Seanachai Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 Do we still do the Rules anymore? I can't remember the last time we had some halfwit sod in here that we needed to do the Rules for. Is anyone still playing the Game? I mean, in its new, sleek, pointless incarnation? Thank the gods for the canon of games we already possess. Ah, well. Time for a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury: Welcome, dear friends! To the Show that never ends! Step inside, step inside... We continue to occupy this place because we've made it too hideous for anyone else to want. No one wants to bring their motored-up, sexy discussions of the tarted-up weapons of Modern Combat in here. They're all busy telling each other lies about capabilities, and specs, and 'potential' combat. Here, we return to a simpler time. This Thread is now as relevant as a discussion of the Thirty Years War. Remember that one? Of course, it actually took place. No, I imagine that the Peng Challenge Thread will be here until doomsday. You know, when George Lucas makes a Prequel to Combat Mission: Shockforce. Until then, wipe your feet when you come in here, you're in our house now, eh? Don't talk about your fecking genitalia while you're wiping your feet, don't treat women badly, and we're pretty sure there's someplace else you should be, possibly court, possibly applying bleach to wherever it is you last left your DNA. Try to say something witty... Oh, what the hells' the point? Try to say something relevant. I don't give a dingo's todger if it's witty anymore. Take your hands out of your pockets. And try and appear more subservient when I'm talking to you. Stand up straight. And say something witty. What? I don't care what I said before. Say something witty or piss off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 Seanachai! Where is my promised shrubbery? Post Haste nave, fashion me a shrubbery this very morrow lest I smite thee with great anger and furious vengeance* * yes I know I farkled that bit up. I did it on purpose so don't any smarty-pants noobies be trying to correct your old Unca Stukey eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 W00T! 3 Peng theads on the first page!! I do believe this constitutes an insurgency... Vive La Republic! Liberte, Fraternity. Equality, Alcoholy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 None of you entertained me last night. Not even the Australialanders. I set a pretty low bar, and no one even bashed their ankles on it stumbling into a bonfire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted April 13, 2008 Author Share Posted April 13, 2008 Originally posted by Stuka: Seanachai! Where is my promised shrubbery? Post Haste nave, fashion me a shrubbery this very morrow lest I smite thee with great anger and furious vengeance* * yes I know I farkled that bit up. I did it on purpose so don't any smarty-pants noobies be trying to correct your old Unca Stukey eh? You know, Stuka, that no one finds you more abhorrent and vile than I do. Aren't you living in Dubai, or some ridiculous place of money and stupidity? Can't you just ask your Arab Masters for a freaking shrubbery? Something they could put on top of a re-creation of the Colossus of Rhodes, or Stohehenge done in ice, or somthing? But I'm not sure we should be here. I missed the fact that Elvis had started us up again. Not in a very good way. Awful title. Usual first post. I mean, letting his incarnation die is like exposing a twisted and crippled child born to slaves die on a hillside somewhere. And wasn't America trying to become more like Sparta? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted April 13, 2008 Author Share Posted April 13, 2008 Originally posted by dalem: None of you entertained me last night. Not even the Australialanders. I set a pretty low bar, and no one even bashed their ankles on it stumbling into a bonfire. Quit yer whinging, you rotting pudding. Get up there and versify until the pain drives them into a frenzy of response. Why are people like you always looking for a handout from the Olde Ones? I suppose you're going to go on and on about how your goddamn ancestors came to this country on the Mayflower, and how you blame the Peng Challenge Thread for the fact that no three-ply velvet has been gently dabbed over your backside after every ****e since then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 Crippled slave chiuldren should die on hillsides... isn't that the New World Order way? Anyhoos, I'd prefer you fashion me a shrubbery Seanitchy old perve, your demeanour amuses me. PS, I'm in Qatar right now but considering a move to Dubai (more bars there). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted April 13, 2008 Author Share Posted April 13, 2008 Great, I have the imprimatur of the Redneck of the Peng Challenge Thread. Thought the bugger was dead. Haven't seen him post in ages. Hey, Abbott. What about the bus RV, you aimless bugger? