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Then Iagoo, the great boaster,

He the marvellous story-teller,

He the traveller and the talker,

He the friend of old Nokomis,

Made a bow for Hiawatha;

From a branch of ash he made it,

From an oak-bough made the arrows,

Tipped with flint, and winged with feathers,

And the cord he made of deer-skin.

Then he said to Hiawatha:

"Go, my son, into the forest,

Where the red deer herd together,

Kill for us a famous roebuck,

Kill for us a deer with antlers!"

I always wonder how the heck Iagoo expected Hiawatha to find a roebuck in North America.

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What about blueberries?

They're purple.

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So you're saying if you do want to look like a fat nematode then paddlings the way to do it? Got'cha.

Don't forget the yellow kayak, its important.

There are no blue foods.

[Paying off Lend Lease]

You'll have to check on the other countries repaying, but your friend is wrong about the loans impoverishing the UK.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/magazine/4757181.stm

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Who in the name of all the gods paddles a black canoe, with a black decking tarp, and with black paddles, none of it sitting above the water much taller than a pop can?

People who don't want to look like a fat nematode on a yellow banana.

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I thought Charles Whitman and Lee Harvey Oswald were the Marine favs?

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Ice finally went out last Tuesday, so got the dock in and put the boat out.

Lovely day out there yesterday. Nice 30 knot wind, quartering on the starboard side, puts that ice cold water right in your face. Parka came in down right handy.

Had the whole lake to myself for some odd reason…

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Oops, had the squelch up. Try again.

Odd how it screened out just your signal...

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No friends hey? Must suck to be you.

Ever since I got CompuServe CB Simulator back in the day, I've never had to look for friends.

Just give a shout out to Sleepy Beard Lars on Channel 23, good buddy!

[Here's your chance to clamber around a Typhoon Sub]

Doesn't look in that bad of shape, to tell you the truth. Power is still on anyway.

What year was it laid up?

[Iran offers nerve gas to Hamas?]

Oh come on, everybody knows a nation-state would never give terrorists WMDs.

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I'm off to ManyAppleLess tomorrow as those on Facebook no doubt already know.

Good thing I don't do Facebook.

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I have always pictured you sitting on a park bench.

Well, you and Bauhaus.

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Not only that, but he lives in some placed named after a wind instrument.

Oh, that's rich coming, from a doper. Hoping he lived in "Lectric Guitar" were you?

The name "Akron" was derived from a Greek work meaning "high".

Hey, on the bright side, maybe he can play some Tull.

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Ohlala, the French ... still if YOU were married to her ...

Joe

Sheesh, French fashion ain't what it used to be. What a frump...

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This is good. Slap each other a little bit harder.

And by all means, don't forget the tickle!

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Righto Lars, I've had enough of this. This low-watt bulb challenges you to a contest of skills - name your theatre. The other prunes, confident of their laxative effect and barely coherent in their ramblings, can sit and mumble in their gruel, indulge in the witless shaping of words they call communication. They'll keep.

As has been noted, my home computer is all verklempt. Should have a replacement in by this fall, so I suggest trying someone else.

Maybe Wolfp, he's a government worker, not too bright, seems to have time on his hands, should be a good fit for you.

[How unlucky is this guy]

"My double radiation exposure is now an official government record," Mr Yamaguchi told reporters.

"It can tell the younger generation the horrifying history of the atomic bombings even after I die."

Er, you made it to 93...

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Umm...yeah.

Who the hell are you?

He's just another Aussie who was too dim to read the Rules and Challenge an Individual Poster to a Game.

Of course, Elvis was too dim to post any Rules, so here we are.

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At what point does 'enjoying drinking alot' become 'alcoholism'?

When you quit enjoying it and still do it.

[A Hockey-Playing Student's Puck Stopping Design]

http://www.core77.com/blog/object_culture/a_hockeyplaying_students_puckstopping_design_12462.asp

Reminds me of the coach who sewed football shaped patches on the front of his team's jerseys.

They'll be sure to change the rules, but the ol patent will look nice on his resume.

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I'd much rather answer the first question than the second.

[Looking for Over The Reich and Achtung Spitfire!!]

Try Down in Flames then.

You'll find it under "Games"

[I am prepared to do what it takes to get through the crisis]

I remember reading about this one. She's 30 something, he's 60 something, and they're both accusing each other of extra-marital affairs.

Somewhere out there, the first wife is laughing her *ss off.

[Academic Earth]

Ooh, look. Let's see what this one is,

Symmetry, Structure, and Tensor Properties of Materials

Got to,

Lecture 5 - Translation, Rotation, Periodicity, Part 1

Then fell asleep. Aah, just like old times...