Mace

Hey, I was alive last time that uber-footy team won the grand-final. (worth a smiley just to show my contempt) Mace

I was sitting in your cat litter tray, running the fine but slightly soiled grains through my hands and disparing at your prolonged absence. But, my top aussie-shiela, there is one thing I've been meaning to ask you since I last celebrated your birthday in my own very special way........ *sits on Kitty's lap* ....can I put my clothes back on? The cold weather's playing havoc with my extremities. Mace

Burning? Isn't that the eventual idea? Mace

*pulls up another deck chair, applies some factor 30 sunscreen and dons his favorite sun glasses then settles down.* Hey Lars.... *Reaches over and looks through Lars' esky, finds nothing worth drinking and so cracks a bottle of VB from his own* How long.... *takes a long tug at the bottle* AAAAaaaaaaaa *UUUUUURRRRRP* Scusey. ....do you think he'll be rolling on the ground in agony when YK2 rearranges his genitalia with a quick kick to the yarbles? My bet's 20 minutes. Mace [ June 12, 2003, 04:20 AM: Message edited by: Mace ]

I think of him more of the Cow Pat that one inadvertantly steps in and then spends some time trying to wipe off in long grass. Come to think about, that's how I feel of the majority here. Mace

Can we say plagiarise? Mace

All this nagging ...it seems... somehow familiar? CRIKEY!!! You're my wife!!!! Mace

Ummm, the tools come with the game...all you need is the unreal editor that is included in the installation. Mace

Welcome back, Sir Simon, I remember with fondness your skill in mucking out the sheep pen. Sorry about your dad though. Time does heal and eventually you'll remember your dad and smile. Mace

Ahhh...good ol' Joe, always looking for the complicated answers to life (and bringing his haemarroids into the conversation). The reason Australians live where we do is quite simple... we're trying to get as far away from you as possible and still enjoy decent weather. Mace

Looks like I used the correct bait and landed a big one. Now should I fillet him or wrap him in silver foil and broil him? Mace PS Lars, I'll send you my home address so you can send me the $50.

Seanachai would no doubt love to have a battle of wits with you, but It's doubtful you're equipped. Mace PS My bet is this one of our frequently banned ex-members attempting another bit of a 'stir of the pot' [ June 07, 2003, 01:57 AM: Message edited by: Mace ]

Given your social standing on the cesspoolpecking order* - I would suggest you start you sentence with 'I suggest' or 'I think it would be a spiffy idea' or better yet 'Here's $50 if we...'. We have trained professionals to make rules. Hundreds of highly skilled professionals working in all forms of Government. Unfortunately they don't post here so we have to make to do with the old-uns. Mace * At your level of the social ladder, when you look up all you see is (us) as*holes. [ June 06, 2003, 05:35 PM: Message edited by: Mace ]

<fontsize = 10> YES PLEASE!!!! </font> Mace

Not me, I ask for chips. Mace

Gesundheit. *passes tissue* It's always a pleasure, after fighting the good fight, dealing with the outies, fighting adversity ...yadda yadda yadda... to come back home to a MBT that has a dame of the pool's ever-loving touch. *places muddy boots on the drawing table and sinks slowly into a lounge chair* Yep, sure is. Mace PS Pawbroon..come back! Time for another Aussie-French scrummage in the back yard!

Glad you asked. It's an aussie device specially made for carrying beer. However if you put a top over it it's used for procreation. beer carrier: for procreation: Mace [ May 31, 2003, 02:44 AM: Message edited by: Mace ]

There's a difference? Mace

Crikey, it's me ol' banana-bending mate. Did you get released on good behaviour? Mace

Sod that. I'm still waiting for the check (American spelling, we all know the correct spelling is cheque) as payment for my loyalty. Mace

Oh I don't know... your 'squishy fruit' incident was bloody hilarious. Mace

*thinks* Oh, is that what you mean by old members? Mace

whoops double post [ May 17, 2003, 07:56 PM: Message edited by: Mace ]

So?...... The conquest of Australia is now off? Mace

The lovely lass had them mounted on her trophy wall years ago (just as well I wasn't using them). Mace