MrSpkr Posted December 26, 2009 Share Posted December 26, 2009 Maybe you can now figure out how to send a turn? Merry Christmas to all. Last night I got the best Christmas present ever...my son and his wife announced that they were pregnant. If all goes well the baby is due first week of July.How did your son get pregnant? Is Yeknadothon involved? Congrats, you old coot! Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 26, 2009 Share Posted December 26, 2009 You'd look good in a full-body cast. Any of you. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted December 26, 2009 Share Posted December 26, 2009 You'd look good in a full-body cast. Any of you. Michael Preferably enbalmed, brain and heart removed and tucked inside a pyramid... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted December 26, 2009 Share Posted December 26, 2009 ... I should think they would be stuffing them in for Emrys's epic afterlife journey to the corner shop, Mortality R Us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 26, 2009 Share Posted December 26, 2009 Merry Christmas you pukes. And a Happy New Year to all but Shaw, who is an idjit. Steve Perhaps so ... but at least I'm HERE ... where have YOU been, you slacker? Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 26, 2009 Share Posted December 26, 2009 ...at least I'm HERE ... ...To our very great regret. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 27, 2009 Author Share Posted December 27, 2009 Which reminds me, why do the zippers on body bags have handles on the inside? Michael Speaking from experience, are we? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 27, 2009 Author Share Posted December 27, 2009 Preferably enbalmed, brain and heart removed and tucked inside a pyramid... BZZZZT!!! Attention shoppers. Would someone please come and claim their poor, lost little Finnish boy? He was found wandering where he shouldn't have been. Any worried parent can find him in Lost and Found. He may seem a bit more confused than normal. Tasers can do that. Thank you. BZZZZT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 ...lost little Finnish boy? Redundant. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patch Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 Somefink smells rotten in Finland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 27, 2009 Share Posted December 27, 2009 Maybe they've started importing Swedish fish. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 28, 2009 Author Share Posted December 28, 2009 Could be. Hey, Mike, you know how to make a Finnish salad? You start by frying up a bunch of sausage and then you add potatoes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 That actually doesn't sound bad. One of my favorite breakfasts is kielbasa and grits. Hey, Sergei (spelt but not bolded), how about sending me a couple pounds of reindeer sausage? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 Somefink smells rotten in Finland. Yes, the air currents do occasionally bring us odors from the outside world. May I suggest that you place a tight plastic bag over your head to save us from your breath? Much appreciated! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 Hey, that's no way to talk to a lady! (I've always wanted to say that.) Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 how about sending me a couple pounds of reindeer sausage? Why, did the Salvation Army give you no food stamps this week, emrys? Or did you trade them for a bottle of anti-freeze? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 [... fashioning a couple of twigs as head gear to show solidarity with the reindeer nation...] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 [... fashioning a couple of twigs as head gear to show solidarity with the reindeer nation...] Does this indicate a previously unexpressed yearning to be rendered into sausage? I don't think von Bismarck would want to watch... Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 Mmmmm, sausage... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 Why Dalem, I didn't know your boat floated that way..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 I suspect that dalem's boat ceased to float a while ago. There was, however, one memorable episode with an Italian actress a few years ago that discretion forbids me from discussing at any greater length. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 I suspect that dalem's boat ceased to float a while ago. There was, however, one memorable episode with an Italian actress a few years ago that discretion forbids me from discussing at any greater length. MichaelYou have discretion? Huh ... who'd a thunk it. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 29, 2009 Author Share Posted December 29, 2009 I think he meant excretion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 Well, you lot are pretty execrable. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 I'm putting my money on dementia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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