Boo Radley Posted May 12, 2010 Author Share Posted May 12, 2010 You're REALLY asking for it this time Boo...must I humiliate you AGAIN on the field of battle? It does get a little boring I must say...could you at least pretend to put up a challenge this time? OK, Stuka-Nuka-Puka-Pants, I'll play your silly little game. MUST you humiliate me again? CAN I at least pretend to put up a challenge? DO you wash your hair in clam broth? DID you used to dance in the flea circus? DO you think you look especially good in Daisy Dukes? ARE you considered to be barking mad? DOES anybody like you? All valid questions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 Pah! I wave my hankie at you..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 Exactly how could several clods form a bunch? I mean what electrical synapse malfunction produced that neuron-abutting mishap? If only it could be stuffed for posterity in a jar of formaldehyde Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patch Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 Are you referring to a bunch of turnips? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 Exactly how could several clods form a bunch? Have you been asleep all this time? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 Yes, yes, yes, most certainly, absolutely, categorically your assertion is most definitely correct - it makes me wonder how you could ever be in error on any subject. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 13, 2010 Author Share Posted May 13, 2010 Are you referring to a bunch of turnips? I thought turnips traveled in packs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 The correct term is a 'gaggle' of turnips...or is it a 'pod'...no, no...a school of turnips! Yes that's it! or is that radishes? You're a vegetable Boo, what say you on the matter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 13, 2010 Author Share Posted May 13, 2010 I say you're a git. The gittiest git who ever took a... long time to send me a set up. That answer your question, Sparky? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 I say you're a git. The gittiest git who ever took a... long time to send me a set up. That answer your question, Sparky? Do you call him Sparky because of the gap between his ears that's occasionally (VERY occasionally ) bridged by a spark of ... something? Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 BRILLIANCE is the word you're fumbling for there Joe...only it doesn't just spark...it RADIATES from my presence! Did you think it was sunny today? That was just me bending over to illuminate your grey little life. Isn't that nice of moi? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 StukaStrontium-90... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 ...it RADIATES from my presence! Oh is that what it was?! I thought the cat had done #2 behind the sofa. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 14, 2010 Author Share Posted May 14, 2010 I think the conversation was better when we were talking about turnips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 What else do you expect with Emry's? Intelligent conversation? Would you even understand it if you heard it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 14, 2010 Author Share Posted May 14, 2010 Dunno. Sure not hearing it now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 I think the conversation was better when we were talking about turnips. Okay. Do you reckon Stuka was born a turnip or is it a trait he acquired in his extended childhood? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 14, 2010 Author Share Posted May 14, 2010 Okay. Do you reckon Stuka was born a turnip or is it a trait he acquired in his extended childhood? Michael You mean the old "Nature vs. Nurture" argument? Well... I think to discover if this is a case that might be decided in this fashion we need to determine if Stuka was born with his head in the dirt, or if his parents (for reasons we may only speculate on) stuck his head in the dirt during his childhood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 You mean the old "Nature vs. Nurture" argument? Well... I think to discover if this is a case that might be decided in this fashion we need to determine if Stuka was born with his head in the dirt, or if his parents (for reasons we may only speculate on) stuck his head in the dirt during his childhood. It's an interesting question. If it is a congenital condition, it's likely that his parents were also turnips and he might even be descended from a long line of turnips. On the other hand, if his condition was the product of a spontaneous mutation in either of his parents prior to conception, they might have recoiled in horror at his birth and tried to bury him in the hope that he would take root and turn into something edible. The idea of Stuka as mutation has a certain attraction to it, but without further data cannot be declared to be certain. Further research is indicated. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Man, this place is in dire need of some versificationisms... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 Emrys Is quite unfriendlies Look-ya, He envies Stuka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 14, 2010 Author Share Posted May 14, 2010 That was just terrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 14, 2010 Share Posted May 14, 2010 It's an interesting question. If it is a congenital condition, it's likely that his parents were also turnips and he might even be descended from a long line of turnips. On the other hand, if his condition was the product of a spontaneous mutation in either of his parents prior to conception, they might have recoiled in horror at his birth and tried to bury him in the hope that he would take root and turn into something edible. The idea of Stuka as mutation has a certain attraction to it, but without further data cannot be declared to be certain. Further research is indicated. Michael That Stuka is of a vegetable origin is obvious but let's not forget that he's Australian and as such his line may be as bizarre as the rest of the Australian flora. For all we know he's descended from marsupial turnips and, let's not forget, the key word would be descended. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 15, 2010 Author Share Posted May 15, 2010 Are you talking about his exposed undercarriage again? I thought we had an understanding about that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 For all we know he's descended from marsupial turnips... More likely a cross between a vegetable and one of those insanely venomous spiders, resulting in a specimen with no intellectual power and an uncontrollable urge to kill. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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