Papa Khann

So you're the guy who ordered the poofter drink? That's one of Australia's greatest mysteries solved. Mace </font>

I keep telling you that your ankles are too damned thick for stiletto heels you floosie. </font>

Reminds me of something Shary said once. Come to think of it, I believe she was referring to you, Lars. Papa

And I can't help but notice, Joe, that they kicked you out of Texas... Papa

Well did you at least get to have some fruit with your beer? How many times do I need to explain to you morons that if it's beer, it ain't the best beer unless you're supposed to have fruit with it. Geez.... Papa

Lady Moraine Sedai, Clearly, Lars should be flogged. Plus, his posts about me are mostly false. I am too wearing pants. I would send a shrubbery, but as the oaf Lars has pointed out, here in the hinterland we expect snow tonight, so obtaining flora may prove difficult. I would attempt to pot Boo and deliver him to you posthaste, but by his own admission his feet are enormous and finding a suitable vessel in which to pot him may also prove difficult. Besides, sending Boo could be interpretted as an affront, which without question I would seek to avoid. Now that you've chosen to reveal that dainty yet daunting 6" stiletto heels comprise a portion of your wardrobe, I hate Hiram all the more. Papa PS Have I mentioned lately that I hate Hiram?

I've always thought of Yeaknob or whatever the heck his name is as an expectorant. Papa PS I still hate you, Hiram. Apparently without quite the panache with which Boo hates you, but it's pure unmitigated hatred, nonetheless.

Hiram run out of Viagra again? </font>

You aim too high. It'll be the Seven Dwarves. </font>

You mean there are still LIVING city-employed hippie activist recycling-gatherers in your neighborhood? Have you gone soft on us? Papa PS Corona. Mmmmmm good. Beer and fruit. It just doesn't get any better than that. PPS Well ok, maybe beer, fruit, and a stick in the eye of dalem, Lars, and Seanachai during drunken Third Reich. PPPS Is anything that Lars does done in a not-drunken state? Just wondering. PPPPS So when?

Don't let them fool you. These two are members of the Bourbon Club. Papa

<large>Calico Sam Bonney</large> Often indecisive, you can't even choose a favorite color. You're apt to follow wherever the wind blows you, just like Calico Jack Rackham, your namesake. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr! Papa

You scare me. Papa

Those last few are the some of the best posts ever made by the culprits in question... If only the forum would malfunction on a more regular basis. Papa

I thought we weren't supposed to sound off about our pair. Papa

I thought we weren't supposed to sound off about our pair. Papa

So will you two be wearing your special birthday outfits? Papa

So will you two be wearing your special birthday outfits? Papa

My plumbing is stopped up. I have no suitable chemicals on hand with which to unstop it. I blame dalem. Papa PS Happy Birthday, twit.

My plumbing is stopped up. I have no suitable chemicals on hand with which to unstop it. I blame dalem. Papa PS Happy Birthday, twit.

I'm sensing a theme growing on Boo. Apparently it has something to do with Emrys emptying his bladder. It's an odd fixation (then again this is Boo I'm talking about here, so I'm hardly surprised). At Emrys' age, I'd think he'd just upend the bag. Papa

I'm sensing a theme growing on Boo. Apparently it has something to do with Emrys emptying his bladder. It's an odd fixation (then again this is Boo I'm talking about here, so I'm hardly surprised). At Emrys' age, I'd think he'd just upend the bag. Papa

Ah, a day on the lake with sunshine, beer, Lars, dalem, and the ever tolerant Shary. What more could a man ask for? An opportunity to give both Lars and dalem a good shove off the back of the boat, no doubt. Papa PS Had it not been for the cauterwauling of Lars and dalem, I'd have made it to the blonde's boat before the anchor was up. Bastiches, the both of them. Rotten bastiches. PPS Lars is truly in a class by himself. No one else I know can stay completely dry while purportedly "swimming" in his Captain America Junior Fan Club swimming shorts, only to become completely wet while attempting to drive the boat back to the dock.

Seanachai, sorry to hear the news. Papa

"Even more so of St. Paul"? Is that some sort of veiled insult aimed at those of us who currently reside "across the river"? Or is it a minor compliment intended to redress some small portion of the unending run-of-the-mill snobbery aimed at East Siders by every West End piker and his third cousin twice removed from his mother's side? Papa