Stuka
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SplMensch, for someone who forfeited all their games to concentrate on their 'once in a lifetime/golden career opportunity/big buck earning project', you seem to have a lot of time to spend doodling with screenshots.
Are you sure you haven't just been fired?
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Nice picture, a little white box with a red cross in the middle.
Wow dude, awesome game.
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Thanks for the lovely visual,
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Gets you all hot, does it?
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Hmmmm....
An athletic fireman who doesn't like girls eh?
Who also likes to dress up in uniform?
Sounds like several members of the 'Village People' all rolled up into one.
Not that theres anything wrong with that of course. It happens to leave more rampant totty for the rest of us real men.
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David, Ohhhh David..
*Taps watch*
Time for beddy byes little one, its a big work day tomorrow and we don't want to be all grouchy now do we?
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MrSpkr:
Hey Stukey-bird, do they teach that crap in public schools down there?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
No, it comes from personal experience.
I'd say 3 years there would be enough time to be able to speak with authority on the subject wouldn't you?
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MrSpkr:
Some half arsed dig at champion Australia<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Typical poms eh?
"Oh look, somebody is enjoying themselves, we must put a stop to this!"
You'd think they already had enough to worry about with their 3rd world, decaying country and all.
Not to mention their Silly Cow disease, and the crap weather, and their unwashed woman folk, and the price of fuel, and their penchant for Australian soap operas.
Have you ever seen an English TV 'comedy'? How many sniggering remarks about 'toilets' can an entertainment genre come up with?
Oh, by the way. "Morning Team!"
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Game Result just to hand!
The sauerkraut munching forces of OGSF have failed miserably in their efforts to wrest a small township away from the hands of the US liberation forces of yours truely.
Despite his use of a Jagdtiger thingey in a gross display of ubertankmanship, the voweled one has been thwarted, thanks in part to a plucky M10, which accounted for 3 Panthers and a teeny widdle M8 that has a PZIV and some damned A/C to its name.
OberGroobyStoobyDooby threw caution, tactics and intelligence to the wind in this battle by:
(a) Letting me take the VL's unopposed and
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Then sitting back, scratching his head and saying "feck, how do I remove him from those VL's now?"Lorak, if you will....
Stuka: Winner! 60
OGSF: Looooser! 40
Yes, yes, I know its not the complete drubbing you would normally expect to see handed out from your old Uncle Stukey, but he had that steeenky jagdwotsit and the are a trifle hard to kill.
(damned thing had 2 pershings, an M10, a field gun and a bunch of infantry on its scorecard. Its a good thing they are slower moving than Mensch on Drano.)
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The historically inaccurate man, lets call him Smench to protect his identity, is known to throw 150mm rickets around like the shower of dandruff from his thinning bonce every time he takes his mickey mouse hat off.
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Thank you Babralooey, I left that one dangling in the breeze like a .........big, dangly, breezy thing and you picked it up like the champion you are.
Congrats!
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It would appear that your 3 options (or variations of them), are very similar to the options open to commanders in real life.
There are only so many ways to skin a cat.
How else would you like to achieve your objective?
The thrill of CM is to be able to counter your opponent's moves to your own advantage.
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Just past my tuesday lunchtime.
Now off to bed children, its time to dream of how great it would be to be me.
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But can you run with those tanks?
I saw a movie once where some guy did so it must be true.
BTS should fix this!
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A 20mm sized hole in me would tend to slow me down a bit.
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mace:
Big Whoopy Do!
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Damn Newbies.....Cheeky young whelps is all you are, wheres Blowsmice to give you the thrashing you so richly deserve?
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Roight!
All of you stand up and start applauding.. No, don't ask why, just whoop and cheer and...why yes Bauhaus a Mexican wave just be just dandy.
Its your old Uncle Stukey's 1000th post!
A coming of age, an ascent into elder statehood, a transmogrification into divine being if you will.
Thank you, thank you all.
Now leave your offerings on Peng's sofa and sod off.
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Phillies Phan:
I'm itching
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You should get some ointment on that.
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by chrisl:
you can be forgiven a lack of knowledge of the finer points of fruit products that one puts on toast in the morning. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Forgive me, Cristinel for I was traumatized as a child by the evil Ernie & Bert on 'Sesame street', who appeared to live on the Amuuuurkin staple diet of "peanut butter and jelly sandwiches"
I remember thinking (as an 8 yr old child), "what kind of sick society puts jello and peanut butter together in a sandwich?"
And I've hated Amurikans ever since.
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Don't Amurikans call "jelly" what the rest of the universe calls 'jam"?
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lawyer:
Beer is too important for personal prejudices.
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Quite right, which is why I am inviting all of you (except the SSN's/FAGGIT's/FNG's) around to my place to sample the best beer on the planet.
My own special Home Brew.......!
Oh yes, you can forget your Wild Turkey 101, this nectar is for gods.
With 11 secret herbs and spices (well kinda) and aged the appropriate time in my uber secret beer shed under controlled conditions (ie dark and thats about it) the result is a beer that gives a taste sensation similar to an angel dancing on your taste buds and a knee to the groin/Liverpool kiss kind of sensation to your brain.
Its made me the man I am today.
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mace:
All within 30 turns....'tis a beautiful thing
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What the Sheepish one fails to mention is the Tiger, 2 Pzkw IV's, Whirblewind, 2 or 3 Puma's and about 7 H/T's that I had to defend against with 3 guns and 1 aircraft. (none of which actually killed anything)
All the hard work was done by the PBI (poor bloody infantry) and they did his majesty proud.
Oh yeah, Mace also used plenty of Feck'in big arty too. Baasstarrrd!
Then sitting back, scratching his head and saying "feck, how do I remove him from those VL's now?"
Go tell the Outerboards, Stranger,That Here Obedient to Their Laws We Challenged Peng
in Combat Mission Archive #3 (2001)
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Thermoploppy, no-one here (with the possible exception of Mace and Bauhaus) is in the least bit interested in you or what you have to say.