Noba
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Retired old codgers who don't return files?
Ahem.
*Cough*
Ahem............
Noba.
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CMAK is my game of preference, any side any type, anywhere.
... because it doesn't matter which side he plays, it all ends in tears for him.
Noba.
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Like this;
NOBA!!!11!!
It's been overly long... **
Oh deary me, I'm all afraid, all of a sudden.
Boo of the flaming Shermans.
Boo of the dead infantry, all lined up ready for their caskets.... the list is endless.
But still, I tremble. What if his tactical incontinence infects me?
Sigh. A setup is on it's way. You shall be German. I shall win.
Noba.
** It's true, you have been peeking, again. Tart.
ps. There is no "11" in exclamations.
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Magnificent. Now why don't you go introduce her to a handy bridge abutment at about 180 kph or something?
Michael
Lend him your truck, Stukes. A good demonstration beats an explanation, any day.
Noba.
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What is with all this buzzing and clicking from the Oddstralian contingent. I thought they'd learned to speak Uh-mare-uh-kun by now...
Back in your box, Insular Dolt. We are speaking of things way beyond your ken, and your george, and your malcolm...
We speak of things beyond the border of your country, therefore things you know nothing about.
So, just leave this discussion to the worldy-wise.
Noba.
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But then wouldn't that make Joe Lord God and Supreme Being? Or would he only be Mr. Lord Goddess and Supreme Being?
More like Denis Thatcher.
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Only 4 weeks between turns.....Leeo is picking up the pace!
Hmmm... Sounds like I got the brush-off...
Wassamatter?
Didn't want to lose - again?
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Quite.
Doesn't she have a couple of nice ones there?
Michael
There's something not quite right about that picture...
I know ! The horizon isn't level. They must be fakes... !!
Damn that Photoshop.
Noba.
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Noba, how many times have you been booked so far? Come to think, I drove past an abandoned rex on the freeway this morning. Nabbed under the hoon laws, were we?
Once.
Five years ago.
Constable Kodak - bastard.
It's sweet when you line up some poor unsuspecting bugger to be your latest victim... All they hear is the growl, and the turbo spooling up as you flash past.
There is a heirarchy to Rex owners. Old cashed up BB's like me buy the new ones and thrash the bejeesus out of them. We sell them to poor unsuspection young rev-heads who then go on to get their poor wrecks impounded.
Suckers.
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Isn't that a radio station in Pennsylvania?
Japan. Idiot.
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So when is Western Australia getting electricity?
or cars...
or television...
or other stuff like that?
Who cares about stuff like that, anyway? Except for cars, of course.
My NEW WRX only needs petrol.... W00t !
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I wouldn't know. I live in Victoria, not Western Australia.
**shrug**
And for that, we are eternally gratefull. Anyway, over East the cops just use real bullets, none of this e-lectricity stuff.
As to Stuka being a Kiwi. I must, I'm afraid, support him somewhat in this little poll. There is no way he is a Kiwi.
Let me list the reasons, in no particular order...
His skin isn't tattoed.
His hair is straight-ish.
He falls off things and can't side-step - no Mojo, I'm afraid.
His rendition of a Haka usually ends up with large bowel movement during the squats...
He can't play rugby for quids (mind you, at least he doesn't choke).
As far as I know, he's not on Social Security.
So, on balance, he must be an Aussie.
Noba.
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Haaaaapy SMurfday to MEEEEEEEEE!!!HHAppppppy Belchday tO meEEEEEEE....<>I get LOts of Presennnnts coz I'm just WOnderfuLLLLeeeeeee!!!
You drunken sot. Must be quite normal for you to buy your own presents...
Send a turn with a surrender in it.
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Can anyone here translate that into a human language?
Michael
Why bother, you couldn't read it.
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I am 41 posts away from starting another one of these threads. Beware.
... and you're light years away from having a brain.
Noba.
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erm...uh... huh?
As good a summary of your 9000 odd posts as there ever will be.
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The Peng Thread is dying.........good riddance to bad rubbish I say.
Down in the dumps because you are on the wrong end of a thrashing ? Again.
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Nidan keeps sending me turns from his game with Noba.
As far as insults go, that is just WAY over the top.
That's because his be-fuddled brain has lost all sense of purpose in life since retirement. So all he did is pick another be-fuddled brain to meld with.
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I'm in Prague and none of you lot are........
I think you are all quite mean to Old Man Stukes. He of the advancing years, he of the cluelessness. His reply to my query about his
non-turn-sending-ways were answered by this litle gem...
"Yeah, turn sending is not high on the list of priorities right now...so suck it up Mr retired guy".
Now I know the stress of being on holiday has some deletrious effect on most people, but mistaking me for a square-headed ex-Marine is the pits. Honestly. I know we have to cut him some slack, after all Queenslanders never really catch up to the rest of the country. So, pat him lightly on the head as he meanders across the globe, and
don't take too seriously his alchoholic babblings.
Poor Stukes.
Noba.
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Meanwhile, something grey and heavy in a frantic whir of needles and wool, has started the Paddock Urban Woollen Revolution as part of the growing Yarnstormer Liberation Front...
I quite liked the pink ones, myself. Very nice.
Noba.
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and to bring the discussion back to something CMN related:
"OOOOOHHHH, you Limeys are SOOOOOO superior. If it wasn't for us you would all be speaking German! DEUTSCHLAND, DEUTSCHLAND, UBER ALLES...."
Nah. They was licked by the time your lot turned up late, again.
They just didn't know it.
Noba.
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and the 5th anniversary of the first hot date of your beloved Unca Stukey with the even more beloved and way out of the likes of your reach Lady Baroness Von Stuka.
So celebrations all 'round i'd wager.
And the Divorce is when ?
Noba.
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Emrys retentive?
Spot on. Emrys and Anal are one and the same.
(Turn retentive in your case, you overseas absconder).
Noba.
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I don't think that it's accurate to refer to Stuka as an absolute tosser ... that would imply that he's actually achieved perfection in something and I just can't see that happening.
Surely there are tossers out there who are better at being tossers than Stuka ... probably ...
Joe
Er, Yes Joe, my mistake. Thankyou for pointing that out.
Agreed. He is nowhere as good a Tosser as you...
Noba.
Wha widnae oop an' rally a' tha new Peng Challenge thraid?!
in Combat Mission Shock Force 1
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Hehehehehe.
They won't get it for shame.
Noba.