_Axe_ Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 Oh, by the way: <font size=20>I rule!!</font size=20> Know why? 'Cause I started both my vacation and first beer seven minutes ago. AGGRAGR GARGARG GARGG AGRAGARGRAG!!!!. Who's around right now to exchange turns at a rate equaled only by TCP/IP? :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Snarker: Sorry maggots, gotta feed the kids first. :mad: :mad: :mad: Can't they eat the cicadas? :confused: </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 Originally posted by Watson & Crick: A nice brunette woman from Nova Scotia will accompany me. Oh, oh! I can help! I lived in Nova Scotia for seven years and got two degrees there. Do you know exactly where she's from? I can give you a crash course and make you look like a frickin' genius. Or a scary stalker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: Oh, by the way: <font size=20>I rule!!</font size=20> Oh boy, visions of grandeur again so you are drinking a beer now? In 15 minutes, you'll be p*ss drunk and in another 15 passed out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Watson & Crick: A nice brunette woman from Nova Scotia will accompany me. Oh, oh! I can help! I lived in Nova Scotia for seven years and got two degrees there. Do you know exactly where she's from? I can give you a crash course and make you look like a frickin' genius. Or a scary stalker. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 Well tell her you have a friend that went to St. FX and Dalhousie (pronounced Dal-house-ee) and you're in like Flynn. Oh, and you think it's a shame the offshore gas pipeline profits aren't going directly into the province's coffers. And you like Keith's. (It's a beer with a 50 per cent market share in N.S.) Stay away from talking about Peggy's Cove, lobster or the Cabot Trail. 'Cause dude, she lived there and only tourists (pronounced tor-ists) get excited about those topics. Tell her the Granite Brewery is your favourite place to drink when in Halifax but nothing beats a cold Keith's while watching the sun set over the Northumberland Straight while attending the annual Judique-on-the-Floor festival. I hope you're taking notes. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: Tell her the Granite Brewery is your favourite place to drink when in Halifax but nothing beats a cold Keith's while watching the sun set over the Northumberland Straight while attending the annual Judique-on-the-Floor festival. I hope you're taking notes. :mad: What is this festival? Is it something naughty that will get me slapped? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 Enjoy your vacation, Axe! I only have 3 more weeks left of my 2 Months. I have gotten...messed over...by my counsellor who sets up the schedules. I am teaching 4 classes of American Government/Economics, one 10th Grade History (U.S. up to 1877), and one 9th Grade Honors (World History from 1500 to present). I had distinctly requested nothing but American History, and I now actually have a fairly good amount of seniority in my department. I know the most about Government (my first degree was Politial Science with a focus on Soviet and East Europe), But I really enjoy the History stuff the most. Bah. Humbug. Now I go to a Jaycee Convention near Anniston, Alabama for the weekend. Nothing like Southern Baptists who don't have Aunt Edna to look over their shoulder. These guys drink more than a Tank Battalion, and I should know. I'll enjoy it mostly, but my wife won't. Where is Arrogant Bastard Ale brewed? Will Axe ever go back to work? Will Boo stop being a Southbound end of a Northbound horse? Will Waston and Crick end my Armor assault? Will Master Goodale ever come back? Will Mike the Wino have 999 deaths? Will I make the local and national news with my new ideas for classroom management using fertilizers, motor oil, and paperclips? The answers to these and more will be available on the Cheery Waffles Forum, coming to a computer screen near you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_mike_the_wino2 Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 What the FOOK!?!?!?! Give AssMonkey a sip non-alcoholic beer and the wee lass starts prattling on aboot Canada like the fecking tourist board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 Nah, he's just trying (hopelessly) to help Watson and Crick get laid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 Originally posted by Wallybob: Nah, he's just trying (hopelessly) to help Watson and Crick get laid. GARGARGARGARG :mad: Southern Buzzard :mad: Send me a turn! I have another 30 min before I leave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 Originally posted by Watson & Crick: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121: Tell her the Granite Brewery is your favourite place to drink when in Halifax but nothing beats a cold Keith's while watching the sun set over the Northumberland Straight while attending the annual Judique-on-the-Floor festival. I hope you're taking notes. :mad: What is this festival? Is it something naughty that will get me slapped? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 Originally posted by Watson & Crick: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Snarker: Sorry maggots, gotta feed the kids first. :mad: :mad: :mad: Can't they eat the cicadas? :confused: </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 Originally posted by Watson & Crick: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121: Tell her the Granite Brewery is your favourite place to drink when in Halifax but nothing beats a cold Keith's while watching the sun set over the Northumberland Straight while attending the annual Judique-on-the-Floor festival. I hope you're taking notes. :mad: What is this festival? Is it something naughty that will get me slapped? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 Done did. Enjoy the trip, remember to use protection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 Seven so far. :mad: :mad: Where's Kitty?? :confused: :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk. Some will understand, other have not visited that other thread. :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: Where's Kitty?? :confused: :mad: :mad: :mad: Let's see. Saturday morning here means Friday night there. She'll be at school. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121: Where's Kitty?? :confused: :mad: :mad: :mad: Let's see. Saturday morning here means Friday night there. She'll be at school. Mace </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 Ahhh, faithful Robohn. At least he's sending turns. Mind you, he's quoting the A-Team in his e-mails, but at least he's sending turns. :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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