Papa Khann

Kitty, My email sucks. I can't get any turns through to Boo, and am sorely lacking in the types of emails you mention. Though I apparently have no suitable email to trade, I plead with you to take pity on me and forward the "hot girl on girl action" etc. mail to me. Papa

Boo, Tried yet again to write the final chapter of my new epic - "The Infamous Boo Radley File 49 Transfer Affair". And again, I hang my head in shame, as apparently the likes of dalem and Lars have met with success while I continue to fail. Clearly, MSN does not take the finer qualities of the sender into account when selecting the emails it shall deign to transmit. Have fun visiting with your relatives. Papa

Boo, Tried yet again to write the final chapter of my new epic - "The Infamous Boo Radley File 49 Transfer Affair". And again, I hang my head in shame, as apparently the likes of dalem and Lars have met with success while I continue to fail. Clearly, MSN does not take the finer qualities of the sender into account when selecting the emails it shall deign to transmit. Have fun visiting with your relatives. Papa

Boo, I tried the alternate e-mail addy you provided, and received the same bounce-back and error message tripe from MSN (which apparently stands for Mostly Sucks Nuggets, since I recall having these same sorts of problems with them on more than one occassion when I had the misfortune to be counted among their customers). Go on, try the bust size increaser. Given where you're starting from lad, nearly any change has got to be an improvement. Papa

Boo, I tried the alternate e-mail addy you provided, and received the same bounce-back and error message tripe from MSN (which apparently stands for Mostly Sucks Nuggets, since I recall having these same sorts of problems with them on more than one occassion when I had the misfortune to be counted among their customers). Go on, try the bust size increaser. Given where you're starting from lad, nearly any change has got to be an improvement. Papa

Lard, I believe dalem is a card-carrying member of the Good Ol' Boys dojo. They don't actually practice martial arts. (They don't actually get off the couch much either.) But when they do decide to take action watch out. For when the smoke clears, there may not be many left standing. Now send a turn, you git. Boo, your idjit filter seems to be malfunctioning. Unless of course it's designed to prevent idjits such as yourself from recieving CM turns from your betters, in which case it's working just fine. Please adjust the settings so that I can continue to shoot up your tanky thingies. Papa

Lard, I believe dalem is a card-carrying member of the Good Ol' Boys dojo. They don't actually practice martial arts. (They don't actually get off the couch much either.) But when they do decide to take action watch out. For when the smoke clears, there may not be many left standing. Now send a turn, you git. Boo, your idjit filter seems to be malfunctioning. Unless of course it's designed to prevent idjits such as yourself from recieving CM turns from your betters, in which case it's working just fine. Please adjust the settings so that I can continue to shoot up your tanky thingies. Papa

So you're saying that, unlike yourself, I've got room to grow? Papa

So you're saying that, unlike yourself, I've got room to grow? Papa

Boo-Boo, I hate to interrupt your display of charm and wit with Senor Boggs (or is it "Senior Boggs"?), but could you spend a moment or two cleaning out your in-box please? The turns are bouncing off the cavalcade of clown porn you've no doubt downloaded to use in your next exchange with Boggs. Come to think of it, it's not unlike the way your 37mm AT shells are bouncing off the armor on my tanks. Or the way innuendo bounces off that slab of meat you've got perched atop your shoulders. Or.... Papa

Boo-Boo, I hate to interrupt your display of charm and wit with Senor Boggs (or is it "Senior Boggs"?), but could you spend a moment or two cleaning out your in-box please? The turns are bouncing off the cavalcade of clown porn you've no doubt downloaded to use in your next exchange with Boggs. Come to think of it, it's not unlike the way your 37mm AT shells are bouncing off the armor on my tanks. Or the way innuendo bounces off that slab of meat you've got perched atop your shoulders. Or.... Papa

If you need help Seanachai, let me know. </font>

If you need help Seanachai, let me know. </font>

Admittedly, we have done less well in this game than we had hoped. Admittedly, we have taken slightly more casulties than one might deem acceptable for an operation of this nature. Admittedly, were we actually a commander in the Axis forces during the period of time portrayed, the repositioning of our command staff to the Russian Front would have been immediate. But hey, it's a game, there's always next time, dalem cheats, the sun was in our eyes, the scenario is unbalanced, and to top it all off I may have eaten something that disturbed my sleep the night before I completed the setup and first turn orders. So there. Papa

Losing? Losing? Ye gods you lamer, we haven't even made CONTACT yet. It's turn freaking 3 and already this one has been whining to me in his emails to please hurry up and move towards his lines faster. Lars, obviously your limited attention span (limited no doubt to alcohol, poodles, and the game formerly known as Twister) is hard pressed to focus for more than 3 turns without something exploding. Either that or you've mistaken me for Boo. Patience, grasshophead. You'll get yours soon enough. Papa

Again, Boo's rapier wit strikes a blow unto my very marrow. Papa PS It's bumptious, you boob.

Lol Boo .. so funny to hear you use that term... I haven't heard it since childhood and always thought it was Glasgow slang!!!! Please enlighten me.. </font>

Why not save on fuel by just hopping in and running it while it's parked in the garage? Preferably with all the garage doors and windows closed. And sealed. Papa

I find this aspect of dalem's personality fascinating (that is, if we can agree that even one thing about dalem is indicative of having a "personality"). By his own admission, he'll play anything. But he won't send a setup. When he receives a setup, he simply clicks the "Go" button, paying little to no attention to how his troops are deployed. (I suspect he processes most of his turns this way too... A supposition I find particularly distressing, since I am currently losing to him. Then again, even chimpanzees must have their day now and again.) So, Einstein, how much different can it be for you to send a setup than it can be to receive one? Inquiring minds want to know. Papa PS You all think I'm making this up, don't you?

Damnit, Papa Khann ... Sound Off LIKE Ya Got A Pair, Don't Sound Off ABOUT Your Pair ... from the sounds of it that would be good advice for you. Joe </font>

Boo, Boo, Boo. Still dangling that old excuse that, of course, you meant to sound like an idjit and therefore really aren't one? Nice try, old chum. Time to clean out the boat and try on some new tackle. And regarding the failure of your direct frontal assault... Might there, I wonder, be a small chance that it failed because it was (oh say just for instance) a direct frontal assualt on a prepared position? No, that couldn't be it. After all, this is Generalissimo Boo freaking Radley we're talking about here. You must be right. It was because I always grasp at the obvious (note how quickly I picked up on the fact that you're an idjit?). And speaking of dalem's post count, I can only look at his and some others who shall remain unnamed [but basically I mean lamers like Joe, Lars, Seanachai before he finally blew a fuse, and pretty much all the rest of you 4 digit types (Ladies of the Pool excepted, of course)], then look at my own tiny digit and feel inadequate. Yes, that's it, downright inadequate. Papa

As a matter of fact no. But now that you mention it, that gap-toothed grin of yours sure does show off some plaque. Papa

Thanks a lot, Lars. Now I'll spend the rest of my day trying not to picture the caterwauling band of twisted chromosomal nightmares that would constitute wedding parties with the likes of you as best man. Papa

Dear Lars, Setup received and returned. Check thee thy inbox and return post haste. And may the best man win (I figure I've got him there, since Lars has been accused of being many things but as far as I can tell, has never once been referred to as a man.) Papa

Funny. Whenever I think of Boo I'm reminded more of some lines Strother Martin initially uttered in Cool Hand Luke... Now what we have here is failure... to communicate! This might be accounted for by my undying dream of one day laying a blackjack upside Boo-Boo's head. Papa