love. :mad: :mad:
  13. Inspector 'Cluseau' needs cluses. Penguins need a good thumping. You need a spell checker. May I suggest Fire Fox? I need more angry TNT. Wally Bob, I'm chuckin' angryolized at you and Waterlogged Creep shortly. Psuedo, I'm chopping your limbs into blue cheese sized chunks for best mold growth soon enough. :mad: :mad:
  14. No, it doesn't happen a lot. Kinda like 'the pillar of heavenly fire' you occassionally see when a tank brews while on the end of a bridge.
  15. GRRAAARGHHAAARGHRAARGGGGG!!!!!!! DH is stuffing my tinder box tank wannabees full of angryolized TNT and lighting the fuse, maggots! Crete is a living hell courtesy of Mike. MTW is AWOL again. Axe is dying all over Finland and he's the Finns. The thread title is angry and full of severed Kraut limbs and Russian molten lips, courtesy of Wally Bob. Think you maggots got all the pengy mannerisms out of your system now? :mad: :mad: :mad: Huh? Huh? :mad: :mad:
  16. Dude, I just ordered a new computer. If I lived where you live, I'd be gobsmacked with an additional $10 'envirionmental impact' fee finagled in by your neighbors. Plus, the power cords came with a warning telling me that it contained chemicals 'known to cause cancer in the state of California'. You may want to move here, as apparently they won't give me cancer as long as I live in PA. I'm actually 1 1/2 hours from NYC / Long Island, much less from most North NJ locations. Too close, actually.
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