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Originally Posted by Stuka You think about these things alot don't you?

Well, I wouldn't say a lot really. Just between magazine subscriptions and only when the cable goes out too.

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and the hot french nurses when you inevitably crash your Albatross whilst attempting to taxi to the runway......

Er, German nurses.

That would be German nurses if he's flying an Albatross, you poor excuse for a poor excuse. Big fat Helgas, with giant doughy man-hands, a really bad attitude, and a rectal thermometer a yard long that's just looking for an excuse to commit a border violation.

Sheesh, and he even picked Stuka as a nick. Why, given the above state of German nursing, is beyond me, but still, tis to weep.

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So I believe I'll send a turn to each of them just for old times sake and then climb back into my Albatross DVa and battle the SPAD menace over the trenches.

Eh, we all know you're only in it for the castor oil.

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Seanachai just drove off.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu*k

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim

And Lars too.

Ahh, note my mastery.

I wasn't even there, and I still pissed them off.

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My first official day as a retired person....it must suck to work.

Ah, then it's only three weeks four days till the wife throttles you.

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Close enough.

All those lovely T-Bones, and he gets the pork chop.

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Papa Kahn is onboard for the 4th. Now all I need is for Seanachai and dalem to confirm.

Would be a shame to waste a Palace O' Meat trip on just Papa Kahn...

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Now, we are going to retire to his back patio, there, to smoke cigars, drink rum, and read 'Uncle Remus' out loud.

We're in a competition to see to see who can read children's stories 'out loud' better...

Obviously, the winner was not the neighbors.

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Today is my retirement party at work. I usually hate partys, and I did not have one when I left my other job, but I figured...hey this is it for real...I'm retiring for good (I hope) from the work force.

I have six more days after today...then I become a pensioner...who would have thought this day would come

It's going to take them six days to arrange adequate security?

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No... that's wrong. The correct phrase is "In the Bastille there is no valet parking".

Er, I thought that's why they built the place. You know, to have somewhere to park your unneeded valets.

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Help me.

Seanachai and Papa Khann are here, and I dinna have Lars here to balance them out.

It hurts.

I had a nice sipping rum made from mountain cane.

Balanced their absence rather nicely.

[Civilisation advances into Europe.]

Both the French* and Spanish governments are making their state run broadcasters advertisement free a la BBC. I have long loathed the theft of my time by adverts - 12 minutes per hour in the UK. As for the ruination of films etc. I think that upsets everyone.

*January 2009

In the US, presumably the worst case, in ten hours viewing there will be about three hours of adverts. As this has grown over the years an early Stratrek will have an extra 9 minutes cut to meet modern schedules.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Television_advertisement

Er, ever hear of a DVR?

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Speaking of ribs, I made some nice Asian style baby backs this past weekend. Very simple recipe, quite tasty. If anyone wants the recipe, pleaase send a self addressed stamped envelope and $3.59 to:

Oh sure, price it way out of Emrys range.

Er, good job.

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RRgg farrgle breeegle thummmmpr'cragghhhh nggg.

That's my shot at the faux-gaelic-irish that OGSF ejaculates every so often.

And spot on it was.

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When we play, I drag one leg, and hunch my back, and shout out 'Sanctuary! Sanctuary!' I am the Quasimodo of adults.

It's true, he does it all through Sword of Rome.

Adds a certain something.

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Was there beer involved? I want a bib too!

Fixed that for you.

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What's the next thing beyond anal retentive.

Toilet paper?

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As if any of us really needed another reason to hate you.

And yet, still he provides.

Such are the awesome powers of our Justicar.

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Some call me the gangster of love.

Did another drive-by, did you?

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Granite Falls, MN – 100F

Grand Marais, MN – 36F

Well, at least the Gnome is comfortable anyway…

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I suppose next you will be posting a poem about a pick up truck?

How about an essay?

http://nctr.net/Campfire%20tails/Pickup%20Trucks.htm

An experienced pickup truck driver is a person who's wrecked one.

Tis only too true.

All of it.

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I shall be going up to the Great North, this weekend.

Gonna skip the Great Pontoon Boat Party out on Tonka for Shary's B-Day, eh?

Pity, I'll have to run over somebody else then.

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You could bake him a cake.

Good thing I didn't, he didn't show.

Tricksy one, he is.

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The Gnome is on his way over and I didn't get him anything for his birthday.

Gonna be another good day!

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I'm just so very glad that a roebuck wasn't found in Minn... oh, dear...

Enjoy, Donkey.

http://www.farmingforwildlife.com/

Er, hope that doesn't violate the board policy on pron...