Mace
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Ok...who let the Dutch in?!
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You can't sell fresh milk from a cow? Are you kidding? America was raised on raw milk from cows!
mmmmm raw milk full of bacterial goodness.
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Perhaps some Moon, and a hint of Kwazydog?
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So....
it was the Brust of times then?
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WHAT A GREAT IDEA!!!!
Pad all the funded defence projects with dross so when Treasury demand budget cuts you can just drop the more inane ones leaving the sexy ones intact.
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That's because there's not much in there to get in it's way.
You know if you stick your finger in one of Mace's ears (eww) and listen very carefully at the other, you can hear the ocean.
I'll have you know that sound cannot propagate through a vacuum. So there!
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Smaller Nora is 'Hit Girl'.
Tra la, la, la, lalalala
Tra la, la, la, lalalala!
One banana, two banana, three banana, four.
Four bananas make a bunch and so do many more.
Over hill and highway the banana buggies go
Comin' on to bring you The Banana Splits Show.
Und ruhig fliess der Rhein...
Oh poo,
....that song is just going to play through my mind non stop for the rest of the day.
PS don't recall the germanic bit at the end of the song however.
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I must once again do my bit for the American economy
Didn't you do enough damage to it the first time?
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legalize drugs...that'll screw a lot of people up!
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Birds, trees, small dogs... certain cloud formations... a child's smile. They all pretty much whisper to me "Mace is a nitwit!", to which I invariable reply, "Pfft! Tell me something I don't know!"
So you hear voices, is that what you're saying?
**backs away slowly**
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Mace is from [sneer] Victoria [/sneer] which is actually on a latitudional par with [sneer] South Australia [/sneer] so in actuality both Mace and Speedy are sixth pillar drunks...not that theres anything wrong with that.
That reminds me....I've got a beer in the fridge!
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Well he is from South Australia....don't cha know.
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give me a merry 'Feck Off, Old One!'
That's far too easy, and taking the fun right out of it, so how about a
'How bloody great it is to see you again, dear, dear friend'?
hmmm I just choked on a bit of bile then. Bleh!
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his delicate rear areas.
Boo's hemorrhoids playing up again?
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I'd kill them if I were you, take no chances.
Oooh that's bad karma that is. Besides they're kinda cute and go very well with that terracotta color.
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So what time zone and gutter location is your alcohol stupified presence permeating at this moment.
Well I didn't see him while I was holidaying up at the sunshine coast. Lucky me eh?
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....That first Orc that gets killed.
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And Stuka? May flights of angels sing thee to sleep.
it's a change from the copious amounts of alcohol he drinks.
Happy birthday for yesterday Stukes, ya daft Queenslander.
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So, a genuine military collectable that GR can mount on his mantlepiece.
What a shame the rest of the tank isn't attached.
(although it'd be a bugger to hang the entire AFV from the mantlepiece)
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Public servants are always underpayed[ /insert sound of whips and handcuffs]
Yeh but think of all the free pens (you know, the ones you stick in your shirt pocket and forget about, only to rediscover it once you get home)!
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The man, who was not named by the police
**phew** Just as well.
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i remembered the good old days when i used to make an absolute idiot of myself here on this board!
And just like riding a bike, you've never forgotten how!
Hi Sturmy
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Hello ladies! Miss me?Yes, and we're quite upset about it ... we TOLD Michael he needed a telescopic sight.
Joe
Aha! So the Justicar is a lady?!!!
And Bauhaus, did an inner spring poke up through your seat?
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A wee tip fer ye, Mace. A Kiwi told mae tha' af ye herd tha sheep tawarrrds the aidge o' a cliff, they'll tend tae back oop aintae ye. Noo, did'nae thank mae. Did'nae e'en be seen talkin' tae mae. Ye're vurry welcome.
Yes yes yes, I already know that!
You can return to your porridge and haggis, thank you very much
The Peng Challenge Thread – Never Safe to Say
in Combat Mission Shock Force 1
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Yeh but....
C**t is probably one of the most offensive swear words in the English speaking countries don't cha know?
It's right up there with Justicar.
So we tend to behave because the mighty hand of Steve might descend and smite us all.