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Lars

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  1. There are few things in life as annoying as shoveling snow off a boat in the water.

    A truck alternator on the fritz also qualifies, since it's needed to get the above boat out of the water before it freezes.

    But at least I still have my health. Oh wait, been sick for the last week, so bugger that.

    On the bright side, fixing the truck and pulling the boat out in the snow/rain mix that's still coming should finish me off.

    Get me outta six months of winter, that.

  2. "Jesus, Steve, what is all that smoke?!?"

    "Hush, dalem!"

    "Lars, do you know what all that smoke is from?"

    "I have no idea."

    "Steve, did you just set your pants on fire?"

    "No... Yes."

    "You set your pants on fire?!?"

    "Why do you always make such a big deal of little things?!?!?"

    What I still don't understand is how he managed to do it, given that earlier he was sitting in a puddle.

  3. You mean after you trash dalem's place on Sunday AGAIN ... right?

    Er, right.

    If he had any real friends he wouldn't put up with you lot ... but then if he had any real friends he wouldn't have to.
    We're trying to provide him the incentive to go find some.

    Why doesn't the gang ever wander up to Mounds and trash YOUR place ... oh right ... the Lady Shary ... I was frankly amazed she let me drop by.
    So was I, so was I...
  4. Seanachai, you tit,

    %^(1P) - Those are largemouth bass, not walleyes. And you call yourself a Minnesotan, oh the shame, the shame. Please report to the nearest Minnesota DNR station for a lengthy re-education on which is the State Fish, and a heavy application of leeches, just for fun.

    Secundus – It's my B-Day. Bring something better than your usual swill. How about a nice sipping rum? If you're even thinking about mixing it with Coke, you've gotten the wrong bottle, so put it back and look at the higher shelves. Yes, yes, you'll have to stand on your tippy toes, but make the effort laddy, it'll be worth it. I'd suggest a bottle of Oronoco, but I suppose you'll go for the Pusser's, just for the chance to mention sodomy later in the evening. Or, if you wish to go a different direction, a bottle of Blandy's 5 Year Old Rich Alvada Madeira. Mmm…Madeira…

    Number The Last – I play cribbage, but only as a blood sport, as the Norse Gods intended it should be played. Bring the cards and prepare to be skunked.

  5. That bugger Papa Khann only had two margaritas, no beer. And I didn't drive him home, I booted him towards his car and went off to have burgers and a beer with a friend of mine.

    The thing about people like Papa is, they can drink enough liquor to remain under the legal limit, and still behave like goofballs. I don't know whether to admire him, or pity him.

    Lars needn't be smug, either, as the result of the whole thing was we're going to his house on Sunday, the 9th.

    I will be after I serve him two Pink Panty Droppers and post the photos.

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