Noba
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You mean the battle you had already played at least once before with Stuka and so knew the disposition, placement, timing and quality of all my troops even before we started the game, Sparky McGamey-Game-Meister?
Is that the battle you're referring to? Is that the one? Is it? IS IT???
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!
Sorry. Too much coffee this morning.
Yes, that one... except that - he Piked Out without completing the game. But then you would expect him to do that, he was getting a thrashing as well. Can't stand the heat, obviously...
Of course anyone who plays against you works out an obvious battle plan that works against normal players, and promptly throws that away along with the baby AND the bathwater because he - or she - KNOWS you havn't got a clue. So really, to win all I have to do is move my troops to the flags knowing I will kill anything of yours in the process.
Ces't Le Guerre.
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Gee, What are the odds...
About the same as you winning our battle. Buckleys, and none.
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Well it doesn't work very well then does it? Perhaps it was designed by Amurikuns?
What they are missing in all this misguided nonsense, is that the Pom's's off-loaded their first load of unwanted persons to America. Of course, they then realised that Australia was their's for the taking if they could just beat the French and Dutch. AND, Of course, they needed a fleet really quick - so they had these hulks laying around with a ready made crew - chucked on a few sails and beat the French (again).
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Wouldn't want her to see you without your apron on
Have you taken control of my webcam... ?
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Yes, mate, but like the Phoenix, I always rise again from the wreckage.
Smile for the wife, fella, and do the same. C'mon! Give her a wink and a nudge, and think about when you were young!
Unlike you, I don't seem to have wreckage. Anyway, She is out shopping so no luck there, I'm afraid...
Wait, is that the garage door... ? Sorry, have to go......
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Good times, eh?
Michael
It was Pounds, in them days. And yes, delivering papers on my bike in the cold of an English winter did have deleterious impacts on a nose. Icicles.
Green ones.
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That was Lake Superior. Sheesh. You get an F- in geography. Typical.
Michael
... and so what, that would be drained as well.
At least my F- is in Geography, unlike yourself and your FAIL in Life. "Must try harder"
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And only until Niagara Falls erodes back to the Lake, then the whole thing will empty out with a rush.
And Ohio will be left with..........Boo.
And the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald, don't forget that.
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Verbose Dribbling snipped......the point is —
He passed out. Again.
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Your jealous rage reminds me of a recent episode of "Housewives of Atlanta", where Ne Ne was ranting about how sucessful Sha' ri was...really pathetic, but in your case typical.
BTW its pushing 80F already.
Pah. Only 80F. We're over that and it's only spring. You should visit here in february for the best weather there is.
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Well? Well, just where the FECK do they get off then, eh?
Nah, they just pile the bodies on the sides of the road. Then the crows get a population explosion picking over the carcasses.
But, It's good to have a WRX all wheel drive when the pesky buggers jump out onto the road. Gives you the opportunity to swerve to hit, or miss.. adds so much fun to the trip to work. Panel Beaters love them.
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I have no idea what this is about..
Shouldn't you be out researching more on pubic hair-cuts?
We know your life is clueless, no need to prove it around here. Go Away.
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Oh for the luv of Gawd ...
He's OGSF ... you can't expect much beyond a rudimentary understanding of the English language ... and a virtually complete inability to speak or write it.
Joe
That's right.
He's a typical American.
Well spotted, Joe.
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Pain and suffering builds character. Michael
So by your own reckoning, you've never suffered any pain or any suffering.
And you really think we give a flying hoot about you, either...?
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Ah am noo a feckin Yank!! Hah!!!
Australia 1 : America 0
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The only position you occupy with any regularity is legs spread, hands against the wall.
Michael
There's no need to display your fetish to all and sundry, Michael. After all, your parole officer officer is still keeping tabs on your posting habits and will likely take a dim view of any regression to your overt masochistic past.
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And once again, our general standards take a definite hit...
Your standards are obviously basement already. Of course, our standards
just rose back to their pre-eminent position. It's a win both ways really.
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If Ah wuz Australian, ainstead o' bein' brilliantly Scottish, today wuid bae mah last day as an Aussie. Fer tomorrow Ah will become a Yank. Which as feckin' strange coz Ah were born ain England.
Still trying to hide from Interpol, I see.
In which category should we place you.
POM ?
Paper Aussie ?
Faux Scot ?
Faux Yank ?
All round Pillock ?
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Well, inasmuch as it might possibly make Noo Yawkas look marginally better...
You leave my Mate alone. At least he sends turns...
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... if there ever were any.....
.....TURNS Radley, TURNS !!
Send one for a change.
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You're up early, Boo. Soak the mattress, again ??
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He lost it?
Yeah, he's losing to me, as well. But at least he is STILL PLAYING the
game, unlike others...
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Does he wear antlers?
Strap-ons, no doubt...
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... though if you survive to be an elder you do get to score.
The thought of JoBob... no! That's just so wrong.... Ewww.
Noba.
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