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WOOOOOOOOTTTTTT!

A little Earth, Wind, and Fire for your listening pleasure...

Do you remember the 21st night of September?

Love was changing the mind of pretenders

While chasing the clouds away

Our hearts were ringing

In the key that our souls were singing.

As we danced in the night,

Remember - how the stars stole the night away, yeah yeah yeah.

Hey hey hey,

Ba de ya - say do you remember

Ba de ya - dancing in September

Ba de ya - never was a cloudy day

Ba duda, ba duda, ba duda, badu

Ba duda, badu, ba duda, badu

Ba duda, badu, ba duda

My thoughts are with you

Holding hands with your heart to see you

Only blue talk and love,

Remember - how we knew love was here to stay

Now December found the love that we shared in September.

Only blue talk and love,

Remember - the true love we share today

Hey hey hey

Ba de ya - say do you remember

Ba de ya - dancing in September

Ba de ya - never was a cloudy day.......there was a

Ba de ya - say do you remember

Ba de ya - dancing in September

Ba de ya - golden dreams were shiny days

Now our bell was ringing, aha

Our souls were singing.

Do you remember every cloudy day - yau !

There was a

Ba de ya - say do you remember

Ba de ya - dancing in September

Ba de ya - never was a cloudy day.......there was a

Ba de ya - say do you remember

Ba de ya - dancing in September

Ba de ya - golden dreams were shiny days

Ba de ya de ya de ya

Ba de ya de ya de ya

Ba de ya de ya de ya - De ya

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Originally posted by dalem:

no really, he walked by on my desk and it's like, whoooooo boyo!

Maybe he forgot to use the Charmin.

Maybe someone needs to stop blaming others for their own flatulence? Thou who smelt it dealt it.

Kitty

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Originally posted by Aces_and_8's:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem:

my cat just farted

Oh sure. Blame the cat.

Kitty </font>

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Want a good time? Well you wont bloody get it here!

All you'll get here are insults.

So if that kind of thing upsets you and makes you cry like a baby, just don't bother.

If you get that far, insult back. We like a good insult.

But an insult should be made in the aim of getting a CM (glory be to CM) game going with some 'equally lacking in social status' nong.

Don't expect us Kiniggets to accept tho. We're too busy being superficial and shallow to notice you. We consider you lot as some lowly maggot lifeform that we don't even notice when we step on.

and don't go waving your privates around. The only privates we want to see are those pixelated ones in CM. Dead ones in particular.

And leave the ladies alone. They are ruthless and have be known to destroy even we kinnigets with a cutting remark or even just a glare. They are far too mighty for the likes of you, and well beyond your league (which is previously stated...maggot lifeform like).

Oh and I in particular hate you.

There, rules done. You can p*ss off now.

Mace

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Originally posted by Aces_and_8's:

BTW Kitty... above is dedicated to you.

And this one is especially for you, especially if you dont STOP BLOODY SINGING!!!

Surprise! you're dead!

Ha ha! open your eyes

See the world as it used to be when you used to be in it

When you were alive and when you were in love

And when I took it from you!

It's not over yet

You don't remember?

I won't let you forget

The hatred I bestowed

Upon your neck with a fatal blow

From my teeth and my tongue

I've drank and swallowed, but it's just begun

Now you are mine

I'll keep killing you until the end of time

Surprise! you're dead!

Guess what?

It never ends...

The pain, the torment and torture, profanity

Nausea, suffering, perversion, calamity

You can't get away

- Faith no more

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Originally posted by Aces_and_8's:

Lady

You bring me up when I’m down

And maybe

You’re gonna chang . . .

*SRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

Hey, this is a friggin New Year's party! Quit trying to put us to sleep!

