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The best Mr. T site of all time of course is the Mr. T ate my balls site. http://www.geocities.com/nkpatel/mrt/ The "damn them balls is good" photo my wife made our wallpaper about a month ago. ------------------ What do we do with a terrible liar? Well, Great liars we send into the clergy. Good liars we groom for politics. Moderate liars we supply with sherrif's badges and guns, and the bad liars, well, we make them heroin whores. So what the hell do we do with the Terrible Liars? Well, it seems we turn them into physicists called "chrisl." Peng

You got it dude. ------------------ What do we do with a terrible liar? Well, Great liars we send into the clergy. Good liars we groom for politics. Moderate liars we supply with sherrif's badges and guns, and the bad liars, well, we make them heroin whores. So what the hell do we do with the Terrible Liars? Well, it seems we turn them into physicists called "chrisl." Peng

Even I am glad to see SS back at this time. I would like to be one of the first to challange you to a TCP/IP game. The borschit recipe may have been a reference to the "of Cabbages and Kings" thread. Seriously put me on your list. ------------------ What do we do with a terrible liar? Well, Great liars we send into the clergy. Good liars we groom for politics. Moderate liars we supply with sherrif's badges and guns, and the bad liars, well, we make them heroin whores. So what the hell do we do with the Terrible Liars? Well, it seems we turn them into physicists called "chrisl." Peng

True, Hiram has surrendered. Losing by a score of 88-12. Losing to a Allied Total Victory. Losing an Axis surrender. Damnit, just losing all around. Lorak, you need to add 2 more wins to my win column please (3 if you want to count the Hiram hotseat game on Sunday). ------------------ What do we do with a terrible liar? Well, Great liars we send into the clergy. Good liars we groom for politics. Moderate liars we supply with sherrif's badges and guns, and the bad liars, well, we make them heroin whores. So what the hell do we do with the Terrible Liars? Well, it seems we turn them into physicists called "chrisl." Peng

Berli, you left me off your list. I am sure it is because of my winning record against you. No offence taken. Hiram, I don't know if your hotseat loss to me yesterday counts for anything because you were still high from the Eagles victory we witnessed together but the PBEM we still have going will leave you Elviscerated and left in a pool of your own waste. Germangirl, once my troops decide they are no longer too tired to launch the counterattack I promised you will understand what it means to fight a battle at a high level of intelligence and brute force. Meeks, looks like you split town just in time to save your butt from the shame that comes from losing to me. Peng, my ole dead friend. I fear that if I don't get some help soon I may find myself on the wrong side of victory with you. ------------------ What do we do with a terrible liar? Well, Great liars we send into the clergy. Good liars we groom for politics. Moderate liars we supply with sherrif's badges and guns, and the bad liars, well, we make them heroin whores. So what the hell do we do with the Terrible Liars? Well, it seems we turn them into physicists called "chrisl." Peng

A Great Victory is mine. (PS Kitty, being serious for a second. Several of your emails did say you were going to surender next turn and you continued to send files that kept the game going so I assumed you were joking when saying you were going to surrender. I'm sorry if I misunderstood you. I'm being serious by the way not sarcastic.) ------------------ What do we do with a terrible liar? Well, Great liars we send into the clergy. Good liars we groom for politics. Moderate liars we supply with sherrif's badges and guns, and the bad liars, well, we make them heroin whores. So what the hell do we do with the Terrible Liars? Well, it seems we turn them into physicists called "chrisl." Peng

Well, it seems Kitty the sandbagger has retreated into whatever hole she climbed out of. True, I was offered to play a different game after I had spent a half hour trying to figure out what how I was going to make the best out of a fist full of green Polish troops. I decided to play anyway. As soon as the tide turned and these weakass troops started to pound her she went from 2-3 files a day to zero. I must assume from the silence that she has done the worst kind of surrender......that's right...the kind where the other person doesn't have the decency to even send a surrender file or even tell you that they have quit...Well as any smoker will tell you...nobody likes a quiter ------------------ What do we do with a terrible liar? Well, Great liars we send into the clergy. Good liars we groom for politics. Moderate liars we supply with sherrif's badges and guns, and the bad liars, well, we make them heroin whores. So what the hell do we do with the Terrible Liars? Well, it seems we turn them into physicists called "chrisl." Peng

I have a new signature. ------------------ What do we do with a terrible liar? Well, Great liars we send into the clergy. Good liars we groom for politics. Moderate liars we supply with sherrif's badges and guns, and the bad liars, well, we make them heroin whores. So what the hell do we do with the Terrible Liars? Well, it seems we turn them into physicists called "chrisl." Peng

While it is true that I have lost more units than I care to think about so far in this game I must point out he has no idea of vast amount of troops I held in reserve. Even without reinforcments I am still in pretty good shape. So don't count your victory yet. You're like Germangirl who thinks they know my overall condition and really are without a clue. Also, you sloppy minded spleen eater, I have no arty. A real man knowing is opponant is without arty would not use his. ------------------ "To conquer death you only have to die" JC

I would like to take this time to point out that my cat Beavis is NOT fat....He's just big boned. MoJO on the other hand IS the fattest cat on the planet and will make an excellent meal. ------------------ "To conquer death you only have to die" JC

Bad craziness for MrPeng. You know our old saying "When the going gets weird the weird turn pro". Never exactly sure what that meant but I always liked the way it sounded. ------------------ "To conquer death you only have to die" JC

Old fat drugged out Elvis....well I'm not fat. ------------------ "To conquer death you only have to die" JC

