Joe Shaw Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 Now look, if you're not one of us then you're an SSN, a Scum Sucking Newbie and we don't care how long you've been on the Outreboards of BFC, that counts for nothing here. If you're not an Olde One, a Lady of the Pool, a Seniour Knight of the CessPool, a Knight in Ordinary, a Squire or even a Serf to the CessPool as a Hole then you're NOBODY and you're lucky if you get the back of our hand. Don't be expecting US to be glad handing and telling you what a capital fellow you are ... or at least don't expect that without also expecting a shiv in the ribs. You are tolerated here if and ONLY if you obey the rules and remember your place ... which is below the level of blue green algae. Rule #14: This is a Challenge Thread, that means, and now do pay attention, you should challenge someone. But no, you can't challenge ME for example, or any of the Knights. Challenge another SSN, there's a good start. If you're very fortunate and some Knight takes pity on you he might, MIGHT sic a Serf on you ... you should be so lucky. Rule 7/a: For the luv of Gawd try to post a challenge worthy of our attention. Use some bile, some venom, some jeeny-see-qua or something. For it is by your wit, or lack thereof, that you will be known. Rule post-factoid: Sound off as if you have a pair without actually sounding off about your pair if you get my drift. We don't want to hear about it and we don't want to hear about how you hate this or that minority, race, creed, color, sex, political orientation or compass heading. Hating Australians or other GooberNationals is always on however. Rule the first: See Rule #14 Rule Britannia: DON'T annoy or denigrate the Ladies of the Pool, they are sacrosanct. Rule ii: Aye Aye Rule {[}}>>: IF, and don't count on it, you should happen to impress a Knight of the CessPool there is a vanishingly small chance that they might sponsor you as a Serf to the CessPool as a Hole. Then the skies the limit ... and by that we mean that you're probably going to trip carrying the pissbucket that is the symbol of the Serf and splash it on high. IF you do all of these things you may stick around, for that is the mark of a true CessPudlian, sticktoitiveness and contributions to the community. Failing that you are cordially invited to just SOD OFF! Sir Joe Shaw, Beloved Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 My rules are always better. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 My rules are always better. If you mean "better than Joe's", that's setting the bar awfully low. I mean, you could be a newborn infant on Mars in a coma and come up with better rules than his. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 My rules are better than yours, too. But that doesn't really raise the bar much at all, does it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 My rules are better than yours, too. But that doesn't really raise the bar much at all, does it? You may think you are ahead of me, but that's only because I am about to lap you...for the tenth time. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buzzsaw Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 ...Wolfgang Amadeus Buzzsaw is scouting with full halftracks and might soon find out why that is a bad idea.... Said halftrack is no longer full.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted June 6, 2011 Author Share Posted June 6, 2011 My rules are always better.Are not either, you are a master of the copy and paste school ... I create something new and fresh with my rules. Look upon my works ye mighty (or in your case ye lesser) and despair. Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 If I wait up long enough, what will happen? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisl Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 If I wait up long enough, what will happen? You can see Santa Claus come down the chimney and steal all your copies of CM. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 I am saddened by the loss of my immobilised Tiger E. The crew finally had enough of 76mm M-10 rounds bouncing off it, and decided to bail. I am sure Stuka is gloating in his little sand cave thinking that this could be the turning point. As his infantry rushes across the bridge to join the fight. My MG42 gunner adjusts the T&E to place grazing fire right across the aforementioned bridge. Sweet dreams Stukie, when the sun rises again over the desert, you'll get to see for yourself why it was affectionately known as "Hitler's zipper" I always thought Hitler was a button up guy, clearly you knew him better than I. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 Is that a Polikarpov I-16 sitting out the back of my hanger? If so I want to fly it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simmox Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 how does rack off sound? you peng freaks. get back to the cesspool with the rest of your ilk (from a former cessidiot) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 This is the cesspool you silly sod. Now while your here go to the esky and get your betters a beer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Marlow Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 First update in almost a decade. Buzzy. My tank is shooting at him, his tank is shooting at mine. Mine is hitting, his is missing. This will continue. That is all. Elvis. In the Bocage, at night. He doesn't see me yet, but I know where he is. Maybe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted June 6, 2011 Author Share Posted June 6, 2011 Is that a Polikarpov I-16 sitting out the back of my hanger? If so I want to fly it.It is but there's some question as to its meaning. It's obviously not flyable at this point. Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PondScum Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 It's obviously not flyable at this point. The lesson being, never let shambling old Joe "just take her up for a spin" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted June 6, 2011 Author Share Posted June 6, 2011 The lesson being, never let shambling old Joe "just take her up for a spin" {snipped} I'll have you know that I've flown the I-16 "Rata" with some success, even being launched from a TB3. Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 I'd love to see you launched from a TB3. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Marlow Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 I'll have you know that I've flown the I-16 "Rata" with some success, even being launched from a TB3. The I-16 ended operational use in in what? 1942 or 43? 70 years ago? Boy, you really are pushing the years, aren't you Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PondScum Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 I'd love to see you launched from a TB3. On the positive side, someone else will be piloting the TB3, which means old foul Joe can skip that whole embarrassing "crashed on takeoff" experience. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted June 6, 2011 Author Share Posted June 6, 2011 The I-16 ended operational use in in what? 1942 or 43? 70 years ago? Boy, you really are pushing the years, aren't you Joe Oh right, and YOU'VE never said something like "So I drove my Panther over the cliff, boy was I embarrassed." Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 Originally Posted by Nidan1 ... you'll get to see for yourself why it was affectionately known as "Hitler's zipper" Because it was rusty and nasty and never went all the way up? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 No, because Nidan1 tells false, sneeksy LIES. His Hitler zippy thingy didn't do SQUAT! Here's your poor OLDE Unca Stukey, all worried sick all day at work expecting to see his poor GI's cut to shreds crossing the only bridge into the battle zone and yet, they ALL get across safely and commence taking up positions in order to plug Nidan1's nazi bully-boys full of honest, apple pie, lead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 Check out the situation near the bridge Old Boy there are a few carcasses lying about. Not as many as I had hoped for...the Tiger was supposed to stop anything trying to come across. But they all did not get across. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 Maybe his ammo carriers were way on the other side of the map. I've heard of that happening. Not that it ever happens to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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