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The huns strike into poland reaching the outskirts of poland. Two polish units isolated and 1 army, 1 corps destroyed. Remaining polish forces try to converge on warsaw.

French hurriedly prepares defensive lines.

Canada joins the allies and axis sub pings.

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france is penny pinching mpps so he swaps 10 armys at the maginot line with armies at 8. So he does not waste mpps reingorcing the 8's armies since they would be in a good position to defend along the maginot line.

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January 1940

German sub pings middle east convoy.

Swedish opinion polls tilt 7% towards Nazi ideology. (Hmmm Scandinavian domination eh?)

We make ice cones out of the German snowballs with yummy French wine.

Stalin still snores at Moscow, in between mass executions.

USA still doing the bogie-wogie. Darn yanks!

Churchil went on weight-watchers and ordered a bow flex after seeing Rocky.

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Feb 1940

Axis forces betrayed Benelux neutrality and captured the counttry. French forces expected this betrayal and promised to carry on.

March 1940

French strengthen their resolve and the wussies generals were tossed out.

England vowed to aid their compatriots.

German sub pings mid-east convoy again.

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Those Frenchies wont be throwing anymore slush balls anytime soon.The Germans noticed an anti-tank gun next to Paris after we moved our tanks up to attack.Luckly for us we didnt get to see how nasty it was against our tanks.

Now we drink French wine and decide whos next.

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Egypt is about to fall(upsets America and Russia).I guess the Allies just dont trust us.

It also looks like the Brit.commander is caught on the wrong side of the canal and is also in big toruble(we will except his unconditional surrender).

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The good guys have just liberated Iran(Our Iraqi troop suggested this).Russian winter has struck but we were more than prepared(lots of fur coats donated from the homeland).No real effects this time.1942 will see much bloodshed.

The Brits. have been working overtime on their air tech. and now have control of the seas.The Amis.are now angry and soon will be joining the fight,however we are prepared for this.

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he has gotten stung losing two more subs, and a cruiser. German navy hastily retreats its toy boats in the toy box.

US joins and Germany is starting to get busy.

He has opened another front in the mideast and the krauts tried to sneak in through the south but were met with a task force.

We control the seas and the skies in the west as Hitler cries mommy.

We are stregthening defenses in the east and hopefully relief would come in time from the west.

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Hitlers only cry is:MIGHT IS RIGHT.

As far as the skies in the west goes,he may talk about controlling them but we havent seen ANY allied planes dare to attack anything.Flak anyone.

The Russian bear is soon going to see what control of the skies is really about.

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May 1942

yep - he has been nitpicking my Moscow frontal defenders - destroying five armies, one artillery and a flak unit since the start of barbarossa. In turn he has lost an armor group, and a finnish corps.

UK takes Ireland out.

His southern forces take a defensive position.

He is focusing his attention in the north to take out moscow. He is being careful in his advances.

He is still getting air resistance in the east as combined flak and fighter cover still presents itself.

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Seems them rotten Commies have gone allout in jet research(level 4)for him.No matter ive just killed one with a combined arms attack.Moscow falls and so does another flak unit of his.

In the west his Allied planes have been silent except for the unprovoked attack on Ireland(he even used his Artty.on the poor Irish dude).

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