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I also want to thank who ever discovered the affect of alcohol. Thank you very much. Mace

You know, you guys and gals are so special to me, but then again I am currently so inebriated I'll say anything. Tomorrow, I'll probably go back to despising the whole bloody lot of you. Oh, except for Kitty who I don't despise what so ever, in fact she is such a babe. O and the other ladies of the pool Persephone, YK2 and the new psuedo-gal Roxy, who always add a bit of femininity to a place normally the domain of sweaty males who partake of a bit of chest beating, and size comparison. Oh, and then there's the old uns, who started this whole bloody thing off, and keep me off the streets (except when I go off for a booze-up, like tonight). Group hug!!!! Mace [edited because I'm not too drunk to recognise a spellink misteak when I see one (or two, or three or....] [ August 16, 2002, 08:24 AM: Message edited by: Mace ]

That's all very fine, but can I actually enquire as to the merchandise you're selling, ol' donkey pal. Mace

We'll, it did work for Kitty and then it worked very well for me. *sighs after reminiscing* Mace [ August 15, 2002, 04:30 AM: Message edited by: Mace ]

Oh hahahaha hehehehe You're so funny! It must have taken you all week to think that one up. Mace

Bloody Vermin. *BLAM* (\_/) (X.X - --- -- ---=> (")(") That dealt with them. Mace [ August 15, 2002, 04:24 AM: Message edited by: Mace ]

I'd be willing to pay to see both the Glasgow kiss and the kick delivered. Mace

Admit it, you're jealous. Mace

*sings* Folks are dumb where I come from!. Mace

Thanks for sharing the photos with us guys. Would have been great to be there. Mace

I had the choice of the CMBB beta, or the quiz. I chose the beta, proving I have the highest IQ of the lot. Mace

*grins* Mace

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This is a union site. We have a powerful union. Are you really sure you want to take us on? Then wtf are you doing here? The door's over there. *points to exit* Go off and play with your toy soldiers. That'll keep you occupied until puberty kicks in and you'd rather play with girls. ...toodles! Hmmm, a peeing fetish. I don't think you'll get any satisfaction here so could I suggest a visit to your nearest brothel. Now SOD OFF, there's a good little deviant. Mace

Good night Persephone. Make sure this unruly mob behave themselves. Mace

So...the potty training complete at last? Mace

*wipes away a tear*. That was beautiful. Brought a tear to my eye, that did. Mace [ August 09, 2002, 07:22 AM: Message edited by: Mace ]

Gentlemen of the MBT. Another oxymoron. Mace

Shouldn't that be Aye if they are used, and Naye if they aren't? In that case Aye. I mean Naye. I mean...never mind. Mace

Very good, Squire Simon, your education is progressing nicely. Of course there are also wagon wheels, tim tams, jaffas..... Mace

Right! I have a 4x2 and I'm not afraid to use it! Let me put this gently to you *THWACK*. The Earth rotates, therefor the side that faces sun is what is called in 'daylight' *THWACK*. Both South and *THWACK* Northern Hemispheres. Eg Japan (North Hemisphere) is roughly in the same timezone as Australia (Southern Hemisphere). Ergo *THWACK* when we are facing the sun they are facing the sun. Ergo it is daytime there when it is daytime here *THWACK*. The reason our North American collegues are in the land of nod *THWACK* when we are awake is not because they are *THWACK* in the Northern Hemisphere, but because *THWACK* they are in another time zone *THWACK*. Sheesh, Kiwi education - an oxymoron? Mace [ August 07, 2002, 07:57 PM: Message edited by: Mace ]

Seanachai, Yes it is a trial but I still manage to get by. Mace

Let's play spot the obvious and glaring mistake. (clue: the Earth rotates which way?) Mace

*spritzes tea all over the monitor* Crikey, that's a revelation of biblical proportions. Mace