*duct tapes Aces mouth and puts on new record*

Rolling Stones - Bitch

I'm feeling so tired, can't understand it

Just had a fortnights sleep

I'm feeling so tired, Ow!, so distracted

Ain't touched a thing all week

I'm feeling drunk, juiced up and sloppy

Ain't touched a drink all night

Feeling hungry, can't see the reason

Just had a horse meat pie

Yeah when you call my name

I salivate like a Pavlov dog Yeah when you lay me out

My heart starts beating like a big bass drum, alright

Yeah you got to mix it child

Ya got to fix it must be love

It's a bitch

You got to mix it child

Ya got to fix it must be love

It's a bitch allright

Sometimes I'm sexy, move like a stud

Kicking the stall all night

Sometimes I'm so shy, got to be worked on

Don't have no bark or bite

Yeah when you call my name

I salivate like a Pavlov dog Yeah when you lay me out

My heart starts beating like a big bass drum

Kitty

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Originally posted by Aces_and_8's:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem:

WHERE IS MY SEANACHAI?!?!?!?

O WHERE CAN HE BE?!?!?!

SEANACHAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is this like the "Hole in my Bucket Martha Song"? </font>
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Originally posted by Kitty:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Aces_and_8's:

Lady

You bring me up when I’m down

And maybe

You’re gonna chang . . .

*SRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

Hey, this is a friggin New Year's party! Quit trying to put us to sleep!

*duct tapes Aces mouth and puts on new record*

Rolling Stones - Bitch

I'm feeling so tired, can't understand it

Just had a fortnights sleep

I'm feeling so tired, Ow!, so distracted

Ain't touched a thing all week

I'm feeling drunk, juiced up and sloppy

Ain't touched a drink all night

Feeling hungry, can't see the reason

Just had a horse meat pie

Yeah when you call my name

I salivate like a Pavlov dog Yeah when you lay me out

My heart starts beating like a big bass drum, alright

Yeah you got to mix it child

Ya got to fix it must be love

It's a bitch

You got to mix it child

Ya got to fix it must be love

It's a bitch allright

Sometimes I'm sexy, move like a stud

Kicking the stall all night

Sometimes I'm so shy, got to be worked on

Don't have no bark or bite

Yeah when you call my name

I salivate like a Pavlov dog Yeah when you lay me out

My heart starts beating like a big bass drum

Kitty </font>

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Originally posted by Aces_and_8's:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem:

WHERE IS MY SEANACHAI?!?!?!?

O WHERE CAN HE BE?!?!?!

SEANACHAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is this like the "Hole in my Bucket Martha Song"? </font>
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And now a little Saliva...

On those Saturdays, when kids go out and play,

yo I was VP in my room I let the

stereo blaze, wasn’t faded, not jaded,

just a kid with a pad and pen and a big

imagination. All this, I seek,

I find I push the envelope to the line, make it,

break it, take it, until I’m overrated.

Click, Click Boom.

I’m coming down on the stereo, hear me on the radio, click,

click boom.

I’m coming down with the new style

and you know it’s buck wild.

Click, Click Boom I’m on the

radio station touring round the nation, leaving the

scene in devastation.

I can see it in my mind, I can see it in their eyes.

It’s close enough to touch

it now, but far away enough to die.

Click, Click Boom. What the hell is wrong

with me? My mom and dad weren’t perfect,

but still you don’t hear no cryin ass

bitchin from me, like there seems to be on

everybody’s CD so just sit back and

relax and let me have your head for a minute,

I can show you something in it,

that has yet to be presented, oh yeah!

Repeat Chorus

Why have I clouded up my mind,

why’s my mother always right, and will I make it?

Fill the end or will I crawl away and die.

Click, Click, Boom. Click, Click

Boom. Click, Click Boom. Click, Click Boom.

On those Saturday when kids go out

and play yo I was VP in my room

I let the stereo blaze on Saturdays when kids go

out and play, I was VP in my room

I let the stereo blaze its all inside of me,

its all inside of me. It’s coming over me.

It’s all inside of me, it’s all

inside my head. Click, Click Boom

I’m coming down on the stereo hear me on the

radio. Click Click Boom

I’m comin down with the new style you know it’s buck

wild. Everybody, Everybody come on.

Click Click Boom

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