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 and Abbott I consider that truck to be well below par, hell it doesn't even have alloy rocker covers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted April 13, 2008 Author Share Posted April 13, 2008 Originally posted by Stuka: Crippled slave chiuldren should die on hillsides... isn't that the New World Order way? Anyhoos, I'd prefer you fashion me a shrubbery Seanitchy old perve, your demeanour amuses me. PS, I'm in Qatar right now but considering a move to Dubai (more bars there). Hard to say if you're too bloody drunk to type & spell, or if you're simply being Australian. Hahahahahaha! It was a trick thought, since it amounts to the same thing. Follow the money, Stuka. If you're going to work for the bloody Arabs, then move towards the light. And by that, I mean 'Move towards the most Westernized incarnation.' You go to work for the freaking Saudis, man, and you're out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 Originally posted by Stuka: and Abbott I consider that truck to be well below par, hell it doesn't even have alloy rocker covers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 Originally posted by Seanachai: Follow the money, Stuka. Damn straight baby! It's the only way I can get you a ticket to the gulf so I can take you on a 4WD trip into the desert to check out the mysterious, secret 'paddling location' where I can slaughter you with a ball peen hammer and a cheese grater and leave your remains to mummify under a sandy dune for a wandering camel to one day take a dump on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 Originally posted by Abbott: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Stuka: and Abbott I consider that truck to be well below par, hell it doesn't even have alloy rocker covers! </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted April 13, 2008 Author Share Posted April 13, 2008 Originally posted by Stuka: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: Follow the money, Stuka. Damn straight baby! It's the only way I can get you a ticket to the gulf so I can take you on a 4WD trip into the desert to check out the mysterious, secret 'paddling location' where I can slaughter you with a ball peen hammer and a cheese grater and leave your remains to mummify under a sandy dune for a wandering camel to one day take a dump on. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 Nope, still free and single, until this friday that is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted April 13, 2008 Author Share Posted April 13, 2008 Abbot, the bus conversion is looking good. I couldn't see every shot (dial-up connection problems with loading photos thing). I'll check it out again at work this week. I'm going to send the link to the guy I'm working for. A right-wing nut-job contractor who would find what you're doing really interesting, I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted April 13, 2008 Author Share Posted April 13, 2008 Originally posted by Stuka: Nope, still free and single, until this friday that is! And then what? You take on your third, or fourth 15 year old child bride bought from the neighbouring tribe? You need to return to civilization, man. Or are there still too many outstanding warrants? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 Bah! I wave my hand at you. The good Lady Stuka has seen the light and will asssume the title of 'Lady Baroness of Stuke'. 'Once more into the breach dear friends' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted April 13, 2008 Author Share Posted April 13, 2008 Originally posted by Stuka: Bah! I wave my hand at you. The good Lady Stuka has seen the light and will asssume the title of 'Lady Baroness of Stuke'. 'Once more into the breach dear friends' I can't believe that Rohypnol stays in the system long enough for you to turn it into a marriage. What, do you keep dosing her every time she starts to look horrified and ask who you are, and where her family is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 Well a guys gotta do what a guys gotta do..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted April 13, 2008 Author Share Posted April 13, 2008 Tonight? 27 degrees (Fahrenheit, -2 Celsius for you primitives). Last year I was kayaking Lake Nokomis on April 19th. The weather is going to have to kick it in the arse if I'm going to get out there early this year. Still a lot of ice on the fecking lakes. I'd like to gather up all the Aussies, and stick them here in town for a winter. It would begin the process of making men out of them... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 Originally posted by Seanachai: Tonight? 27 degrees (Fahrenheit, -2 Celsius for you primitives). Last year I was kayaking Lake Nokomis on April 19th. The weather is going to have to kick it in the arse if I'm going to get out there early this year. Still a lot of ice on the fecking lakes. I'd like to gather up all the Aussies, and stick them here in town for a winter. It would begin the process of making men out of them... And we would like you come on over in summer so we can watch you defecate yourself into a greasy pile of gnome poo. Cold is nothing, you can always chuck on more clothes. Surviving the Aussie Summer, that's real man's work. Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 Originally posted by Abbott: Hey, Abbott! I thought you had driven off a cliff or something. That looks like a noisy machine. I would expect nothing less of you. Now about that cliff... Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 Originally posted by Seanachai: Tonight? 27 degrees (Fahrenheit, -2 Celsius for you primitives).And at this moment, it is a balmy 47°F in lovely Port Townsend by the Sea. As soon as it gets just a few degrees warmer, I may send a few spare BTUs in the direction of you, my thermodynamically challenged friends. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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