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Originally posted by Prinz Eugen_2:

What a frikkin' POOF ! :mad:

You make all the Real Men shudder with horror ! :mad:

Excuse me, you clouded puddle of infected poodle urine. You complete and utter waste of human sperm. You utter tosser who has to wash his hands 3 times a day just to keep the crust off.

That is my homosexual you're throwing your feces at, you ape-like intellectually defective primitive.

If I wish him tasked for his choice of song lyrics, I will do it. If I wish him tasked for being Belgian, I will do it. If I wish to see him tasked for being gay, I will do it.

If I want to see a complete and utter ****-stick dribble vomit down his front while cursing the 'pooftas', well...I'll certainly keep you in mind.

Mind you, we've already bid-out and contracted with a more comprehensive, independent, white supremacist, skin-head contractor for that sort of arseholery.

Nowadays, you can't depend on the average arsehole for truly cutting edge bigotry. You have to go to the 'Big Providers'.

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Originally posted by rleete:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys:

He looks like a washed up alcoholic old has-been trying to squeeze a few more bucks out of a hapless audience by permitting himself to be publically humiliated.

So? It's working for you so far. </font>
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Originally posted by Poo Doggey:

(Looks long and hard at Princess Unguent...)

I'm sorry but I'm not that kind of guy. Could you stop that please ? You're making me feel uneasy. You should consult Sturmy and/or his master SeanileGuy for your needs. :mad:

Originally posted by SeanileGuy:

Excuse me, you clouded puddle of infected poodle urine.

OI !!

No need comparing me to Poo Doggey. A man is bound to take offense at such insults. :mad:

Originally posted by SeanileGuy:

That is my homosexual you're throwing your feces at

I can assure you, I am not contesting your ownership of that Belgian poof. He is all yours for abuse and what ever depraved acts you wish to perform on him. I would not interfere with your, ahem, hobbies.

I could not stomach it. :mad:

So... Now that we have this issue sorted, who do I have to brown-nose over here to get a game ? I am yet to defeat a Pinger. :mad:

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Originally posted by Leeo:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Prinz Eugen_2:

Can you believe it? The ponce thinks it's about winning. They're all alike, aren't they? Isn't there a squire around who can show him the path through Crodaburg? </font>
Oh Leeo, now is that the way to show hospitality to a guest? Would you foist off some ancient, creaking CMBO travesty? No lad, we here at Ker Dessel* have just the thing. It's a challenging scenario for CMAK called ... "Doc It Burns When I Pee!" It has the added advantage of a title with which Prince Huggin' can no doubt relate intimately.

Or ... we can just send the tosser to Coventry on the grounds of "smilies" ... either way. I CAN understand his desire to join a goup that actually MEANS something, but then he does have to realize that HE would have to mean something too ... we've seen little evidence of that in his gay-bashing, growly face displaying, chest thumping rhetoric so far.

I was especially amused by his comment about "real men" ... he's been reading romance novels again, no doubt of it. How else would he know how a "real man" is to react?

Joe

* Ker Dessel - When It's Called a Setup for a Reason.

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Originally posted by SturmSebber:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai:

If I wish him tasked for his choice of song lyrics, I will do it. If I wish him tasked for being Belgian, I will do it. If I wish to see him tasked for being gay, I will do it.

But you never really get to the "doing" part, do you? </font>
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Which I badly needed because on going home and turning on the computer, I got "Disk boot failure, insert system disk and press Enter".

However, on booting this morning, up she came.

I suspect a failing hard drive as it's over 7 years old. There may be a slight delay in turns, or not, if old Bessie can hold out for another day.

Sad really, I was shelling the homosexual tendencies out of Boo.

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Originally posted by Lars:

Which I badly needed because on going home and turning on the computer, I got "Disk boot failure, insert system disk and press Enter".

However, on booting this morning, up she came.

I suspect a failing hard drive as it's over 7 years old. There may be a slight delay in turns, or not, if old Bessie can hold out for another day.

Sad really, I was shelling the homosexual tendencies out of Boo.

I could just slap you for that comment.
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Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

No lad, we here at Ker Dessel* have just the thing. It's a challenging scenario for CMAK called ... "Doc It Burns When I Pee!" It has the added advantage of a title with which Prince Huggin' can no doubt relate intimately.

Joe

* Ker Dessel - When It's Called a Setup for a Reason.

I don't think he would like that, Joe. It appears that Princess Unguent is verra, verra par-ticular about his games. Regardez:

Prinz Eugen_2

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- posted August 28, 2006 01:56 PM Profile for Prinz Eugen_2 Email Prinz Eugen_2 Edit/Delete Post Reply With Quote I finished B & T : Green Hell as Krauts and managed a 56 - 44 minor victory. I made the mistake of being too careful in the beginning, thus I couldn't humiliate my artificial opponent.

As it happens, I might take on one of you maggots in a CMBB-PBEM battle. My conditions are :

* An attack, no MEs

* I attack, you defend ( you can try [Mad] )

* Me as the frickin' Krauts

* An all-infantry setup.

* 1000 points.

See? He has conditions!

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Originally posted by Boo Radley:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

No lad, we here at Ker Dessel* have just the thing. It's a challenging scenario for CMAK called ... "Doc It Burns When I Pee!" It has the added advantage of a title with which Prince Huggin' can no doubt relate intimately.

Joe

* Ker Dessel - When It's Called a Setup for a Reason.

I don't think he would like that, Joe. It appears that Princess Unguent is verra, verra par-ticular about his games. Regardez:

Prinz Eugen_2

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- posted August 28, 2006 01:56 PM Profile for Prinz Eugen_2 Email Prinz Eugen_2 Edit/Delete Post Reply With Quote I finished B & T : Green Hell as Krauts and managed a 56 - 44 minor victory. I made the mistake of being too careful in the beginning, thus I couldn't humiliate my artificial opponent.

As it happens, I might take on one of you maggots in a CMBB-PBEM battle. My conditions are :

* An attack, no MEs

* I attack, you defend ( you can try [Mad] )

* Me as the frickin' Krauts

* An all-infantry setup.

* 1000 points.

See? He has conditions! </font>

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Originally posted by Michael Emrys:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

Geeze ... what a prima donna ... ya suppose he hits "GO" using his pinkie?

Nah, a guy like him probably uses his tongue. Maybe even you could beat him, Joe.

Michael </font>

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