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Originally posted by PondScum:

PHEAR MY L33T P0PGUNZ!!! W00T!!!!!

I need a turn, ScumPile. Just one turn, mind you. (No need to send eleventy-two copies of each turn. A practice no doubt risen from your fascination with repeatedly clicking the "Send" button. And oh, by the way, you can stop asking why my Inbox always seems to be full anytime now.)

Papa

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Originally posted by YK2:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Papa Khann:

No matter which corner of depraved humanity you probe, you'll never find a more deserving bunch than exists right here.

You know Papa there is a lot of truth in what you say.

snip

I can honestly say, I don't think there is one single member on this forum that I would wish were not here.</font>

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Originally posted by YK2:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Papa Khann:

No matter which corner of depraved humanity you probe, you'll never find a more deserving bunch than exists right here.

You know Papa there is a lot of truth in what you say.

snip

I can honestly say, I don't think there is one single member on this forum that I would wish were not here.</font>

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Originally posted by YK2:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Papa Khann:

... how about a jolly sing-song that places Focker back under his cabbage?

Papa

I wonder if this was ever a chart hit I have no idea of the tune, so try whistling Dixie or somefink..

Bile Them Cabbage Down

.... jolly sing-song edited out for brevity....

Well Papa if that song doesn't have Gaylord running for cover back under his cabbage then nothing will.... </font>

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Originally posted by YK2:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Papa Khann:

... how about a jolly sing-song that places Focker back under his cabbage?

Papa

I wonder if this was ever a chart hit I have no idea of the tune, so try whistling Dixie or somefink..

Bile Them Cabbage Down

.... jolly sing-song edited out for brevity....

Well Papa if that song doesn't have Gaylord running for cover back under his cabbage then nothing will.... </font>

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Originally posted by Boo_Radley:

...I have kinfolk down there...

Boo, this confession inspires a collage of images too macabre to elucidate.

Plus you made me bombard my own guys and for that we calls you a nasty, thieving, tricksy little hobbit.

Papa

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Originally posted by Boo_Radley:

...I have kinfolk down there...

Boo, this confession inspires a collage of images too macabre to elucidate.

Plus you made me bombard my own guys and for that we calls you a nasty, thieving, tricksy little hobbit.

Papa

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Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

OGSF I'm not sure where I'll be staying in Denver the week of the 27th ... someplace obscure I think ... but if you're of a mind to get together shoot me.

Joe

On the chance that OGSF isn't up to the task of shooting Joe, I volunteer to travel to Denver and stand in for him (actually in OGSF's case, I'm guessing it'd be more like slouching in for him, but I digress).

All I'm asking of you lot is a plane ticket.

Papa

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Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

OGSF I'm not sure where I'll be staying in Denver the week of the 27th ... someplace obscure I think ... but if you're of a mind to get together shoot me.

Joe

On the chance that OGSF isn't up to the task of shooting Joe, I volunteer to travel to Denver and stand in for him (actually in OGSF's case, I'm guessing it'd be more like slouching in for him, but I digress).

All I'm asking of you lot is a plane ticket.

Papa

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Originally posted by YK2:

Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay

My, oh my what a wonderful day!

Plenty of sunshine heading my way

Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay

Mister Bluebird on my shoulder

It's the truth, it's actch'll

Ev'rything is satisfactch'll

Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay

Wonderful feeling, wonderful day!

Thanks, YK2. It's nice to read "warm" thoughts, even as one's extremities turn numb from cold.

In fact, the heat came back on late yesterday, and I'm choosing to believe that your jolly little sing-song may have had something to do with it. Good karma and all that.

One more thing. Since you appear to hold considerable sway with the powers that be (The heat is back on, I tell you all, it actually came back on! And after only 3 days of outside temperatures that approached the freezing point...) how about a jolly sing-song that places Focker back under his cabbage?

Papa

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Originally posted by YK2:

Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay

My, oh my what a wonderful day!

Plenty of sunshine heading my way

Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay

Mister Bluebird on my shoulder

It's the truth, it's actch'll

Ev'rything is satisfactch'll

Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay

Wonderful feeling, wonderful day!

Thanks, YK2. It's nice to read "warm" thoughts, even as one's extremities turn numb from cold.

In fact, the heat came back on late yesterday, and I'm choosing to believe that your jolly little sing-song may have had something to do with it. Good karma and all that.

One more thing. Since you appear to hold considerable sway with the powers that be (The heat is back on, I tell you all, it actually came back on! And after only 3 days of outside temperatures that approached the freezing point...) how about a jolly sing-song that places Focker back under his cabbage?

Papa

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Originally posted by Persephone:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by lenakonrad:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by YK2:

Ohhhhhhhhh nice eyeballs...

**Slurp**

</font>

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Originally posted by Persephone:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by lenakonrad:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by YK2:

Ohhhhhhhhh nice eyeballs...

**Slurp**

</font>

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Pillocks

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Pillocks

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Originally posted by Boo_Radley:

So, once again the forces of Worst Coastiness are defeated by a son of the midwest.

Boo, being a son of the midwest myself, I feel it is my obligation to point out that you, pillock, are a red-headed stepchild of the midwest.

Hope this clears that up.

Papa

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Originally posted by Boo_Radley:

So, once again the forces of Worst Coastiness are defeated by a son of the midwest.

Boo, being a son of the midwest myself, I feel it is my obligation to point out that you, pillock, are a red-headed stepchild of the midwest.

Hope this clears that up.

Papa

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Originally posted by Boo_Radley:

blather.... and

... you poor man's oragutan.

Has Boo finally lost his flippin marbles? What in blazes is an oragutan?

Papa

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Originally posted by Boo_Radley:

blather.... and

... you poor man's oragutan.

Has Boo finally lost his flippin marbles? What in blazes is an oragutan?

Papa

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Bottoms up.

Papa

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Bottoms up.

Papa

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Originally posted by Leutnant Hortlund:

...They dont want nice guys anyway, all they want are criminal drug addicts with bad haircuts.

So you're saying PondScum is hogging all the women? Inconceivable!

Papa

PS

{serious} Hortlund, sorry to hear you're having one of "those" sorts of bad days.{/serious}

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Originally posted by Leutnant Hortlund:

...They dont want nice guys anyway, all they want are criminal drug addicts with bad haircuts.

So you're saying PondScum is hogging all the women? Inconceivable!

Papa

PS

{serious} Hortlund, sorry to hear you're having one of "those" sorts of bad days.{/serious}

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Hey everyone, for once in his miserable life, Boo has said something worth listening to!

And so, Lard, send a fecking move. Leave the poetry to someone with more delicate sensibilities. Like that hippy dalem. At least it would give him something to do other than get all his armor [redneck filter] blowed up reel gud! [/redneck filter]

Or better yet, Lard, send a fecking move then go tinker with the engine on your boat. I want it running smooth next time you chauffeur me about the lake. And fill up the cooler with beer too. Pillock.

Papa

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Hey everyone, for once in his miserable life, Boo has said something worth listening to!

And so, Lard, send a fecking move. Leave the poetry to someone with more delicate sensibilities. Like that hippy dalem. At least it would give him something to do other than get all his armor [redneck filter] blowed up reel gud! [/redneck filter]

Or better yet, Lard, send a fecking move then go tinker with the engine on your boat. I want it running smooth next time you chauffeur me about the lake. And fill up the cooler with beer too. Pillock.

Papa