At the risk of letting this pissing contest escalte...I will trow a penny or two in here as well..At around the time I returned the email to Ms. Kitty about not knowing how to save screen shots MrPeng got online and explained to me how to do it. Since most of you seem to know how to do it and I didn't you'll all know that the instructions are very simple so it didn't take me any time at all to save the shots. Your apology is accpepted. Kitty darling dearie sweetie.....You've got to lighten up. I've spoken on the phone with plenty of folks on this board and have had phone sex with none of them (with the exception ,of course, Goanna the lizardboy. What you have seen from me on this board is nothing more than gloating. Beating my chest saying how proud I am to have risen up against nearly unwinnable odds. PS I believe the bitch reference you were talking about is when I sent you an email saying "DIE BITCH DIE". I call, and have been called by, many people bitch. It is not a statement that is gender specific.But you really shouldn't let the chip you seem to have on your shoulder make you come off as petty as you seem to be. ------------------ "To conquer death you only have to die" JC

Ms. Kitty's PBEM life with me has taken a serious turn for the worse. To refresh your weak memories she sent me a sandbag game. I haave green Polish troops in a meeting engagement which were charged with crossing mostly open ground to confront 2 Tigers, a Pz IV, some type of hafttracks and what seems to be a company of vetern German troops. Also she had a couple of arty spotters. Sounds pretty bad for the King huh? Nope. She has been held off very well by stratigic placement of my weakass troops and in the last two turns lost a Tiger and the PzIV to one of my hidden Piat teams. She of course cried foul. So I took some screen shots and have saved the movies so that she may rewiew them when we are done. If I continue to pull this off it may be my most satisfing victory yet. ------------------ "To conquer death you only have to die" JC

Work and wife have slowed him down. Mostly work. But he is still around. I am glad he is devoting more time to sending me files than to post here. ------------------ "To conquer death you only have to die" JC

They said in another post that file sizes will be a little smaller than regular PBEM files. ------------------ "To conquer death you only have to die" JC

Thank god......I put a pretty good load on last night and woke up thinking I had posted something really bad on the board here.....It appears I didn't. Good. Go back to business as usual. ------------------ "To conquer death you only have to die" JC

I've posted to threads on this topic before but I still love to hear how people getting the game now heard about it. I found it, I am guessing, in the spring of '98 when there was a link to BigTime Softwares web site from Avalon Hills site. Just bored on the web one day and said "hey why don't you see if Avalon Hill is doing a computer version of Squad Leader". Sure enough they were (CM was originally called Computer Squad Leader). Then they slpit with Avalon Hill and soon after moved from their own site to Battlefront.com. The Alpha AAR really got me hooked. I waited each day to see if the results of another turn were posted. Peng was my old Squad Leader buddy and he wouldn't check the game out. Finally the beta demo was released and he checked it out and now we don't have any conversations anymore that do not center around CM. I also came out of lurking status at the time the beta demo was released (my user name had to be reset after the board crash with the release of the gold demo....but that night is a whole nother story). ------------------ "To conquer death you only have to die" JC

TCP/IP!!!!!!!! Let's see....I'm finished work tonight at 9pm there must be a redeye from Philly to Chicago...Play CM via TCP/IP in a drunken stupor until I catch flight 8457 leaving Chicago at 6:13am geting me back to work in the City of Brotherly Love in time for work at 9am on Saturday. I must find a way to make this work. ------------------ "To conquer death you only have to die" JC

The Catwoman sent me a very strange setup yesterday. I think this one might be a fun or silly game to keep track of. I received nothing but green Polish infantry. From what she is telling me she has all German armor. Assuming the point value is even for this meeting engagement she should have had enough for like 2 tanks ( I am exagrating a bit of course but there can't be many). So far no Germans have been sighted. I think I have seen the turn 3 movie. Oh yeah something else I left out...from my setup area to the VLs is almost completely flat and open ground. I would love to win this one. ------------------ "To conquer death you only have to die" JC

Up till 5am EST and I gotta tell you if was one of the strangest things I've ever seen. ------------------ "To conquer death you only have to die" JC

Lorak..thanks for taking notice but now you have to add: Cruda: loss Elvis: win Watching the election tonight has been a blast...looks like I'll be up all night. ------------------ "To conquer death you only have to die" JC

Is anyone playing a game against Kitty? If not I would like to put a challenge out right now. Hell, even if someone is. It'll be like Bobby Riggs and Billy Jean King (I get to be Billy Jean). It's time the inferior gender is taught a lesson and the bus driver is here to take her to school. Other updates: I already mentioned my loss to Meeks. It was a nifty looking very very small battle that when I surrendered I had absoultly NO units let. None...Zero...Nil. If I still had the file he sent me I would go back to see if my global moral was 0. Cruda. He just had a major set back that should make the game a walk in the woods for me. I sucker punched his last mobile King Tiger with a Zook. My global moral is at 90% and we are very deep into the game. I am sensing checkmate in 4 turns. Hiram. My methodical advance towards his in this meeting engagement is like Casias Clay beating up the kid from "The Sixth Sense". He has troops running in every direction because he is trying to find a place to hide them....There is no place to hide. Germangirl. This will be a very ugly a bloody game. We have each taken some losses. So far his seem to be much greater than mine but it is hard to tell at this point. Peng. I guess we are still playing but I get about one file a week from him so I forget sometimes. Kitty. Send a setup file. Any type of game any side. Or if you would like to just send your surrender across you can do that too. ------------------ "To conquer death you only have to die" JC

My unconditional surrender has been sent to Meeks. If I had any surviors I am sure he would treat them right...But I didn't. Lorak you bitch mark me down for another loss.....even if you still haven't given me credit for Peter surrendering to me yet. ------------------ "To conquer death you only have to die" JC

I'm hoping you beta testers can (with Steve, Charles, Matt and Dans blessing of course) use this thread to give us information on how the tseting is going. Who won. What features are working great. Maybe even answer a question or two. ------------------ "To conquer death you only have to die" JC