Watson & Crick Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 Turns are out to all you pinheads. I'm back from 3 days of snowboarding. At Sunday River Maine, there was a pennsyltucky maggot ski club "racing" the gates. These so called skiers were aboot as nimble as Wino after a three day bender. I was tempted to crash the course and knock them over, hoping one was Snarker. Anyhoo, some of these skiers were "racing" against their wives. One couple may be divorced now. I think the guy had forced his wife to race. He was almost through the course and she was near the top, taking off her skis and tromping downhill. She was NOT happy. If the husband was remotely smart, he would not get within ski-pole distance of her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted January 31, 2005 Author Share Posted January 31, 2005 Originally posted by Watson & Crick: Anyhoo, some of these skiers were "racing" against their wives. One couple may be divorced now. I think the guy had forced his wife to race. He was almost through the course and she was near the top, taking off her skis and tromping downhill. She was NOT happy. If the husband was remotely smart, he would not get within ski-pole distance of her. Why didn't you try to pick her up? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 Errr, trying to pick up an angrylized woman hell bent on skewering her husband or anyone else within striking distance of a ski pole is not smert. :mad: Edited to add that this is an ancient chinese proverb. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted January 31, 2005 Author Share Posted January 31, 2005 Originally posted by Watson & Crick: Errr, trying to pick up an angrylized woman hell bent on skewering her husband or anyone else within striking distance of a ski pole is not smert. And you're not smart. So, I ask again, did you try to pick her up? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 :mad: I was on the lift watching this saga unfold below. I wasn't aboot to jump 50 feet onto concrete snow for a crazed Pennsyltuckian woman. Besides, I already have a girlfriend who ain't crazy. So are you on the couch making poor Paula get your "painkillers?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_mike_the_wino2 Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 Originally posted by Watson & Crick: These so called skiers were aboot as nimble as Wino after a three day bender.I am as feckin' nimble as a gazelle when that plowed...and witty, full of funny stories and quite handsome. Just ask the casino full of Portugese who enjoyed the spectacle of me rubbing my nipples. The Events Coordinator still shakes her head over that one. Appalling people one country at a time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rune Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 Axe You blathering idiot. Email me your phone number. Rune 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 Originally posted by rune: Axe You blathering idiot. Email me your phone number. Rune Use that Skype thing he keeps going on about. Scare the crap out of him while he's D&D and playing games at the 'puter. :mad: :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 Originally posted by Snarker: Use that Skype thing he keeps going on about. Scare the crap out of him while he's D&D and playing games at the 'puter. :mad: :mad: :mad: Please do. :mad: I hope he drops his beer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted February 1, 2005 Author Share Posted February 1, 2005 Originally posted by rune: Axe You blathering idiot. Email me your phone number. Rune [blather]Done[/blather] On the Fan 590 this morning I heard a story about a soccer ref who red carded himself. I guess he started yelling at a player and figured if it was a player doing what he was doing, he would have carded him. [ January 31, 2005, 07:00 PM: Message edited by: Axe2121 ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted February 1, 2005 Author Share Posted February 1, 2005 Originally posted by Watson & Crick: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Snarker: Use that Skype thing he keeps going on about. Scare the crap out of him while he's D&D and playing games at the 'puter. :mad: :mad: :mad: Please do. :mad: I hope he drops his beer. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 If Axe spills his Guinness, Paula will find him lapping the carpet, bad back and all. :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 Originally posted by Axe2121: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Watson & Crick: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Snarker: Use that Skype thing he keeps going on about. Scare the crap out of him while he's D&D and playing games at the 'puter. :mad: :mad: :mad: Please do. :mad: I hope he drops his beer. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 Originally posted by Watson & Crick: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Watson & Crick: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Snarker: Use that Skype thing he keeps going on about. Scare the crap out of him while he's D&D and playing games at the 'puter. :mad: :mad: :mad: Please do. :mad: I hope he drops his beer. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 Originally posted by Axe2121: Why didn't you try to pick her up? His inbuilt PMS sense was sounding the alarm. Mace 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted February 1, 2005 Author Share Posted February 1, 2005 Originally posted by PseudoSimonds: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Watson & Crick: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Watson & Crick: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Snarker: Use that Skype thing he keeps going on about. Scare the crap out of him while he's D&D and playing games at the 'puter. :mad: :mad: :mad: Please do. :mad: I hope he drops his beer. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rune Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 Axe, You twit, you actually have to hit send in order to send it. I didn't get it, if you have ICQ, start it and look for an email with my ICQ number. Rune 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted February 1, 2005 Author Share Posted February 1, 2005 Originally posted by rune: Axe, You twit, you actually have to hit send in order to send it. I didn't get it, if you have ICQ, start it and look for an email with my ICQ number. Rune I sent it to the ameritech one. No good? I don't have ICQ. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted February 1, 2005 Author Share Posted February 1, 2005 I should have known better. :mad: [ February 01, 2005, 08:25 AM: Message edited by: Axe2121 ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_no_one Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 Free phone sex with Axe wearing something frilly?Where do I sign up? :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 Originally posted by no_one: Free phone sex with Axe wearing something frilly?Where do I sign up? :mad: Your one strange little monkey if you enjoy to a bald guy wearing lacey undergarments. Is the 705 area code the Canucki equivalent to 900 numbers here in the states? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rune Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 Axe contacted, But what was the heavy breathing? Why did the girl who answer say something about XXX Films Inc? Rune 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 Originally posted by Watson & Crick: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by no_one: Free phone sex with Axe wearing something frilly?Where do I sign up? :mad: Your one strange little monkey if you enjoy to a bald guy wearing lacey undergarments. Is the 705 area code the Canucki equivalent to 900 numbers here in the states? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 Originally posted by rune: Axe contacted, But what was the heavy breathing? Why did the girl who answer say something about XXX Films Inc? Rune Axe finally got his moose-pRon business off the ground? Kudos to you, follow your dreams. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_no_one Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 I am a strange little monkey(winks at Axe) :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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