Noba
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Suxors to be you.Originally posted by Boo Radley:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Stuka:
*Groan* A new year dawns and my work has decided on new working hours...
7.30am - 3.00pm!!!!
With no lunch break!
How will I ever take the stress?
I know....I could take a holiday!
But, we all knew that anyhoo.
Happy Nude Rear, everybody! </font>
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Yep. That sums you up.Originally posted by Leeo:<big><big>Yappy </big>
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Along with, No Pair.
Noba.
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Better small, than NONE.You nancy nong with nano nadsNoba.
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Shouldn't take long....you only have 3 huge clubbed toes on each foot. </font>Originally posted by Stuka:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Leeo:
cleaning my toenails...
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Yeah, you have that reputation i'm afraid.Originally posted by Stuka:I represent no 'House'.
I'm free-lance.
But, then add that to...
No tactical ability, and you and your former Squire are perfectly matched.
Noba.
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Well instruct the ex-squire to grow-sum, and fight for the honour *snigger* of whatever second-rate House you unfortunately represent.Originally posted by Stuka:Them's fight'in words Sir Noba!
If we weren't already blueing like the proverbial Cobra and Mongoose I'd fight you, again, already.
So there.
Noba.
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So you're the reason the lad has no stomach* for a fight. Figures.Originally posted by Stuka:Leeo the eternal pissant arsewipe....and 'he will always be here'.
Shame really for a former squire to be such a disappointment to his dear, kind, old fatherly Knigggett.
I was going to say "b*lls. But there's rules, sort of.
Noba.
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Send a setup, break the *mould*. Of course, you could just cower behind the anonymity of the forum. Or you could actually grow a pair...Originally posted by Leeo:Pity we never play the game...
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The door is that way... --->Originally posted by cool breeze:.... pointing me in the right direction.
Bye.
Noba.
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Nope. 45°F and sunny.Originally posted by Boo Radley:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lars:
Anybody else get snow for Christmas?
Want some?
Sux to be you (-5 pts for tautology)
Send a turn, Snow Boy. </font>
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Come out and fight. Skulking Germanic-Type. Roll that panther, I want to see the whites of the driver's eyes before I dispatch it.Originally posted by Stuka:On the bright side, the first turn of my re-match with Noba has gone swimmingly....meaning none of my stuff died. (clearly it takes a couple of turns before he can fully hack the code)
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Merry Christmas to the Ladies.
To the rest of you. I hope your hangovers last until next monday. Then Berli can take over.
Noba.
ps. What a waste of a 2000th post. (Ladies excepted)
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Just hang around a little bit longer... Global Warming will fix your little holiday. I hope you can breath under water.Originally posted by Stuka:Its great in the Seychelles, warm azure seas, gleaming white sands, blue skies with some pretty white clouds, beer....the vodka I bought in duty free....the red and white wine I bought in duty free.... the Cohiba cigars I brought with me...the good lady Stuka.... yep, it's pretty damn fine... but the best thing is, non of you tossers are heer (little military joke, get it?) to spoil it for me...
Muahahaaaaaaaaaaaa!
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But, we don't need to. Very important point, that ! It's only drunken gnomes that need to be weaned periodically.Originally posted by rune:I say just cut Seanachai off from alcohol for a period of one week. Let nature do its course.
C'mon Aussies, you wouldn't even last 24 hours.
Rune
Turns out thursday, if you are lucky.
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No. That's why I originally said that it seemed like we'd been playing longer, Mr. Attention-span-of-a-hummingbird-on amphetamines.Originally posted by Boo Radley:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba:
Does it not feel that we have only just started?
And your head is like a large weather balloon, filled with the collected excrements of vegetable-eating ruminants suffering from colonic disorders. </font>Your incompetence is shining like a beacon pointing the way to your demise.
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Posted by Boo.
Does it not feel that we have only just started?I was (of course) correct.This is turn 18, not turn 7 as that lying imbecile Noba stated.
Is he not pathetic?
Your incompetence is shining like a beacon pointing the way to your demise.
Noba.
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Welcome back, marble mouth. whatever you said.Err...aye, he as not pathetic. Err...noo, he as not pathetic.Yer a feckin' git bastarrrd fer askin' a shtyupid quaistion lak tha'.
Di' Ah menshun yer a feckin' git bastarrrd?
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Game should be over very soon.Originally posted by Noba:A priceless line in an email...from Boo.
When asked if he wanted to try another scenario because my wandering artillery was dealing random death. (Damn stuff hasn't dropped on target once !)
This is after 7 turns (out of 30).
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Nah, I'll hang tight until it becomes totally hopeless.
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A priceless line in an email...from Boo.
When asked if he wanted to try another scenario because my wandering artillery was dealing random death. (Damn stuff hasn't dropped on target once !)
This is after 7 turns (out of 30).
Game should be over very soon.Nah, I'll hang tight until it becomes totally hopeless.Noba.
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Oh now, don't under-estimate him. Not only is he deep. He's absolutely full of it, as well.Originally posted by Michael Emrys:I don't think he's that deep.
Michael
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Coventry, I say. The meltdown would be all wishy-washy... and we already have Joe covering that area.Originally posted by Stuka:I say we keep Paul Austria (who says the 'AU' isn't Austria, like we need another goobernational) and poke it with sticks until it goes all Rimjobby and spits the dummy in Stalins Organny fashion.
Everybody loves a good meltdown, especially when Peng is involved.
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I wonder what happened to the Rubber Gnome that he used to cavort with in the paddock?Originally posted by Michael Emrys:I think somebody should give Yeknodathon a puppy for Christmas. He needs a cute lil' buddy to keep him company.
Michael
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He could be a virgin though.Originally posted by Yeknodathon:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Leeo:
It ain't Xmas, and you ain't Mary.
Michael </font>
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Come now Michael ... we're talking about Australia here ... honor? Shirley you jest.</font>Originally posted by Michael Emrys:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Quoth Michael: Noba, my lad, you have let down the honor of your country.
The 'What's so great about the Peng Challenge Thread' thread
in Combat Mission Shock Force 1
Posted
*Breaking News* *Breaking News* *Breaking News*
In an exciting new development, the secret of Stuka's great successes in life, AND Combat Mission, rely on his now unmasked -
SECRET WEAPON
He relies on his <font size = -3> CHARM</font>.
Yes Folks. You heard it hear first !! Be amazed, be very amazed. Apparently he can greatly increase his "Charm Rating" almost at will... all it needs is copious amounts of alcohol (although we're not sure if he means for himself, which undoubtedly would raise his self-esteem a point or two, maybe).. Or, whether it requires copious amounts of alcohol on the part of the receive-ee of this SECRET WEAPON.
Noba.