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Lars

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  1. gAMEY uPDATE {Hey, that's kinda fun dalem.} Anyhow, Leeo, that gamey swine, has somehow hacked the CMBB code to force it to grant a ceasefire when he's losing. And just when I was going to grind the remains of his uberFinns under the treads of my T-34. I won, but I was robbed. SSN Hint Of The Day: Clean your fingernails at the dinner table. Now sod off.
  2. What do you mean? dalem's fine as a PBEM opponent. He loses just like you do.
  3. Like you can dance. Have a spasm maybe. Dance, never. Well, maybe line dance, but I doubt you could even follow directions that well.
  4. Oh, I could hide 'neath the wings Of the bluebird as she sings. The six o'clock alarm would never ring. But it rings, and I rise, Wipe the sleep out of my eyes. The shavin' razor's cold and it stings. Cheer up, Persephone. Oh, what can it mean, To a Peng Challenge believer and a Mormon homecoming queen. Cheer up, Persephone, Oh, what can it mean, To a Peng Challenge and a Mormon homecoming queen. Roight then, that's enough of that. THE RULES then, short and sweet: S) Go away. O) Go even further away. D) {***sigh***} If you’re still reading this, you’re still too close. But if you insist, PAY ATTENTION!, or go away. O) This is the Peng Challenge. Challenge someone SPECIFIC, just make sure it’s not Peng. Try a newbie SSN such as yourself, not a Knigget or an Old One. If you don’t know what a SSN, Knigget, or Old One is, go away. F) The key word being CHALLENGE, sound off like you have inherited a pair from someone other than your pet hamster. If you can’t manage this, go away. F) Do not sound off about your pair. Try to act like you have a modicum of wit, style and panache OR Half of a Brain. If you won’t keep this thought in your Half of a Brain, we will boot it to the other Half, and you will go away. !) If you have any questions at all, post absolutely NOTHING! We will get back to you at our earliest inconvenience. And go away (are you starting to see a trend here?).
  5. Ooh, that's going to leave a mark. Two King Tigers? In three turns? To 45mm popguns? To Pondscum's 45mm popguns? For shame, Hortlund, for shame. In other news, been a very busy weekend. Turns will go out late this evening. Even for MrSpkr. BTW, I hate clogged injector ports on outboards. Why does the g*ddamn wrench always have to fall off the back of the boat? SSN Hint Of The Day: Assume that your place is next to the hostess. Now sod off.
  6. Ooh, that's going to leave a mark. Two King Tigers? In three turns? To 45mm popguns? To Pondscum's 45mm popguns? For shame, Hortlund, for shame. In other news, been a very busy weekend. Turns will go out late this evening. Even for MrSpkr. BTW, I hate clogged injector ports on outboards. Why does the g*ddamn wrench always have to fall off the back of the boat? SSN Hint Of The Day: Assume that your place is next to the hostess. Now sod off.
  7. Since it brought my system to a crawl as the spell checker seized up, it can only be Gaylord. SSN Hint Of The Day: Ask the stewardess a question every five minutes or so. Now sod off.
  8. Since it brought my system to a crawl as the spell checker seized up, it can only be Gaylord. SSN Hint Of The Day: Ask the stewardess a question every five minutes or so. Now sod off.
  9. Ladies of the Pool, could you help this clueless Knigget? Oh, and Hortlund, add that deleted bit to your next turn. For research purposes, yah, that's it, research...
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