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HEAR YE!, HEAR YE!!, HEAR YE!!! Whereas, Lt. Hortlund, having been duly trained the Mystic Ways and Lore of the Pool, Whereas, Lt. Hortlund, having completed his Squirely Rite of Passage by completing five (5) Battles in the "Quest for the Anointed Armored Car", Whereas, Lt. Hortlund, having gone above and beyond the call by crashing a Peng Challenge Thread by the posting of inordinately large pictures, Whereas, Lt. Hortlund, feeling bad about crashing the Forum, went the extra mile by destroying his own hard drive, Whereas I'm getting really tired of all these whereas's, or is that wherei? Anyway, or is that Anywi? Whatever... I hereby beseech the Olde Ones of the MBT and the Justicar to confirm Sir Hortlund as a Knight of the Cesspool in good...err,poor...well, at least he's standing, with all the rights and privileges thereof, and ask King Meeks to please do the honors by hitting him about the head with the rubber chicken. Arise Sir Hortlund!!! SSN Hint Of The Day: Gamble with the rent money. Now sod off. [ March 03, 2003, 09:45 AM: Message edited by: Lars ]
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I say we just run his screen name through here, Free Numerology Name Reading and then mock him mercilessly.
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Now I feel bad for buying two KV-2's. Wait a minute, no I don't. Mwuhahahahaha....
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Lars replied to Hortlund's topic in Combat Mission: Barbarossa to Berlin
You say that like it's a bad thing. -
What's wrong with my Panzerschreck?
Lars replied to Industrializer's topic in Combat Mission: Barbarossa to Berlin
PS – put the Sturm squads on the bottom floor next time. -
Not here, but try these guys. Scenario Depot But you better be good!
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Lars replied to Hortlund's topic in Combat Mission: Barbarossa to Berlin
Because their hard drives never fail If it's important and you absolutely have to have it, make a backup. And if it's really important, make a hard copy. -
A dynamic flag is when you have two to defend and you get to choose which is the "real" one. Sewer movement is just that, down the holes you go. Use high quality troops or risk getting lost. Go read this. And you may want to jump over to the CMBO section and read that FAQ too. FAQ
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Hmm, don't know what happened here but you might want to back up to the last turn that worked properly and rerun it. Anybody?
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Another Dispatch from the Front! In a hard fought battle, the forces of the Motherland have dispatched the fascist scum led by the imported Swedish Leader (a Gustavus Adolphus he's not), Lt. Hortlund, due to a {wait for it}..... . . . . . . HARD DRIVE CRASH!!! Nothing like snatching defeat from the jaws of victory, eh Hortland? Don't bother playing with green troops, use conscripts and just play against the truly incompetent. SSN Hint Of The Day: Remember that your teenager is under 12 when buying tickets. Now sod off.
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Lars replied to Hortlund's topic in Combat Mission: Barbarossa to Berlin
Then I think I'll declare victory in ours, that's about what I have left. Mwuhahahaha.... -
Make sure you order the US version, unless you want your Waffen SS dressed in purple and singing Barney songs. They are very fast on the shipping, BTW.
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Lars replied to Hortlund's topic in Combat Mission: Barbarossa to Berlin
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Lars replied to Hortlund's topic in Combat Mission: Barbarossa to Berlin
It was only a 8 gig HD, how much porn could you possibly have had? Make your big one the master and go have a data recovery service get your old stuff back. P.S. – Nice job with the file backup. Sheesh, Squires these days...