Lars
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A fart joke? Really?
I mean, you could have gone with halitosis, but nooooo....
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Three years for lying about a $77 ticket?
Gee, we had a President who got off.
Oops, sorry about the pun.
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Finally broke the old home machine! Yea!!
Only problem is, what's the point of buying a new one when the ice goes out in a couple of weeks? Computers are for winter.
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Did somebody just mention whiskey and hunting?
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Yeah, but they'd still be bored.
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I have a hunch that if we got a peek at what the FBI has in their files about us, we'd all be dookeying in our pants.
I have a hunch we're really not that interesting.
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Yep, your karma is that bad.
The wife has one of those out in the garden. Cat likes to piss on it.
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John Ainslie, co-ordinator of the Scottish Campaign for Nuclear Disarmament, described the incident as, "like James Bond destroying his instructions as soon as he has read them."
Er, think this guy would be jumping up and down for joy about it. Can't even understand why they went and asked his opinion.
New plant has already been built, btw, and they are pumping the stuff out. Maybe we should just tell the John Ainsles of the world to go get stuffed so we don't have to pay to rebuild it a third time.
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You've been monitoring it, eh?
Hell, I can go drive down the road and look at it. Wife used to work there, matter of fact, along with quite a few other people I know.
They're rather big in this town. Moved the corporate headquarters due to the state's screwed up tax policies though. Can't blame them for that.
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Still, when it comes to Boo one might consider a lowering of standards
Isn't that a tautology?
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AP calculates Mr Cote got compensation of $30.8million in 2008 - not bad going but one cannot but feel he may well have done the job for $2million.
But being both CEO and Chairman does give a lot of clout even if most recommendations are that CEO and Chairman are separate functions and should be held by different people.
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gjBctJrSOUEqs9RES0Na-TMMI6fgD96SNA1O1
Well,
He did figure out a way to make them an extra $2 billion in revenue last year.Last year, the company posted net income of $2.79 billion, or $3.76 per share, compared with $2.44 billion, or $3.16 per share, in 2007. Revenue climbed to $36.56 billion from $34.59 billion.Probably why that performance bonus kicked in, eh? Heck, if he were to keep making me that kind of money, I'd get him the private jet too.
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Oddly entertaining.
Nice find.
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I can just see Tennessee and Kentucky in the EU...
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Seems a clever design for a more variable cam.
Fundamental breakthrough? Quite a bit of hyperbole there, eh?
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heh, the world's first Robot Stalker.
btw,
It doesn’t help that Kenji uses only pre-recorded dog and cat noises to communicate and is able to vocalize his love through a 20 watt speaker in his chest.Twisted people, those Japanese. Just what you need, a robot humping your leg...
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There was a bottle of champagne in the fridge? You...utter bastard.
Tequila is for the young and stupid, vodka is for the weak or Slavic, and I did drink the rum. Don't you pay any goddamn attention at all?
But that you let me leave your house the other night, without giving me the champagne... mind you, I drank the hell out of the wine, and I was seriously having trouble breathing... but Lars.
You have earned my displeasure.
I will offset that with the fact that you were a great host.
But I will then combine it with the fact that you would not ally with me to destroy Papa Khann, and that, in fact, I spent the last 4 hours of the game completely fecking gelded, reduced to a bloody cipher in the game, and that even though I turned against Dalem at the end to try and cast the game into your lap, and you never told me there was champagne...
Well, lad. It makes me sad.
I did tell you. I even showed you the bottle. The Pinot Noir champagne? Ring a bell?
Granted, you had bigger problems at the time I showed it to you.
Next time. Next time we really kill Papa Kahn, and then drink champagne. Oh yes, next time...
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W00T!
My conference in Cyprus got cancelled at the last minute when the Iraqi delegates were ordered off their plane by their own government which means I am enjoying 2 full days in Istanbul on the company dime! Plus I get back to Qatar just in time for the weekend!
Not even Joe could depress me today!
Snow days must be made up in the summer.
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What??? You, a wealthy slum landlord, capitalistic co-owner of a yacht, alcoholic exploiter of the worker, are too cheap to buy a crummy Windoze box? Slacker.
What???? You want me to buy it with my own money? Peasant.
Oh, wait a minute, the stimulus check was my own money...
Let me go out and come in again.
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The real hero of this video is the officer leading the troops!
Making a child do a display like this on the other hand ... I do not know ...
Best regards,
Thomm
Guess somebody stole his bicycle and he had nothing else to do...
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As much as it pains me to put these words to print, I must admit Shaw is right.
The ol beige box doesn't do CMSF. I await Win 7, and a stimulus check, before I upgrade.
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Why does this guy have a traffic sign stuck in his chest?
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Sometimes, I wonder.
Here, let me put your mind at rest.
You forgot to drink the bottle of rum, the bottle of vodka, the bottle of tequila and the bottle of port.
You did do a hell of a job on the wine (four bottles) but forgot the champagne in the frig.
There, you need wonder no more.
And yes, it'll all be gone before you can come back over.
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100 to 0?
Geez, I thought the computer AI took over at 99 and made that last guy run for his life.
Good work, Nidan, you have foiled Battlefront's best efforts again.
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No pink triangle either.
Bunch of homophobes over at eBay.
Improving the look of the Peng Challenge Thread
in Combat Mission Shock Force 1
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The black helicopter will be along shortly.