Lars

If you're just going to post in dead tongues, save us the time and extend it to the rest of your body.

Check your in-box laddie. Then weep.

When troubleshooting a modem what do you think the odds are that you would hook it up to two entirely different bad phone lines? Pretty damn good apparently. Sod off the lot of you. {fair Ladies excepted of course}

Isn't that dalem's bong? Boy, is he going to be bummed. Stay out of his stash, dudes...

Happy Birthday Emma!!! Wanna let a guy in a purple raincoat buy you a drink? SSN Hint Of The Day: Remind people who lose their job that they should work harder. Now sod off. [ March 25, 2003, 09:20 AM: Message edited by: Lars ]

But dalem, I think Seanachai likes adjusting his holster.

Expression is the dress of thought, and still Appears more decent as more suitable; A vile conceit in pompous words express'd, Is like a clown in regal purple dress'd. SSN Hint Of The Day: Improve your posture by walking with your nose in the air. Now sod off.

Will wonders never cease. SSN Hint of the Day: Try whining. Now sod off.

Weapon of Minor Dimensions?

What, exactly, dear Boo, is a "SNAIL-GUNDER"? P.S. – send a turn.

Settin' by the roadside on a summer's day Chattin' with my mess-mates, passin' time away Settin' in the shadow underneath the trees Goodness how delicious! Eatin' goober peas Peas, peas, peas, peas, eatin' goober peas Peas, peas, peas, peas, eatin' goober peas When a farmer passes the soldiers have a rule To shout out at their loudest "Mr.---here's your mule!" But there is a pleasure enchantinger than these It's wearin' out your grinders eatin' goober peas Peas, peas, peas, peas, eatin' goober peas Peas, peas, peas, peas, eatin' goober peas Just before the battle the general hears a row He says "the Yanks are comin', I hear their rifles now" Turns around in wonder and what do ya s'pose he sees The Georgia Militia, eatin' goober peas Peas, peas, peas, peas, eatin' goober peas Peas, peas, peas, peas, eatin' goober peas We think this song has lasted almost long enough Though the subject is most interestin' the rhymes are mighty rough When this war is over and we're free from lice and fleas We'll kiss our wives and sweethearts And...then...we'll...Gobble goober peas. Pah, take that you Down Under Goober Pea Wanna-Be's.

I'm not really sure they grow peanuts there, Joe. Whoop, just found this, The World's Best & Freshest Peanuts! Direct to you from Kingaroy - Australia's Peanut Capital But note they are way behind our native goobers in Georgia {USA!, USA!, USA!} in production. Way to go Jimmy! (Carter that is, not you OGSF, you couldn't grow anything besides toe nail fungus). The pretenders even have a "Magic Peanut" (Australia's answer to the Magic 8-Ball). Sad really. When I asked it "Why is AussieJeff such a complete wanker?" this is what I received for a reply, "We must accept life for what it actually is - a challenge to our quality without which we should never know of what stuff we are made, or grow to our full stature." Pretty much spot on, AussieJeff has always been a challenge to quality.

Can't I go to Italy instead? The food and wine is better. Plus I hear some of the women shave. True, it's generally the upper lip, but still, it's a start. SSN Hint Of The Day: Toss things out the window: tissues, cigarettes, food wrappers, etc. Now sod off.

Correction, which makes 00. He's never quite "on" you know.

Was there ever any doubt? SSN Hint Of The Day: Practice passive aggression. Now sod off.

Funny you should mention "weak as piss". Have another Billy Beer, on the house.

Funny, I think Steve and Charles voted more than once.

I would imagine they just bolted the base plate to the floor. So given a little time, you could remove them if necessary.

Hmm, let's see what we have on tap... Grain Belt? Special X? Schlitz Malt Liquor? Billy Beer? SSN Hint Of The Day: Don’t make up your mind. Now sod off.

Quick boys, get him!!! ***WHAP***

Well Joe, looks like he's got you. Hail Sir Konrad, Knigget Incomprehensible.

Don't worry about that. I've been, err, "evaluating" Winzip for about ten years now.

Highlight the file. Hit rename. Type in whatever the bloody hell you want (just make sure it doesn't end in .txt). Send it to me. BTW, WinZip is free.

Almost forgot, The forces of Papa Kahn have been soundly defeated. The gamey sod had SMG squads and Halftracks backed up by Tigers and Jagdpanzer IV's, all hiding behind or in buildings. I had a couple of T-34's and a company of Ivans. He never had a chance.

AOL, everybody's first ISP...***sigh***... Change it from "larsvsboggs002.tot.txt" to "larsvsboggs002.tot". Or "larsvsboggs002.BIS" {Boggs Is Senile}. Or even " larsvsboggs002.IBS" {Incompetent Boggs Strikes}. The key is to delete the .TXT extension and replace it with something else before attaching the file. You were so close. You must have missed the joys of DOS not to know this. Or do as I suggested and download WinZip, then zip the file, attach it, and send it to me. Will save you time on a 56K modem as the file will be about half the size afterwards. This is the preferred option. Or get a real ISP. SSN Hint Of The Day: Pry. Now sod off.