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Originally posted by Stuka:

Guess it'll liven up the holidays at least....

I might even take the old laptop on vacation with me just to see how things pan out...

and also to brighten your grey little lives with my witty repartee of course...

No, no, don't put yourself out or anything on our account.

I insist.

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Seanachai ... no man is an island ... though in your case I'd be more than satisfied if we could arrange to LEAVE you on an island, a small one, without food or water or a freaking kayak ... but most especially one without INTERNET ACCESS!

The purpose of Coventry is to express our extreme displeasure with a specific poster who has disrupted the social order of the CessPool. We do that in the time honored way of British public schools by sending the offender to Coventry where he is CUT DEAD by the population.

I KNOW you know this ... yet you persist in acting as if it is only YOU that matter here. You continue to flout the established rules of the community and without rules, as you well know, we are ... uh ... without rules. Therefore ...

<big>THE JUSTICARIATE OF THE PENG CHALLENGE THREAD HEREBY DECLARES <BIG>DOUBLE SECRET COVENTRY</BIG> UPON SEANACHAI</BIG>!

This is not something we do lightly or without provocation, but we cannot wait for the rules violation that would announce itself by a mushroom cloud ... no doubt caused by you doing something so egregious that mushroom vendors throughout ManyAppleLess would throw their trays of mushrooms into the air in horror.

It's DOUBLE Coventry because it has to do with a Coventry violation and it's secret because, as an Olde One, you have immunity from normal Coventry. Therefore we cannot let you KNOW that you've been sent to Coventry ... so don't read this part ... but you have ... but we can't let you know that you have ... so we are required to respond to your posts as if you hadn't ... but you have.

No man is above the law Seanachai ... TWO men apparently are but that's another story ... take your punishment like a man, no whimpering, no whinging, no lower lip thrust out and brow lowered. This is not some paranoid fantasy although we are, of course, out to get you.

As Aldous Huxley said ...

Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
Yet POSTERS may ... for all practical purposes ... hence the need for Coventry.

Joe

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Originally posted by Stuka:

Oh Boo, I know how you yearn for my words to give you some direction in life.

And now those words say "walk in the direction of an oncoming coal train"

"Oncoming coal train"? What do you think this is? Eastern Pennsylvania?

Have you been watching "The Molly Maguires" again?

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Originally posted by Boo Radley:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Stuka:

Oh Boo, I know how you yearn for my words to give you some direction in life.

And now those words say "walk in the direction of an oncoming coal train"

"Oncoming coal train"? What do you think this is? Eastern Pennsylvania?

Have you been watching "The Molly Maguires" again? </font>

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Originally posted by Stuka:

I might even take the old laptop on vacation with me...

WHAT?!? Another vacation? You've had two in the last three months already. When do you plan to get around to holding down a job? You know, an actual job? Where you, like, work once in a while?

Michael

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Originally posted by Boo Radley:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Stuka:

Oh Boo, I know how you yearn for my words to give you some direction in life.

And now those words say "walk in the direction of coal train"

"Oncoming coal train"? </font>
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Originally posted by Michael Emrys:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Stuka:

I might even take the old laptop on vacation with me...

WHAT?!? Another vacation? You've had two in the last three months already. When do you plan to get around to holding down a job? You know, an actual job? Where you, like, work once in a while?

Michael </font>

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Originally posted by Egbert:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Stuka:

Oh Boo, I know how you yearn for my words to give you some direction in life.

And now those words say "walk in the direction of coal train"

"Oncoming coal train"? </font>
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Originally posted by MrPeng:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lars:

Sheesh, Ohio must be sooo exciting. I don't know how you stand it.

Tranqs. And laudanum. Lots of laudanum.

Michael </font>

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Originally posted by MrPeng:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lars:

Sheesh, Ohio must be sooo exciting. I don't know how you stand it.

Tranqs. And laudanum. Lots of laudanum.

Michael </font>

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Originally posted by Michael Emrys:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrPeng:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lars:

Sheesh, Ohio must be sooo exciting. I don't know how you stand it.

Tranqs. And laudanum. Lots of laudanum.

Michael </font>

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Originally posted by MrPeng:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrPeng:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lars:

Sheesh, Ohio must be sooo exciting. I don't know how you stand it.

Tranqs. And laudanum. Lots of laudanum.

Michael </font>

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Originally posted by Michael Emrys:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys:

Remember, this is Ohio we're talking about, kiddo. Home of the Taft family. Do I really need to say more?

Michael

Taft Family

They're from Nebraska, you absolute pinhead. </font>

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