Noba
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I like this thread, feels kinda.....homey.
Plus Leeo hasn't posted in it yet so it still smells fresh.
Nor has *shudder* Rune *shudder*.
Noba.
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The Oddstraylyuns couldn't put together a good set of rules if you promised them free beer and Vegemite for the rest of their pointless lives.
Comes from participating in all those weird sports of theirs, I imagine.
Pah! We are a truly demo-crated society. We make up the rules, from years of practised elbow-bending sessions at the local.
2nd rate colonials need not apply to become part of the cultured masses who invest time and money in Aussie Rules Football. Ask Mace.
Noba.
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Must be tuesday.
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Now here is the News.
Today we start a new era in PCT’s.
The rules will be found by doing a search.
Noba.
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What? Did I hear one of 'em whisper a challenge? Naw, couldn't be. They don't have the hormone glands for such to be the case. Aw well, maybe I can talk Lars into shooting one, just to put it out of our misery.
Does 'barndoor', and 'inside' mean anything to you ?
Noba.
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What? Did I hear one of 'em whisper a challenge? Naw, couldn't be. They don't have the hormone glands for such to be the case. Aw well, maybe I can talk Lars into shooting one, just to put it out of our misery.
Coward. Come out of your hillbilly lair, show your fetid face to the sun. Become a man and defend the *cough* honour *cough* of your second-rate colonial outpost.
... Or more appropriately, your outhouse.
Of course when I win, I will crack your thick skull with the finest bat that sculpted willow has to offer. I shall be the Shane Warne to your Gatting. The Lillee to your Boycott.... and overarching all... THE Bradman to the Whole English Team.
Noba.
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See? They must be some form of lower species with minimal communication abilities. Really, someone should just put them down. You know, cull the herd, so to speak. Feckin' aussies.
Meet me on the electronic field of battle. 2nd rate colonial backwoods simp.
Noba.
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....bzzzzing and cliickking and cllaaaakckkkinating. It sounds like it might be some form of communication..
You really should get your hearing aid adjusted. Obviously you have beach sand in the conch, again.
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Cricket...you know.. the thing where players get together for three days and rub their legs together to make a sound like crickets? It is not like you have any real sports down there.
Rune
Silence! 2nd - rate colonial offspring of the Great Motherland.
As the Premier Colonial Outpost of the glorious Motherland's Empire, only WE has the right to usurp the Motherland's Great Game and turn it into our own. Not for us running around a field for 10 seconds in padded pajamas in a bastardised game of Rugby... stopping to catch our breath cos it hurts when we collide. Bunch of nancy-boys.
We basically own cricket, nowadays. Top team in the world for the last 10 years, beholden to nobody. So, we let one slip, a bit. It's those dodgy currys, does it every time.
Soon it will be time to send the South Pacific Poms home with their tails between their legs. Glory will be ours, again.
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ps. Stukes, thanks for the new sig.
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Turns are out... except to Nidan1. I'm still waiting his last turn, as usual.
I will be in Albany from friday to monday, so no turns for you lot.
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More a couch potato.
It's ALIVE. I thought you had slashed your wrists, or sumfink.
Noba.
ps. You still getting over "That Game" ??
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Yep, fixed that for you.
Noba.
(ps. How come you have three knobbly knees ?)
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Blah Blah Blah-dee-Blah...
Michael
I see you profile lists your interests as...
..sex, history, wargames, sex, poetry, sex, science, music, sex, food, sex.
Just how many hands have you got ??
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Wake up, you drooling pack of morons! It's Halloween! A day where most of you can walk the streets among those in costume and almost look as if you fit in.
Tonight, I'll be watching Tod Brownings: Freaks while thinking kindly of you all.
My God.
It just turned midnight here and Mace has turned into a pumpkin.
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Real good sell job Stukes.
You missed the priceless previous sentence.
Go forth, burn the crops! Raze the villages! Slaughter the women and rape the livestock! .Noba.
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That depends....have you got over "the-turn-you-couldn't-send" yet?
Sent 90 minutes ago. Obviously you ISP is holding your mail until you pay your bill.
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Best rules ever!
Hey Mace.
Talking of Rules... Got over "the-game-you-couldn't-lose" - yet ?
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Damn, looks like I'm off to another International conference this weekend. In the Indian resort area of Goa.
Luckily i'll have the trusty laptop along with CM installed (it sucks to be an anal retentive employee), so the beating being handed out by Noba can continue.
That plus my sh*ty repartee in the forum.....
Fixed that for you.
Noba.
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We have Jarheads?
Yes, you do. I've seen the photos... your head is definitely jar shaped.
Noba.
ps. 6 more shermies as reos last turn.
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Joe Shaw is a rhinotillexomaniac.
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Gee, he sounds kind of bitter, doesn't he? Suppose the liquor stores all closed before he woke up?
Michael
Home delivery.
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Now I freely admit that I haven't paid as much attention to John's postings as I perhaps should have but ... what the hell are you on about?
Isn't there a pet funnel web spider that needs poking with a stick or a platypus that needs you to groom his hind legs?
Joe
Well Joe, it goes like this...
Your grasp of "where things fit" is way out of whack. A typical ignorant
American. Oh, you can claim to be otherwise, but you know, the rest of
the world is onto your little con-job. You see, we know that you don't know where any other countries are on a globe. Heck, most of you 'mericans still think the world is flat. (Thankfully it isn't. That puts a great sufficiency of dirt between us).
So you see, funnel web spiders are over 3,000 kilometres from here, as are platypusses.* (That's a very, very, very long way, in your terms).
As for the oranges. Yep, you got it wrong again. We import our oranges from California, or Israel, or anywhere in fact. Ever since those T' Othersiders drained the Murray they've got no water to grow fruit... sad I know, but manure happens - especially over there.
As for the billabongs. Gone. Desertified. Dried-up even. (See the bit about the once Mighty Murray above...)
Anyway, now that you've gained a tiny insight into this great world around you just go back to sucking the 'merican people and the economy dry, and screwing the rest of the world while you're at it. At least you're good at something.
As for Kettler. You both live in a fantasy land.
Noba.
* Platypi ?
Wide World of Sport - The Peng Cricket Challenge Cup.
in Combat Mission Shock Force 1
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Correct.
Noba.