Noba
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Ｉｓ ｔｈａｔ ａｎｏｔｈｅｒ Asahi beer? Why yes, I do believe i`ll have another.....
You are a loathsome article in (near) human form, you realise.
Why else would your Company send you away so often? Of course
it could be that your lovely Wife is starting to understand what
an absolute tosser she was tricked into marrying, and the delightfull
Lady has been making phone calls to your office to get some relief
from your disgusting habits...
Noba.
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We had a blockhead party in our neighborhood today. I had no idea; there were so many different ways you could make pasta salad. Truly amazing.
Fixed that for you.
Noba.
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Shut up and send me a set up, you cloth headed dullard. I long to trample your pixeltruppen yet again.
I wouldn't bother getting him to send any setup. I sends him a perfectly
good quick battle and he cries and whinges and moans about how the map
sucks. He got the sucks bit right! But it's him that sucks, not the map.
Just call him Princess Precious.
Noba.
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No they don't.
Hello Princess Leer.
Send the setup, turkey.
Noba
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Thanks WineCape.
Noba.
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Anyone seen Princess Stuka? She owes me a setup.
Noba.
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Aww sheeeet! I HATES setupsesss! I might look for a different map....your map suckessessssss.
Oh for heavens sake. SUCK IT UP, PRINCESS.
Just because you bought "landing" craft for a land game...
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maybe he's having trouble climbing up to your front step?
About the same amount of trouble you have in sending turns.
More turns - Less Drinking !!
Noba.
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The first 6 words made sense.
He actually meant "any NZ city"....
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I just discovered the other day that Michael Emrys is an idiot. I find this to be quite obvious to all. It is exactly what I had expected of him.
Oh dear. Your usually slow mental faculties must have been rusted shut for many years. Do try and keep up... and send a turn.
Noba.
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You know, I threw up in my mouth a little bit when I read that.
See, Joe. Your cunning plan to make him choke on his own vomit nearly worked.
...where's that report card?
Oh yes.
"Must try harder"
Noba.
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Think you already drank that!
Think you already drank that!
Think you already drank that!
Think you already drank that!
Think you already drank that!
Think you already drank that!
Close, Stukes. But you missed some lines. Been drinking heavily - again I see.
Noba.
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... not that I'd ever hint at the awful thought that popped into me head.
No, not me.
Ever.
"Constipation", "prunes", "Justicar"
You forgot to add... "STAND CLEAR!"
Noba.
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In news fresh in from the Normandy front, war correspondent Gomer T Pillock reports that Stuken led Shermans have approached the villages of Emieville and Cagny and met with Tigers and Halftracks of Ersatzregiment Nobawitz.
They remain skulking on reverse slopes, afraid to face the enemy. One even managed to bog itself in a very deep, safe crater from where it bravely despoils the French countryside with it's last remaining HE.
After initially attempting to seize the advantage, early skirmishs have Nobawitz withdrawing into the built up areas leaving the smoking hulks of 3 Tigers and 4 Halftracks on the battlefield.
Typical overclaiming by his tank crews has led the Allied Commander to become overconfident. Anyone would think he had fighter pilots instead of tank crews.
No losses on our side, save for one Tank Commander who had his beret blown off by a near miss.....unfortunately his head was still in it.
This is shortly to be remedied by the phalanx of 88's waiting over the next rise.
As we go to print the Shermans push forward, bravely determined to free occupied Europe from the clutches of tyranny and usher in a new era of global financial mismanagement, corporate fraud and disproportionate distribution of wealth. Long live Democracy!
Meanwhile the defenders drink more erzatz coffee and polish their superb optics to a bright lustre.
Huzzah!
Fixed that for you....
Noba.
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Shaw! you're pathetic!...you are starting to remind me of Livia from "I Claudius"...
You have a point there. They're both VERY old, and VERY wrinkled.
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So you paid for dinner and then immediately dumped?
I thought that only happened to Emrys.
We don't need to know about P'Shaw's bodily functions
thankyou very much. Or come to think of it, Old Man Emu-rys.
Noba
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Who wants to wish me luck on my company paid, business class junket to Istanbul and Cyprus for tomorrow?
Nobody.
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Hey Noba...looking for this?
No, I know where it is. And since it's taken over 40 turns and just managed one kill on a Stuart, I would like to thank you for your tactical incompetence. Bravo.
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The difference in mind between man and the higher animals, great as it is, certainly is one of degree and not of kind. -Charles Darwin, naturalist and author (1809-1882)
The difference in mind between Man and Aussies, great as it is, is just a matter of how many beers have been drunk.
-Seanachai, drunkard and Olde One of the Peng Challenge Thread
My My. What a case of Aussie-Envy you do have. Almost every
time you post, you comment upon our wonderous land.
Filled with top-notch Sheilas and marvelous p*ss. (Beer to you unedumacated heathens)... it's difinately the place to live. As to your
famous 'line', we like it that way. Keeps the rif-raf out, dontcha know.
As to the status of your Australian Citizenship Application Form, posted by you two weeks ago' we must inform you that your Department of Homeland Security have advised us that your status of "Citizen of The United States" is about to be revoked and that "Take him, he's yours" was scrawled across the bottom of the Official Fax.
Also, as you may be aware, it can take the Government Department of Immigration up to five years to process an application. In this case we
would expect them to expedite your request via the "round file".. soon.
With this in mind, you joining a boat from Indonesia might be your best bet. If you get the next one, the cyclone forming off Broome will make
your trip a memory to cherish...
Noba.
ps. I'll put some prawns on the barbie for your arrival.
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HIram-
I ruv yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Preeze come to me in my place.
Now there is an offer too good to refuse... lucky you, Hairam.
Noba.
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I guess the ass-whoop'in i'm handing out to him has caused some kind of analphylactic shock which would explain the girly-man hiding from his turn sending responsibilities.
He sends turns to those people he likes. ... havn't got one, have you.
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I panicked
I didn't
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So, here we are again, eh? And maybe, besides the eggs and bacon, there will be toatst, eh?
toatst? ... ?
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It's weird, you know, to have drunk too much wine and beer, and be listening to Steely Dan, and exchanging comments with the Australians.
I heard it was you
Talkin' 'bout a world
Where all is free
It just couldn't be
And only a fool would say that
Start a new thread, you drunken sot.
Noba.
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Damn. New co-ordinates required for the cruise missile...
Noba.