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All Right, Who's Peng??
Stuka replied to ConfusedBuyer's topic in Combat Mission Battle for Normandy
What sort of camel? A pretty Saudi camel or the more swarthy, yet mischievious and alluring Persian camel? It makes all the difference you know...when you are cold and lonely in the desert at night...just ask NGCavscout. -
All Right, Who's Peng??
Stuka replied to ConfusedBuyer's topic in Combat Mission Battle for Normandy
I had a case of Statisoriosis once but with some cream and fresh socks twice a day it cleared up just fine. -
Fortunately for your endangered Krautruppen, I am on vacation as of tomorrow and will be enjoying the sights, sounds and beers of Munich, Nuremberg and a lovely mountain chalet in the Austrian Alps for Christmas. I will be bothered by your impudent mewlings not a whit. Going against tradition this year I will not be sending you your much anticipated lump of coal. Not only do you not deserve it, but I know you would only waste it trying to heat your spotty arse up. Enjoy your driveway shovelling duties in the ice-hell of Akron.
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In the annuls of war crimes against vegetation, Boo's final solution against shrubbery appears to require a field gun of some large-ish calibre. There's none of my troops affected of course, except the squad horticulturalist, PFC Greenthumb who is quite upset by it all. Greenthumb is from Ohio needless to say and if any Booian shells fall in a corn field (Normandy being known for corn) there'll be hell to pay.