John Kettler Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Since this seems the best place for this martial comedic gem, I'm posting the link here, which is where we have most of the serving members. (Mods, please move this to the GDF if you don't like it here.) Not only is the main piece great, but so are the comments. http://www.blackfive.net/main/2010/01/the_differentia.html Regards, John Kettler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clavicula_Nox Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Let's see how screwed up my theory can get... After landing on, and killing the snake, I furiously attempt to communicate with it, albeit in a playful manner. At some point, I discover the snake is dead, eat it, and go off backtracking the snake's route of ingress looking for more snakes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Splinty Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 That's hiliarious!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivodsi Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 BFT: announce a simulation of the snake, set in the near future. Sets up forum board whose members continually ask when it will be released - and are told 'when it is ready'. Snake simulation eventually released as set in 'recent historical past'. Forum members immediately complain that the snake's scales 'have too much movement' and other such problems that are rectified in a series of patches. Forum members also complain about the lack of a strong opponent for the snake and why wasn't the 'lower eastern ridged black diamond rattle snake' included, since these snakes have been known to exist in similar environments. BFT respond by pointing out that they have limited resources and are currently putting their effort into the great snake war, for which forum members immediately demand more cowbell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benpark Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 ...the great snake war, for which forum members immediately demand more cowbell. I've made just the flag for that war. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
souldierz Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 Declares all snakes as terrorists from here on out and any country harboring a snake is an enemy.The snake will be caught,played with, let go, then caught again.All snake activity will be condemned and from now on this day will be known as International whacking day.Snakes will be put on a no fly list under the supervision of Samuel Jackson who will verbally and physically abuse any mothaf....ing snakes found on any mothaf...ing plane for about 1h and 30 minutes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivodsi Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 I've made just the flag for that war. Nice artwork! But... is that Lisa Simpson in there? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Praetori Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 Swedish Recon: Happens on snake by "luck", kills snake, climbs tree, eats snake in tree, gets shot by friendlies in blue on blue situation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigduke6 Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 War Correspondent: Locates supposedly impossible to find snake by politely asking neighbors where snake lives. Interviews snake in fluent reptile. After interview as a matter of courtesy warns snake the US military is definately coming and will try and kill it unless snake changes its ways. Snake cites Che Guevera and allegedly unique snake national history allegedly making snake society impossible for US military to defeat. US military arrives, snake is smashed as are many of the snake's neighbours. Correspondent interviews survivors, who now are fighting to avenge the snake. Blackwater mercenary: Opens fire on snake after snake looks at Blackwater convoy in agressive manner. Snake and bystanders killed. Mercenary collects paychecks for several more months until rotating back to US to face murder charges filed by anti-war activists. Mercenary appears on right-wing talk shows, writes book. Pakistani ISI operative: Subsidizes snake for decades, among other assistance providing enhanced poison and fang sharpeners. When US becomes worried about snake, obtains massive US funding for collecting intelligence on and helping fight against growing snake threat. Skews info sent back to US on snake so snake stays alive; no need to kill the golden goose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Kettler Posted January 11, 2010 Author Share Posted January 11, 2010 So glad I started this thread! Ordered replacement backside after first fell off from laughing! Regards, John Kettler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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