Mace
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Lars is no "tomcat" more like "chipmonk", if you get my drift.
ooh! I saw a chipmonk while in Canada a few years back! They're cute.
Lars however looks nothing like one.
Are you doing hallucinogens again?
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Six months in the desert. Four pounds of throbbing meat. Yeah, I can believe it.
four pounds of throbbing meat?
I thought camels were heavier than that.
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You should sleep better tonight.
Hey he sleeps better any time. it's his age don't cha know? He's prone to doze off at the most inopportune times.
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Some points here.
Work has blocked 'battlefront'...our IT area is manned by a pack of inconsiderate, moronic, elitist, pathetic, stupid, idiotic, evil, and not very nice bastages!!!!
And Oddstralia? where's that? never 'eard of it. Is it a nice place? Doesn't sound very nice! Let's nuke em!
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Your local landfill, I would imagine.
What a quality response! **applauds**
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I'm waiting for that drink....anyone want to buy an old vet a vodka?
I'll buy you one. But you have to come here to get it.
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It's ALIVE. I thought you had slashed your wrists, or sumfink.
Well I did, but the alcohol that's gradually replaced my blood evaporates quickly so I can't bleed all over the place.
You still getting over "That Game" ??Yep and have adopted the Cat's creedo of 'there's always next season'!
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btw. I thought the DH2 was a kewl looking airplane.
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Excellent ... so we can count on seeing an improvement in his posts.
OH I DON'T THINK SO!!!
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It just turned midnight here and Mace has turned into a pumpkin.
More a couch potato.
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I can recall sitting on my Uncle's porch up at Parkes NSW watching the huntsmen spiders prey on the insects drawn by the porch light.
I like hunstmen spiders....they're cute and relatively benign for a spider.
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Ohhh-errr, sounds a bit saucy eh what?
Not as saucy as her profit and loss statement.
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Yeah sure, Government-boy. Your idea of anarchy is throwing paperclips in the garbage instead of re-using them.
I NEVER discard paperclips!
You can make little animals from them, or use one end of them for cleaning out wax-congested ear canals.
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No Rulez!!!!!
ANARCHY!!!!!!
Best rules ever!
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Yeah, way to sink quietly beneath the waves there 'Coventried one'. I was so looking forward to a good flare up and subsequent explosion and it just.....went.
Damn ignoring users! It takes the fun out of a meltdown!!! **mad**
Must be some behind the scenes scullduggery methinks, a conspiracy of Kettlerian proportions. Perhaps a crack assassination team of Seanachian mind control droids have infiltrated the remote highlands of outer Oregan and committed a spiriting away? No doubt using reptiloid assistance and a Panzer turreted UFO for the getaway to the secret Gnome base in Antarctica.and...lay off the hallucinogens m'kay?
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When you say "go in the water" do you mean that in the physical sense or the urological sense.
Hmmm, you may be onto the cause of the polution problem.
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I'm trying to improve the average IQ of my new homeland.
Anything you bring with you to boost the national IQ average will be more than offset by your own short comings.
**detects possiblity of some future boozing at a local pub**
err... moving to Melbourne?
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there's the amusing notion that I should care about Australian GEOGRAPHY!
You're an American!
You should show little care for any form of geography outside your national borders!!!!
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Much better than sending them a remittance while they do nothing but lie around on the beach drinking cheap Ozzie beer and getting sand between their toes, eh?
OH NO IT ISN'T!!!
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Introducing Michael Emrys LGSBofP (who is not very cooperative in sending a user friendly piccy) taking a self portrait.
I can see why he's so abrupt at times!
Those prominent hemorrhoids must be causing him agony.
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And if she had 'accidentally' run you over with the car 10 years ago , she most likely would have gotten out on parole by now.
Sometimes the old jokes are the best!
But in your case...
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Happy Birthday Mr. Joe Shaw, sir.
I hope you realise you reached retirement age some 50 years ago?
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That show was the BEST!
Spoken like a true Queenslander!
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god chosen Northern Hemisphere.
You mean 'chosen' for a disaster of biblical proportions?
(yeh I know I'm late, and only just arrived to this thread, and have a lot of catching up to do, but you all know how it is!)
PS I like Elvis' rules. Brief, succinct and to the point.
Peng Challenges the Oddstralians to Make Good
in Combat Mission Shock Force 1
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In a perfect world maybe?